Hi Dude

*Hi Dude has been in a coma for an extended period of time*

I have finally discovered what Kit kats are made of. This is groundbreaking news, I need to make sure the secret is safe with me. No one can know of this.

@MrSnabsnibbins @NedJeffers @phartgobblers Good thing they aren't Smart Gobblers, otherwise, we'd be fucked

@NedJeffers @phartgobblers I don't think Phart Gobblers stole our ship, Ned.

Ever since our ship got stolen we've been stranded at this remote fueling station in the middle of nowhere. Ned fished a filthy old fedora out of a dumpster and is now playing detective. He keeps grilling the cashier like he's suspect number one. Gonna die from cringe overload.

hmphhhhh 'nya nya' sure sounds like the noise Ned was making in his sleep after he learned that Nedrina was looking for a new man.

@HelpMeFindNed @elonmusk Fuck you! I swear to GOD if you change your first name to someone else's first name plus stupid 'rina' at the end I will have you cursed!!! Ned is awesome, you're trash

hey @elonmusk how do I change my twitter name? LOL

@MrSnabsnibbins @NedJeffers @wandergagas What in the world would make you think that? For your information, I was hibernating - in the vents, so nice job assuming where I was, Sherlock.

@ImHiDude @NedJeffers @wandergagas Whoa, hey, Hi Dude! I haven't seen you in a while. Have you been living in the vents?

This weekend I found out that my lovely wife Nedrina is getting REMARRIED. (Thx for the news @wandergagas) So I officially give up on life. I'm just gonna spend the rest of my days in space, chilling in my tighty whities and chugging Mountain Goo. Divorced Dad Mode activated.

@NedJeffers @MrSnabsnibbins That was so easy

@ImHiDude @MrSnabsnibbins BUCK BUCK BUCK CAW

Last night I had the most transformative experience of my life. Thanks to Flurb spiking me psychedelic frog poison, I went to the ends of human consciousness and returned more enlightened. In his attempt to be naughty, he in fact, did something nice. Namaste, Flurb.

@NedJeffers @MrSnabsnibbins When I snap my fingers, you will speak like a chicken *snap*

@MrSnabsnibbins Hey, that's only happened to me TWICE, okay???

You guys have got to see Ned's pupils

@NedJeffers Maybe it's not so bad that he's a bad, bad boy. Imagine if he was actually good at being a bad boy?

Ever since Flurb found out he's on Gobbler Santa's nice list, he's been acting pretty weird. He stayed up all last night typing "Flurb is a bad, bad boy" on an old typewriter over and over. I'm starting to miss when he was a sad sack.

@MrSnabsnibbins @NedJeffers Both of you need to chill out

@NedJeffers NOT ABIDING

So. My friend hooked me up with a copy of Gobbliday Gary's Nice List (he's basically like the Gobbler version of Santa Claus) And for some reason... ...I'm on the NICE LIST HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN. This has to be a mistake!!!

Envisioning @MrSnabsnibbins going through a crazy gymbro arc. Can you guys imagine if he actually put in the time to get RIPPED?

@NedJeffers @MrSnabsnibbins Is he listening to 'Fire and Rain' 😂😂

@MrSnabsnibbins you ok buddy? You sure have been in your room blasting sad music for a while.

@wandergagas @NedJeffers @MrSnabsnibbins @HelpMeFindNed Right there with ya

@ImHiDude @NedJeffers @MrSnabsnibbins @HelpMeFindNed I want a detailed story about this too

Does anyone besides @NedJeffers have dating advice? He keeps on telling me “if we don’t go Dutch I’ll get friend zoned forever” so I’m guessing he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

@NedJeffers @MrSnabsnibbins How'd you land @HelpMeFindNed?

@MrSnabsnibbins Don’t know what I’m talking about?! I bet I’ve been friend zoned more than anyone you know.

@MrSnabsnibbins @NedJeffers Maybe it's best if you and Xenora are just friends?

@NedJeffers @MrSnabsnibbins Are you trying to piss Xenora off?

@MrSnabsnibbins remember, when the waiter comes order for her. Also pick food you would like that way you can have two dinners!!!

@MrSnabsnibbins @NedJeffers This sounds like an elaborate scare tactic to me. Perhaps it isn't all that bad of an idea to just jump and see what's at the bottom?

@NedJeffers Beats me, I went on that stupid date. It was soooo boring and Xenora kept getting mad that I was calling her Xen-bore-a. You don’t think she’s still mad about that do you?

@MrSnabsnibbins can you please tell me why the space pirates are preparing the space plank for us?

All I have been smelling for the past few hours has been @MrSnabsnibbins' pheromones. Xenora really has Flurb turned on to the MAX!