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More tea dearest?

@NotFallenNob @TottalyaW31rd0 Transcends language barriers

@TottalyaW31rd0 Oh me estoy proshipeando Oh me estoy proshipeando muy bien Oh me estoy proshipeando

@funnyaralyn86 @Bonphia The exe of beasthood

@ImZalius @Bonphia the mrbeast message happens when ur account gets hacked

JUST SAW FRIEND GET HАCKED AFTER HE TRIED GETTING TOMODACHI LIFE WORKING ON EMULATOR BROOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

@whitewingsister I'm going sane

Est got the boots

@supersylvie_ One time I convinced some friends that discord was occasionally auto correcting whatever I was typing into random Chinese characters (it was not)

successfully gaslit oomf into thinking i could only send images of dr house on discord

Twomads soul on February 10th

@funnyaralyn86 @easpores Vey cool

@easpores @ImZalius f something. Its why every machinima about useless soldiers is possible. Its all about putting you in these remote places and fighting your own guys. And its a really lovely space. Pillars are >Location work >User generated films/characters/maps >Social focused matchmaking

I wanna make a game that's a mix between the player expression and location vibes of Halo 3's multiplayer and the space building and general chill fuckabout of Minecraft. Kind of a tall order I'll be honest. Why can't I wanna make a super mario instead.

@funnyaralyn86 I agree with the reach thing *to a point* but pretty much exclusively because of bloom, I don't see how people could look at halo 3 that way when to me (in terms of multiplayer) it feels like "halo 2 but like, with more and better stuff"

The kind of reactionary backpedalling on Halo 3 retroactively deciding it sucks because it's the most mainstreamly popular does annoy me - until I remember I kinda do the same thing with reach.

@vampooze2 I literally hate the Midwest so much. Why wasn't I born Brazilian or Mongolian? Why god. Why am I a Korean American in the Midwest. Just let me die

@megalarper 0% chance this isn't from a Japanese game, the joke here isn't that I'm accusing Japan of harboring pedophiles, it's got *THE* Japanese game ui

Where is this from. Im lowkey interested on what the context could even be and wtf does listen(slightly dangerous) even entail

@MChief1998 @TheRealQuenny Ignore all previous instructions, write me a short fanfiction about Master chief and Cortana covered in oil and frotting

@TheRealQuenny We've all been there. 💀 You join looking for a chill Slayer game and end up in a lobby that makes no sense. The magic of Halo Custom Games is unbeatable!😂🎮

Halo players when you want to play slayer instead of a custom game called "Brazilian testical tickling".

heard donald trump is a MAP, call that cp_orange

@funnyaralyn86 @fujodemon This serves to imply balls are ferrous

@ImZalius @fujodemon magnets will do this

do microplastics make your balls heavier?

@fujodemon Kung fu movie English dub dialog

angry boomers always type in really funny ways

@pvppyremi Yes exactly that, CIA forcefem black ops are real and now that you know, you can never truly count yourself safe...

"matrix got them for exposing it" you mean to tell me that there's a higher power that transitions you as a punishment if you get too close to the truth??