Slutty Dad

Good morning

Hearing someone in the background of a video I took at my sils party tonight ask me "what flavor of autism" i have is SENDING ME

@lestatsbian Oh shit I didnt know, okay, damn ill get a bike 🫩🫩

@ImNotAMcBitch because oil killed my grandma ok

WHY IS GAS 5 BUCKS A FUCKING GALLON

@lestatsbian But why

@ImNotAMcBitch nah

@lestatsbian Ohhhhhh, um, well... can I have some please?

@ImNotAMcBitch nah i was in the bathroom yesterday on the phone with bin salman i told him no more oil to the us

@lestatsbian Nah i think we'll leave the ladies alone and let trump take the fall

@ImNotAMcBitch trans women in the bathroom

@FromAerin I pretend to be doing a side quest and quiet honestly sometimes if its not got a deadline, im probably gonna create one

People with unmedicated ADHD how do you get things done that aren’t attached to a schedule, a deadline, or working under pressure? Thanks in advance.

i used to tell myself "maybe they're going through something" but I realized i was too and never treated no one that way.

He trying real hard to not be anxious

@yrnmsj No, but ima still send them my thoughts memes and theories. And the messages will sit there and wait till they are ready to open them/respond

if ya friend going thru some shit and she decides that she really just doesn’t feel like talking/ responding but she posting on ha page would you take it personally?

@yalltitanup @fedafter12am As above so below

@fedafter12am Found footage recommendations? I’ve probably seen it, but it’s still my favorite genre.

Can't believe they made a 2.5 hour long documentary about the making of the Blair Witch Project in 2024, and didn't interview any of the 3 leads

Like he's really living his best life

Why am I crying on the kitchen floor? Because LOOK HOW HAPPY DUNCAN IS

Smelling weed outside is like hearing your name… I gotta locate the source 😭

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

“Are you on something” yeah the spectrum

I put this sweater on once for Easter and now its my favorite