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@kai_xbt Cause nothing proves how others are losers by trying so hard to prove that you've had sex
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Caleb Hammer says Gen Z men are losers
"Gen Z men are losers. Dating rates are record low, marriage rates are record low, virginity rates are record high. They're all just losers paying for OnlyFans and watching porn. Or just not manning up to go cold approach. It's not hard to have sex. I've never been a 10 out of 10. Was probably once a 7. I think I've gone down to a 5 out of 10. It is not hard to have sex before any notoriety or money."
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@mattgzman He thought it was disrespectful cause he didn't get down on one knee to hand it to him
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Deni Avdija spoke on his altercation with Stephon Castle at the end of the game:
“He’s a good player. I have a lot of respect for him, but … at the end, showing the ball into my chest, is unnecessary.
“I don’t play those games … there’s a level of disrespect that I’m not going to accept. He does a lot of (provoking) throughout the game. At one point, it was just disrespectful. I’m not playing that.” #PorVida

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@Goat619Cr7 @SpursLegion Better than losing in 5 in the 1st round
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If you don't want Castle to give you the ball and throw yourself a hissy fit, defend better instead of hacking at him #Spurs
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@ShamsCharania Glad it wasn't ACL but fuuuuuck a Wolves Vs Spurs series with Ant would have fed generations
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@GeneralChrollo Put Thragg in that 100x Gravity Chamber that became light work to Goku and Vegeta. I wanna see something
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Ningún personaje de Dragon Ball z le gana a Thragg en fuerza bruta
Ninguno
Fade (Comms: 3/5)@Fade_Coms
How Thragg vs Raditz would go
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@TonySeruga Just saying, in a life or death scenario like that, I'm not pulling my phone out
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To every single keyboard commando, ranch-owning keyboard warrior, and "scaredy-cat" PhD who flooded the comments with this masterpiece of tactical genius:
Oh, bless your fragile little hearts. You watched a man on a remote trail, gun already drawn, screaming "GET BACK, MOTHERFUCKER" at a 120-pound mountain lion that was staring him down like a free all-you-can-eat buffet, ears pinned forward, teeth flashing, refusing to budge an inch — and your galaxy-brain takeaway was "warning shot, bro."
A warning shot.
Because in your expert opinion, formed exclusively from Call of Duty cutscenes and that one time your mom's tabby ran from the vacuum, apex predators are just big scaredy-cats who need a polite "hey, this is my trail, kthx" in the form of a 9mm skyrocket. The lion's already decided you're lunch, adrenaline is pumping, it's 20 feet away and closing, but sure — let's play Disney wildlife educator and waste the one round you might actually need while it covers that distance in a single goddamn leap. Brilliant. Darwin's watching and he's crying laughing.
"Pathetic... even people who break into homes get a warning shot."
My dude, burglars don't have 4-inch canines and the ability to sever your spine before you finish clicking a Yelp star. This isn't a home invasion; this is nature's home invasion, and the intruder is the 150-pound murder machine that evolved specifically to turn hikers into protein shakes. You didn't "invade her territory" — you were on a public trail minding your business while she was auditioning for the role of "Final Boss." But go off, king. Tell us more about how you'd have "postured up and been loud" while holding your phone in one hand and your balls in the other.
And the absolute chef's kiss — the Texas ranch owner who's been hunting since he was 8: "This is straight pussy shit. Grow a pair."
Sir, the only thing you've grown is a false sense of security from shooting paper targets and deer that don't fight back. Real talk: your entire "experience" evaporates the second something with actual claws looks at you like a value meal. This guy didn't flinch, didn't run, didn't cry for his mommy — he stood ground, gave verbal commands, kept the gun ready, and only fired when the animal made it crystal clear it wasn't leaving without a souvenir. That's not a "pussy." That's called not dying. But please, keep lecturing from your air-conditioned F-150 about how you'd have heroically scared it off with a single magical warning shot that somehow never fails, never provokes a charge, and never leaves you standing there with an empty chamber and a very angry cat.
You people aren't wildlife experts. You're not even weekend warriors. You're the reason natural selection needs a group chat. The mountain lion showed more balls in 28 seconds than all of you combined have in your entire comment history.
Next time a predator decides you're dinner, just remember: the guy in the video went home. You would've gone viral as "Texas Man Becomes Mountaing Lion Chow After Epic Warning Shot Fail."
Stay safe out there, keyboard legends. The wilderness is already full of apex predators — it doesn't need any more from the replies. 🤡
Firearm Videos@firearmvideos
😭 Sad but only one was going home
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@vampirasq I tried giving them the benefit of the doubt at first cause it was never gonna by a 1-to-1 adaptation, but then the last episode happened....
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@JoeLongBalls Yet she was added in Tekken 7 and the FGC cheered it. So idk what your talking about. Mind you I find people in the FGC are retarded shills.
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Nobody who wants Tifa in fighting games actually plays fighting games lmao
Moonsault Slayer@VolSkimmer
Street Fighter 6 Year 4 DLC leaked and will feature Vega, Haggar, Gouken & Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 This information comes from the person who previously said Terry, Elena, & Bison were coming to SF6
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@EldritchRose0 @dokidokidante Not super important but it does show the brothers being similar in the sense that Dante holds his upright and serious like Vergil's usual personality, while Vergil holds it sideways with flair like Dante's bombastic personality
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@dokidokidante I didnt play dmc3 is the pose that important?
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how did u manage to get this wrong, are we deadass


Devil May Cry@DevilMayCry
🔥Check out a new trailer for @Netflix's DEVIL MAY CRY Season 2, led by Adi Shankar, and animated by Studio Mir, premiering on May 12!
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Those refs were trying to make it close for the Blazers, but the Spurs wasn't gonna let it happen. Can't see this series going past 5 games unless the refs really wanna drag it out #PorVida
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@WrestleCourt We said it last year and it happened again. Fortunately they ain't getting it again next year.... Unfortunately however...
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@WrestleMania @CodyRhodes The whole match, getting a "Cody is turning heel" vibe, only for an ending that tells me he isn't.
If you're gonna blue ball us on that, do it on a PPV that isn't WrestleMania
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@BearDaBeast23 "I'm a dog chasing cars" ass defense
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I'm glad to see Ken is accurate to how Ken main's play him with Jumping Heavy Kick at round start
Street Fighter Movie@Street_Fighter
FIGHT! Watch the Official Trailer for Street Fighter, hitting theaters everywhere October 16.
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