Teucer's Throw

@LandsknechtPike I'm making a call to my villa installer as we speak.

Instead of using air conditioning you should build yourself a nice villa in the countryside like 16th century Venetian aristocracy, for a refreshing summer escape. This is Villa Barbaro built in 1560 by Barbaro brothers to escape the heat and humidity of Venice in the summer.

@QuintusCurtius "...home or apartment...". I just knew it.

Besides the standard first aid kit items, your emergency medical supplies in your home or apartment should include, at a minimum: Alcohol, peroxide, and tincture of iodine Sealed tactical burn dressings Combat tourniquets (preferably one-handed) Dressing bandages (many, in different sizes) Medical tape Minor surgery surgical kit One or two cotton shemaghs (can be used as head & face coverings, as well as a sling, bandage, pillow, etc.)

@LuisFBolanos99 @11mnou Comin'.

@11mnou Somebody come get their grandma!

She said ‘watch this’ and actually delivered

@jerr_rrej An excuse. Closet gays or cross dressers.

Ancient men would just tell their daughters to not dress like whores while modern men emasculate themselves to teach lessons to their whore daughters.

@jerr_rrej Gay.

@CowsEatGrassBlg Quit(e).

Things that aren’t “Quitting Sugar”: Quitting donuts & pizza Quitting chips & fries Quitting candy & soda Quitting fruit & juice Quitting take away slop Quitting low fat yogurt Quitting BBQ sauce Quitting cereal and snack bars Quitting beans & pasta Quitting fruit & veg smoothies Just because you quit things with sugar in it, doesn’t mean the sugar was your problem. You quit 684 “NASA approved” ingredients and some “natural” things, so…Quit saying it

@GamingAndPandas Jacobean.

"If u just eat bread & water for 3 years you'll have the down payment on a house from 3 years ago. But unfortunately it's increased in those 3 years, so you're going to have to do another 3 years of bread & water I'm afraid." *3 yrs later* "Bro you'll never guess what happened"

@JOKAQARMY1 Not to defend the idefensible but at 13 Lori is "frequenting clubs" instead of sleeping at home and is "kidnapped" spending days "locked up" but no one reports her missing or looks for her or both? She's doing an awful lot of smiling in the photos.

The baby groupie 🤔

@jyturriago Who's he that I should be concerned about what he thinks?

@earth_tracker "We"?. Speak for yourself.

Northern White Rhino: Officially extinct in the wild. Last male dead. Only 2 females remain A creature that endured 55 million years—ice ages, asteroids, entire epochs—wiped out by human greed, poaching, and destroyed habitats. We failed them.🦏💔

@imsoright2 @JOKAQARMY1 "We"? They have parents or guardians.

@JOKAQARMY1 Everyone and I mean everyone , no matter who, in any way shape or form we're a part this need to fry. We need to do better protecting our children. We have failed them horribly and still are.

@GilbertCTweets @FamedCelebrity No, homophobic against the lesbian couple shown with her.

@FamedCelebrity You're just being racist against her black half!

This Zendaya is plain, and even on the ugly side. Which is no fault of hers, and is a trait shared by billions. I myself have British-heritage teeth. But you don't see me in toothpaste commercials. Though you will see Z in many, many films, because why? Because, in part, for the same reason you keep hearing the same lousy songs by Big Names at Christmas, starring in the top slot "So This Is Christmas" by Big Name John Lennon, a song which is the purest form of aural torture, as hideous a fractured collection of plastic notes as you will ever have the displeasure to hear. Nobody wants it, nobody asks for it, but it's played endlessly because everybody expects it should be played. Because it was big, and done by a Big Name. Badness perpetuates itself by being familiar, and everybody likes the familiar, even the familiar they hate. Now this Z was chosen, at first, because she was not of-no-color (and Hollywood has a DIE fetish). But after this choosing she became a Big Name. And thus, even though nobody particularly wants her, there being any number of actually attractive of-color women to choose from, we get Z. She is far from alone. Once somebody who should not have becomes a Big Name they become like "So This Is Christmas". And we'll never stop hearing from them. This also explains why we can't shake loose rotten politicians.

@mamboitaliano__ She made some change and I don't like it. But I my affection remains undiminished.

🚨 Italian actress Monica Bellucci, 61, enchants Cannes with delicacy, self-awareness, and lightness 🎬✨ No Ozempic detected here Monica always wins

@HumanityChad Boss.

Gelje Sherpa, the man who was guiding a private client up Mt. Everest when he saw someone in distress near the summit. He went up, rolled him up in a sleeping mattress and gave him oxygen. He then strapped the man to his back and trekked 6 hours to safety.

@Joe152967178834 @pandarespecter Boss.

Name a fat guy with aura:

@KurtSchlichter I'm with you. Where do I sign?

I want to defend to the death idea that the Monkees are an incredible band and totally underrated and should be part of the rock ‘n roll Hall of Fame

@JebraFaushay Where oh where can my Jenny be? What took her away from me?

It's not fair to say that every actress is on Ozempic. Some are just (allegedly) starving themselves. Here are Emma Stone and Jennifer Connelly at an event, looking rather malnourished. Weak. Sad. Jennifer is wearing the fluff of a retired muppet.

@XVanFleet @anyonewantchips Every. Single. Time.

@anyonewantchips As always, Communist Democrats stand with fellow Communists.

If Raul Castro can be indicted for ordering the downing of 2 unarmed civilian planes - Pete Hegseth can be indicted for ordering the bombing of at least 58 unarmed civilian boats.

@classicspilled Shots fired! About time.

I'm declaring war on the boomer Tolkien-Waugh-Lewis literature industrial complex. There are far better books to be awed over.

@Seanarchy 🤣

Thanks!

Happy birthday to me! #aries #chapter54 🎁🎂