𝑲𝒂𝒏𝒆 𝑮𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒔

Better to get haters than to have everyone like you. It means you're doing something right and you'll stay out of trouble more. Haters often mean you're standing for something real. Trying to please everyone waters you down — and ironically invites more problems. The people in their 20s don't know this, but claim that they get wins and high reputations on twitter on some loser timing.

Annnnnd y'all still put the plank of wood, Kiriko in the same picture.

I hate it when DSP says he's having an Adrenaline Rush, but blood pressure is rising over a videogame, and it causes him to go ballistic for no fucking reason. Adrenaline Rush? That's something I have every fucking day. It's supposed to be a good thing. Meanwhile, DSP says it in a bad way. He's really mentally ill. Acting like he's healthy. Maybe drinking coffee as you proclaim that you do you fucking liar, and changing your lifestyle would help. Then again, he blames it on his genetics and his family. I'm ngl, if I'm being petty, fucking your mom was a big mistake. He said his mom was a smoker. Never impregnate smokers like the ones who smoke stinky ass cigarettes. Vaping some THC or CBD is better tbh and you can get it in flavors.

Real Drive (2008)

Enjoying your fatherly berating from a Youtuber (not your actual father btw) DSP fans? I've included what DSP said to those same viewers as well so you can contrast and compare!

DSP doesn't drink coffee and if he does, it's that cheap shit that doesn't give you any benefits. I drink coffee almost every fucking day, so I know. And looking like that? Bruh, you don't drink coffee. My entire family drinks coffee everyday too.

That's yummy, cuz it ain't some bbl or fake thickness.

Nope

another nothing burger patch incoming

MASK FALLS OFF

Dude he looks like Nick Rekieta without doing the drugs, meth, etc. Just how does one's face become this dented & drug addict-like? This is a guy who says he has aged gracefully. Did you clean your mirror bud?

This morning Phil cried about kick chat over sad violin music.

Jam🍜

These are changes that people expected to see when you used terms like "back to basics, more conventional, more focused, more deliberate, a fresh start". Heat System (Core Mechanics) - Remove heat regeneration for every character (ex. King throws, Law nun chuck, Lee blue sparks, Lars...) - Heat engagers nerfed even further from +9 to +5 - Remove heat loss delayed when launching opponent during heat - Make heat burst no longer +ob and instead -3 - Nerf heat burst range - Additional nerfs to chip damage / Drastically lower or remove chip damage to stop punishing players for blocking - Remove g-clef heat engagers / safe g-clef in heat - Nerf the additional tracking on moves from being in heat - Adjustment to the heat system were you can no longer round start pop heat every round, either by ex.1 build heat meter by chip damage received (heat being more of a defensive comeback option) or ex.2 by chip damage delt (heat offence being earned through offense) Heat Smashes - Heat smashes being impossible to punish on whiff / heat smashes continuing forward movement on whiff - Nerf heat smash tracking / homing heat smashes - Low heat smashes adjusted to be made launch punishable on block Core Gameplay / Collision & Tracking Fixes - Remove string tracking / realignment after first hit whiffs (tracking on second hit etc.) - Nerf mids that track to both sides - Reduce general frame advantage (moves over +5ob and over +8 on normal hit) - High crushing ch launching lows need to be -15ob (ex. leo's new df 2+3, kaz d1+2...) - Remove homing properties to +ob mids / remove +ob properties from homing mids - Moves that high crush / low crush shouldn't crush mids - Remove power crush pushback on absorption / absorption shouldn't affect frames ob (a -12ob mid power crush should still be -12ob after absorption with no pushback) - Fix to collision detection / instances when completely side walked behind opponent, being counter hit when attempting to punish - Buff back dashing - Adjustment to moves added in Season 2 that cover characters individual weaknesses - Adjustment to moves given to characters with already oppressive options that go into stance more options that go into stance / readjust said moves that transition into stance less frames on hit to allow for more interactive gameplay Stance Offence - Nerf the frame advantage of lows that lock you down on hit that transition into stance, or remove ability to transition into stance (ex. anna db4, victor wr1+2, hwo d3+4, jin fc df4, azucena fc df4...) - Nerf to frames into stance / minimize or remove the amount of additional frames when transitioning into stances / Adjustment to looping offense that forces players to down jab or power crush - Stop giving characters more options out of stance / readjust options that have been added that prevent interactive gameplay Combo & Stage Interaction - Limit strong aerial tailspins to 1 per combo / Adjust heat burst so that it no longer spikes - When a heat smash or throw interacts with stage gimmick, can not use bound during interaction, similar to low parry

Deny him master rank when he believes he’s already earned it and watch the narcissistic injury unfold

El Hazard: The Magnificent World (1995)

Being a DSP fan is a tough job for many reasons, but one of my favorites is that if an earlier stream is slow, the later stream's audience will be told many, many times how they are EXPECTED to give more to make up for the earlier audience's failing😆