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@ImCurn

Clever but only to an egg’s tent

Dallas, TX Katılım Ağustos 2010
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Mif_the_human_hawk
Mif_the_human_hawk@mifhimself·
I’m going to rip my dick off the day that Saban retires. I swear to god.
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tweet davidson@andyreed·
bro i hate denver
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Curn
Curn@ImCurn·
@BFW Don’t hurt yourself trying to figure it out
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Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker@BFW·
Dabo and Clemson are officially done. I know they already were, but they've officially lost it. Whatever they had that made them champs is gone, and probably gone forever. Ask Nebraska and Tennessee how hard it is to get that back.
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Bo
Bo@bocrawford2001·
Some guy in one of those upside down Dallas hats just told me, “tell your gf I said thanks.” Didn’t actually happen but it sounds believable, which is an issue with those upside down Dallas hat guys
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Curn@ImCurn·
Brad would be the funniest name for a dog
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Curn@ImCurn·
A recent unexpected turn in adulthood has been realizing what an absolute flex it is to have flowers everywhere at a wedding
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Chris.eth@ElkoTheGoat·
@ImCurn Jack in the Box has great churros.
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Curn@ImCurn·
Never said this out loud before… but I think churros are highly overrated
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Cooper Kupp
Cooper Kupp@CooperKupp·
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Curn@ImCurn·
“And I told the Killers in 2004, if they drop this song Mr. Brightside, every white person will sing every word at every wedding for the next 50 years”
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Curn@ImCurn·
She cried in JFK when she got back from South Africa. The only good thing was that she got to see Toby again.
Hunter@huntermmonk

@ImCurn this feels like a pretty normal convo

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Curn@ImCurn·
@TrumanCooper If she mentions her ex-bf Toby one more time I might have to chime in
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Curn@ImCurn·
Overheard dinner conversation from a couple on a date in Napa: Girl - “I’ve never been to Austria” Guy - What????”
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Alex
Alex@midsmoker34·
another day of running 3 twitter accounts
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
Any politician who isn’t speaking out against the Roughing the Passer Crisis sweeping the country does not deserve your vote
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