Speedwagon Foundation Chief Janitor

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Speedwagon Foundation Chief Janitor

Speedwagon Foundation Chief Janitor

@Ifunny_LoMS

Katılım Ekim 2016
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Kai
Kai@kai_xbt·
Caleb Hammer says Gen Z men are losers "Gen Z men are losers. Dating rates are record low, marriage rates are record low, virginity rates are record high. They're all just losers paying for OnlyFans and watching porn. Or just not manning up to go cold approach. It's not hard to have sex. I've never been a 10 out of 10. Was probably once a 7. I think I've gone down to a 5 out of 10. It is not hard to have sex before any notoriety or money."
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Matt Guzman
Matt Guzman@mattgzman·
Deni Avdija spoke on his altercation with Stephon Castle at the end of the game: “He’s a good player. I have a lot of respect for him, but … at the end, showing the ball into my chest, is unnecessary. “I don’t play those games … there’s a level of disrespect that I’m not going to accept. He does a lot of (provoking) throughout the game. At one point, it was just disrespectful. I’m not playing that.” #PorVida
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S@Goat619Cr7·
@SpursLegion And will be losing in the 2nd round in 5 THANKS
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Spurs Legion@SpursLegion·
WE WERE DOWN 17 AND NOW UP 20 LMAO THANKS SCOOT HENDERSON
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Blazers Palace
Blazers Palace@blazers_palace·
Very impressed by the Spurs. I’d have to put them as the favorites coming out the West. You gave us belt to ass. congratulations and go win it all.
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Shams Charania
Shams Charania@ShamsCharania·
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards has sustained a bone bruise and hyperextension in his left knee and is expected to miss multiple weeks, sources tell ESPN. Results showed Edwards avoided any ligament damage, but he will now miss time.
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This is a Public Service Announcement to check in your local blazers fan cause how do you go by almost 20 to down almost 20 in a half
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Tony Seruga
Tony Seruga@TonySeruga·
To every single keyboard commando, ranch-owning keyboard warrior, and "scaredy-cat" PhD who flooded the comments with this masterpiece of tactical genius: Oh, bless your fragile little hearts. You watched a man on a remote trail, gun already drawn, screaming "GET BACK, MOTHERFUCKER" at a 120-pound mountain lion that was staring him down like a free all-you-can-eat buffet, ears pinned forward, teeth flashing, refusing to budge an inch — and your galaxy-brain takeaway was "warning shot, bro." A warning shot. Because in your expert opinion, formed exclusively from Call of Duty cutscenes and that one time your mom's tabby ran from the vacuum, apex predators are just big scaredy-cats who need a polite "hey, this is my trail, kthx" in the form of a 9mm skyrocket. The lion's already decided you're lunch, adrenaline is pumping, it's 20 feet away and closing, but sure — let's play Disney wildlife educator and waste the one round you might actually need while it covers that distance in a single goddamn leap. Brilliant. Darwin's watching and he's crying laughing. "Pathetic... even people who break into homes get a warning shot." My dude, burglars don't have 4-inch canines and the ability to sever your spine before you finish clicking a Yelp star. This isn't a home invasion; this is nature's home invasion, and the intruder is the 150-pound murder machine that evolved specifically to turn hikers into protein shakes. You didn't "invade her territory" — you were on a public trail minding your business while she was auditioning for the role of "Final Boss." But go off, king. Tell us more about how you'd have "postured up and been loud" while holding your phone in one hand and your balls in the other. And the absolute chef's kiss — the Texas ranch owner who's been hunting since he was 8: "This is straight pussy shit. Grow a pair." Sir, the only thing you've grown is a false sense of security from shooting paper targets and deer that don't fight back. Real talk: your entire "experience" evaporates the second something with actual claws looks at you like a value meal. This guy didn't flinch, didn't run, didn't cry for his mommy — he stood ground, gave verbal commands, kept the gun ready, and only fired when the animal made it crystal clear it wasn't leaving without a souvenir. That's not a "pussy." That's called not dying. But please, keep lecturing from your air-conditioned F-150 about how you'd have heroically scared it off with a single magical warning shot that somehow never fails, never provokes a charge, and never leaves you standing there with an empty chamber and a very angry cat. You people aren't wildlife experts. You're not even weekend warriors. You're the reason natural selection needs a group chat. The mountain lion showed more balls in 28 seconds than all of you combined have in your entire comment history. Next time a predator decides you're dinner, just remember: the guy in the video went home. You would've gone viral as "Texas Man Becomes Mountaing Lion Chow After Epic Warning Shot Fail." Stay safe out there, keyboard legends. The wilderness is already full of apex predators — it doesn't need any more from the replies. 🤡
Firearm Videos@firearmvideos

😭 Sad but only one was going home

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nana ⚢
nana ⚢@vampirasq·
alguém que jogou devil may cry genuinamente gostou desse anime da netflix?
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Souls of Death
Souls of Death@SoulsofDeath2·
@JoeLongBalls Yet she was added in Tekken 7 and the FGC cheered it. So idk what your talking about. Mind you I find people in the FGC are retarded shills.
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@EldritchRose0 @dokidokidante Not super important but it does show the brothers being similar in the sense that Dante holds his upright and serious like Vergil's usual personality, while Vergil holds it sideways with flair like Dante's bombastic personality
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Those refs were trying to make it close for the Blazers, but the Spurs wasn't gonna let it happen. Can't see this series going past 5 games unless the refs really wanna drag it out #PorVida
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Wrestle Court
Wrestle Court@WrestleCourt·
The Las Vegas crowd FCKN stanks bro. NEVER GO BACK AGAIN!!!
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