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@libsoftiktok No you old bag. You aren’t touching my bbq.

BREAKING: LA mayor candidate Nithya Raman suggests banning backyard BBQs on certain days That’s definitely gonna go over well with Californians…

@PerryALPHA Scum of the earth.

Are they homosexual lovers?

Spencer Pratt: I will clean up homeless encampments, address drug addicts, & prevent fires from burning down people's homes. Karen Bass: I will spend your money on teeth for meth addicts. Nithya Raman: I will ban grilling burgers in the backyard. Your choice, Los Angeles.

Wonderful - calling out l of the horrible Kare Bass

My hero buddy. What a wonderful takedown!

@MisyDP @ColorApril Eat a salad! Classic!

The "man with little balls" story. A woman was riding her horses with her 4 dogs, which respond to voice commands and wear collars but aren't on leashes. On the trail, a man had his own untrained dog off-leash. When she got off her horse to stand between his dog and hers, the man acted up. He demanded she leash her dogs while blocking the trail. She went around him and kept going. Her take is hilarious. Eat a salad! 🥗

@spencerpratt I’m a small business owner in North Hollywood. I support Spencer Pratt!! 🇺🇸

I’m honored to receive the endorsement of Dr Ruben Guerra, Chairman of the Latin Business Association that represents over 800,000 Latino businesses in California! I’m ready to put the “dad” in prosperidad, and lead a city in which all Latino entrepreneurs can thrive!

@ericmmatheny Racist morons

No possibility that JD Vance got into Yale because he was bright and capable. Perennial race grifters Don Lemon and Joy Reid claim JD Vance got into Yale because he was an Appalachian white.

@digijordan False and moronic story. CIA does not have police powers. This is ridiculous.

85% of the MK Ultra files were destroyed by the CIA. The 15% that weren’t destroyed were supposed to be released per an executive order by Trump. But the CIA came and took those files back. If this 15% is so bad that they’ll defy a POTUS order… Imagine how EVIL the 85% that they burned was.

@Krusher_MS @hissgoescobra Moron. 100% moron

@hissgoescobra Another time with republicans breaking the constitution with no accountability

This is completely illegal. You can’t deny an entire state Medicaid reimbursement. There are specific procedures when there’s an issue with an individual person’s claim. This will get shot down in court immediately. JD Vance is a dictator wanna-be without the charisma.

@RepRoKhanna Ro…retard

The Supreme Court has engaged in an ugly recidivism that has marked the fastest rollback of Black political rights since Reconstruction. 18 year terms limits on Justices now. Expand the court from 9 to 13 Justices now.

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@GuntherEagleman @DonnaPrissyrn1 Now pass the Save America Act!

@D4rk_n3ws False

Rumors are spreading that the Hoover dam will fail in 90 days. I hope people don’t actually think or believe this “dam” is just there to generate electricity. Also a little side note, why is one dam in control of powering so much when there are over 90 thousand dams in the US alone? To say that we’re being lied to about EVERYTHING is an extreme understatement. The only purpose a dam actually serves is to obstruct the natural flow of water. Maritime admiralty law.

@MarioNawfal It’s called a train

🇨🇳 China is now running trams without rails. Just virtual guidance systems on normal roads. The vehicle can carry 500 passengers and reach speeds of 70 km/h. China is already testing the next version of urban transport. Meanwhile the U.S. is still arguing over whether trains should even exist. Hopefully Trump sees this and decides America should start building futuristic infrastructure again instead of just talking about it.

@ChrisVanHollen Outrageous level moron

Glasses were placed in front of us but we did not drink them. I know that may be a confusing concept for Director Patel.

@GuntherEagleman Netflix sucks ass

🚨 Netflix co-founder Reed Hastings just endorsed Gavin Newsom for President. Of course he did. The billionaire who helped turn California into a $70+ billion deficit disaster, homelessness capital of America, and business exodus hotspot is now pushing the guy responsible for it all to run the country.

@hwinkler4real …bunch of sphincters.

What a wonderful bunch

@covie_93 You are from the Caribbean - a tourist destination that produces nothing of value to society - except for Rum. Shut your face.

trump leaving poor and middle class people out in the cold while only making room for the elon musks of the world is the perfect metaphor for the next four years.

Atrocious