Sean Thompson

@johnpalmer Ah yes, FAANG -- famously secure jobs. ::checks notes:: nytimes.com/2026/01/28/tec…

If you work at a software startup you basically need to join a FAANG or start a 1-man vibecoded business within the next 12 months before you lose your job.

@alexSSN Mike McCready?

We need a definitive ranking of the local celebrities Seattle sports teams often trot out for appearances. My thinking is it goes 1) Chris Pratt 2) Joel McHale And then after that it’s a real crapshoot. Like where’s Jim Caviezel ending up here? We need to decide.

@KylePorterNS You should be charged extra for the amount of time you play over the pace of play, if you are the group holding other groups up behind you

What is your hottest golf take right now? Can be massive, minuscule or anything in between. Only rule: You have to kind of believe it but also be at least a little bit scared to say it out loud.

Uber but for cleaning all the trash out of my wife’s car

i will never comprehend how this translates to music

The detailed AWS incident report is out, and it’s worth a read - DNS records managed by 2 systems; a race condition led to regional record getting unset - EC2 lease establishment was borked as it depends on DynamoDB - fluctuating NLB health checks leading to EC2 DNS entry purges

@notB0bR055 It was a hell of a run

Yes I did try to bribe the Etsy witch I promise

@Mariners Love you admin. Enjoy the offseason. Thanks for everything

The Seattle Mariners play baseball today. #MAWWTWFT

@sportsenjoyer22 Please report back with the pics of the tattoo

IF THE MARINERS WIN THIS I WILL LITERALLY GET HUMPY TATTOO TO CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTOUS DAY

@ZPeggins Never a doubt. 😅

SEATTLE MARINERS

#gomariners #TridentsUp

@APgelston @Mariners Can we get on this

Phillies are offering a 9-9-9 challenge of hot dogs and beers for the postseason.

@shakinupthegame @MarinerMuse @Mariners @MarinersONTap Will be there bright and early 🔱

T-minus 4 days until ALDS Game 1 at T-mobile Park. HOW TF WE FEELIN MARINERS FANS🥹🔱

mariners fans being called bandwagoners oh my god i used to pray for times like this

@ATRightMovies Well he wasn't in Rogue One so...

Without saying Rogue One, name a great DONALD GLOVER role...

Dan Wilson was the starting catcher the last time the @Mariners won the AL West. 24 years later, he’s the manager.

guess we having a HR derby tonight 🔱

@TamiKech @MLB @TMFanSupport Same. I bought a flex membership this year specifically for postseason presale and havent received any emails or codes about it. @TMFanSupport

@mlb @TMFanSupport Hope the MLB post season single ticket presale process for season ticket members is fixed as we progress. Am a 28 year Mariners STM who never received presale code for Wild Card tickets I was supposed to yesterday. Not in spam, junk, nowhere!😠😡

@Booterthekeeper @Mariners I bought the homestretch plan for this but haven't received any communications about it

@Mariners Is it true that Homestretch Flex members get a 10 am presale priority whereas as Season Ticket Members have a 2 pm slot? If so, is it because they don’t have seats yet to games?

We are IN 🔒 Don't miss your chance to snag PostSEAson tickets by signing up for Mariners Mail or Mariners 24247 text alerts to get your presale code. 🔹 Mariners.com/Mail 🔹 Text ‘MARINERS’ to 24247