monkeyboon. Official monkey business.

@Viglnthindutva Worse than Indian fruitsellers

A muslim fruit seller was allegedly caught uri-nating beside the fruit cart, absolutely unhygienic and unacceptable. Think twice before buying anything from them🤢

@favyyben @NeverteIImeodd Letgo go bro

@NeverteIImeodd What is it with y'all and trains???

A mother becomes a human shield to save her children as a train passes inches above them in Bihar, India . All survived. ❤️

@NeverteIImeodd Fuckin indaisn y do they do this🙆🙆I can't watch

@kerubo_hillary Sijui, SI wewe ndio utuambie. Umetuamkia na maswali asubuhi

Is the matatu strike only in Nairobi ama in other towns as well? People outside Nairobi hali ikoje huko

@omuonyotieno @jaokojohnmark Kids don't do this. Do your kids do this?

@jaokojohnmark This is hate. Many kids do this. I stop many times to give young lads ngotos when they throw things. Don't single out Soms.

Wasomali mpeleke Ushenzi kwenu.! These kids are Somali Nationals. Wanaishi by the roadside and they are used to a habit of throwing stones at passing vehicles and unaware pedestrians. The problem is, Somali grown ups living around, see the behavior but hawaonyi watoto wao from it. Because Chaos, Filth & immorality is part of their DNA Do not let your kids wazoeane na Somali kids hapa Kenya.

It's not a must aende should if it risks his life

@UN_Women x.com/WarPath2pt0/st…

Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. 📢 We’ll keep repeating it — this International Workers’ Day and every day. #MayDay

@Mastardcesh From comments in other tweets with the video, they've translated it and said it's in Somalia not Kenya. Don't spread hatred before being sure.

Reports reaching out to our desk is that Somali's Camel herders in Mwingi are grazing maize plantations. They just watch their camels grazing on people's maize and ambush the farmers. Was told they have guns and armed tools. Somalis are very happy disrespecting the native owners of the land (Kambas). Blame no one but Ruto who gave them full authority to operate freely in the country. He even gave them National IDs. Now, the border of Kenya and Somalia is free entrance of illegal weapons. They're now importing guns from criminals. Pesa nanii. Your sitting president is just after money without caring the citizens. Tumbo kwanza. Police were even informed about the matter but they didn't respond. This is pure madness. A very annoying and a sad story ever seen in Kenya. Al-shabaab activation Free to fight Free to graze on maize plantation in Mwingi/Ukambani.

@CUSTOMERKplck kplc thankyou very much for my weekend 🙏 is ruined thanks to blackout

@ntvkenya Will it also open anglo leasing?

Why Jimi Wanjigi’s Sh150bn Treasury claim reopens Goldenberg fear of cooked numbers zurl.co/LNu8Q

@ouma_neko She passed on ☹️?

Close to 30 years of having the top seat. Kalenjin Nation still years back. Let us pray.

@Kibet_bull US deportees?

Eastleigh is a time ticking bomb.

@nashohmy Yeah. And it was just fine. It's the biggest and best un the region

@ImKOT2 No one. Have you ever needed to travel by air outside of the country?

Anyway, nime land JKIA nikashikwa na hasira lmao. Unaona tu peeling paint, escalator ime spoil, signs are badly designed na hakuna air con. Just another embarrassing government building

@StandardKenya Kwani it's a womens only convention?

JSC picks Justice Mohamed Warsame for appointment as Supreme Court judge, CJ Martha Koome announces. Video by David Gichuru

Milly Odhiambo is a representation of the typical African Politician. They love travelling to developed Countries to take photos and send back to their poor constituents. They never ask themselves .... What can we do to make our public transport get to the levels of London, how can we make our cities cleaner, make our street lights work ... What can we do differently in Kenya? Shame on Milly Odhiambo. 🚮

Where can I find these girls I marry

@Bossyator Infront of the gate.

Kenyans have this weird culture, you buy a 50x100, you build a house that occupies ¾of the plot, no fall back space, no nothing. Where will your kids play mahn?

@mymixtapez Where are those dudes going

Chris Brown walked out of the party and had a whole line of women following him👀

@TheStarKenya Relocation?! Or demolition

Stop inciting residents living along riverbanks against the ongoing relocation exercise, Governor Sakaja tells politicians

RiggyG reveals Aden Duale has bought 5 helicopters, built malls in Kilimani & Karen through stealing SHA money using his company that collects over 600 million every month. Round hii tutakuwa na ukweli mingi ya kuavoid majambazi wengi.