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Zane Kelly

@ImZaneKelly

Veteran code sorcerer. 25+ yrs building unbreakable n-tier enterprise apps. Guiding vibe coders from prototypes to prod-ready beasts. #VibeCoding #EnterpriseDev

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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
The recent Clawdbot posts have 162% confirmed to me that a majority of people out there are LARPing as SWEs or Architects. Follow me to get bonafide guidance and advice from a proven veteran with 25+ years designing, building and delivering enterprise grade ICT solutions.
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly

I have recently noticed a massive uptrend in the amount of people talking like they are people with 30+ years experience in coding, automation and source control. Experts in n-tier application architecture and security design. There is some serious amounts of larping going on me thinks.

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Edward
Edward@somefoundersalt·
The year is 4372, intergalactic humanity has discovered how to birth pocket universes by triggering miniature Big Bangs inside bubbles of superheated exotic vacuum The collected energy is used to boil water
Volcaholic 🌋@volcaholic1

China’s solar power plant in Dunhuang uses around 12,000 mirrors to focus sunlight onto a central tower, heating molten salt to extreme temperatures. That heat is stored and used to generate electricity on demand, including after sunset.

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corbin@corbin_braun·
coding is dead in sf
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Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
Breaking news - The Australian government will introduce amnesty bins for Jerry cans to tackle the fuel crisis.
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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
Why am I constantly after patches having to go through Windows setup like I have newly installed Windows 11. Seriously, Microsoft needs to get their QA under control. It's beyond a joke now. Never in my days did I think I would see it this bad from a user experience perspective.
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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
Why does everyone go for the 3-6 month timeframe when declaring something is dead? Is there an unwritten rule I'm missing?
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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
There will be no explosion. No one wants to go back to a small CRT screen with wired controllers and limited hardware to play games. Regardless of how strong the nostalgia is. The resident evil remakes are a good example of my point. Old hardware does not = good games.
Scott Stevenson@scottastevenson

Underrated side-effect of AI: we are about to get a cambrian explosion of new games for retro consoles Took me 5-6 prompts to make a working game with music in assembly on SNES We’ll see “Steam for Super Nintendo” before the decade is out.

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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@XFreeze Holy shit! The amount of people asking grok in the comments. Disappointing. It's like watching lemmings in action.
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X Freeze
X Freeze@XFreeze·
You can now have a personal AI agent team working for you directly on Grok.com and it’s unlike anything you’ve seen before Grok 4.20 Beta comes with a native 4-agent system built in, plus a massive 16-agent swarm if you're on the SuperGrok Heavy plan You can customize each one individually so they debate, fact-check, correct each other, and work completely in parallel on your own terms
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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@bluesky This post feels like I'm getting invited to visit a mentally ill associate in the asylum.
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Bluesky@bluesky·
If you haven't checked us out in a while, we've been busy. Doing work to make conversations less toxic and more civil, and adding new ways to help you find your friends on Bluesky. See what you've been missing: bsky.app
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Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
The posts where people pretend you can have AI create large code projects without human interactions or error are the worst. I try different models all the time, yet have never had AI one shot a basic HTML based website or app. There is always an issue or change needed. Sure it reduces dev effort but the overhype for engagement is tiring.
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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
The technical debt/support opportunities are growing. I'm getting more calls from small businesses to help clean up poorly implemented apps and websites. Some of them just get abandoned by amateur service providers. Commonly includes domain name registration recovery too. If anyone needs help send me a DM. I run a professional business and have 25+ years in the enterprise software development space.
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unusual_whales
unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Almost half of teens already make money through digital side hustles, per Whop.
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Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@UnityCodeMonkey Looking forward to some VR tutorials. Got a meta quest 3 collection dust at the moment. Need some inspiration.
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Code Monkey
Code Monkey@UnityCodeMonkey·
Got a fun swag bag today! Looking forward to making some VR Development Tutorials! Thanks to Meta for sending this over! #MetaHorizonPartner Oh by the way they're also flying me out to GDC next week, I can't wait! If any of you are also going and you see me randomly walking around come say hi! #MetaGDC
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Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@unusual_whales So why haven't they attacked already? US and Israel have been pretty clear about the outcome of a regime change from the start of this conflict.
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·
Iran will ​target the ‌Israeli nuclear ​site ​of Dimona if ⁠Israel ​and the ​U.S. seek regime change ​in ​the Islamic Republic, ‌per Reuters
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Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@dangreenheck Don't forget, not everyone on the team has the same standards for quality code either. How else do bugs get in there? They just want to finish their tasks, commit and go home as code is "good enough".
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Dan Greenheck
Dan Greenheck@dangreenheck·
I find it funny there's a vocal group of developers calling all AI-generated code "slop". I've worked on an enterprise app with 10M+ MAU that had a view controllers with 10 layers of inheritance (no, I'm not exaggerating). Humans have been writing slop code since the days of punch cards. The vast majority of apps out in the wild are slop code written by someone that couldn't give two nickels about architecture and TDD. Go ahead, ask any developer how they feel about their 10-year old legacy codebase at work and you'll probably get some pretty colorful feedback. The real world is messy. At the end of the day, tools are only as good as the humans that wield them. And unfortunately, there's no escaping the bell curve.
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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
Guess it's not over for software engineers in 12 months 🤣
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth@SecWar

This week, Anthropic delivered a master class in arrogance and betrayal as well as a textbook case of how not to do business with the United States Government or the Pentagon. Our position has never wavered and will never waver: the Department of War must have full, unrestricted access to Anthropic’s models for every LAWFUL purpose in defense of the Republic. Instead, @AnthropicAI and its CEO @DarioAmodei, have chosen duplicity. Cloaked in the sanctimonious rhetoric of “effective altruism,” they have attempted to strong-arm the United States military into submission - a cowardly act of corporate virtue-signaling that places Silicon Valley ideology above American lives. The Terms of Service of Anthropic’s defective altruism will never outweigh the safety, the readiness, or the lives of American troops on the battlefield. Their true objective is unmistakable: to seize veto power over the operational decisions of the United States military. That is unacceptable. As President Trump stated on Truth Social, the Commander-in-Chief and the American people alone will determine the destiny of our armed forces, not unelected tech executives. Anthropic’s stance is fundamentally incompatible with American principles. Their relationship with the United States Armed Forces and the Federal Government has therefore been permanently altered. In conjunction with the President's directive for the Federal Government to cease all use of Anthropic's technology, I am directing the Department of War to designate Anthropic a Supply-Chain Risk to National Security. Effective immediately, no contractor, supplier, or partner that does business with the United States military may conduct any commercial activity with Anthropic. Anthropic will continue to provide the Department of War its services for a period of no more than six months to allow for a seamless transition to a better and more patriotic service. America’s warfighters will never be held hostage by the ideological whims of Big Tech. This decision is final.

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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@AndrewYang Why would they? The people who control the technology aren't going to care about the people without jobs until capitalism starts collapsing. Think about it.
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸@AndrewYang·
4,000 jobs cut out of 10,000 directly attributed to AI. Universal Basic Income is inevitable.
jack@jack

we're making @blocks smaller today. here's my note to the company. #### today we're making one of the hardest decisions in the history of our company: we're reducing our organization by nearly half, from over 10,000 people to just under 6,000. that means over 4,000 of you are being asked to leave or entering into consultation. i'll be straight about what's happening, why, and what it means for everyone. first off, if you're one of the people affected, you'll receive your salary for 20 weeks + 1 week per year of tenure, equity vested through the end of may, 6 months of health care, your corporate devices, and $5,000 to put toward whatever you need to help you in this transition (if you’re outside the U.S. you’ll receive similar support but exact details are going to vary based on local requirements). i want you to know that before anything else. everyone will be notified today, whether you're being asked to leave, entering consultation, or asked to stay. we're not making this decision because we're in trouble. our business is strong. gross profit continues to grow, we continue to serve more and more customers, and profitability is improving. but something has changed. we're already seeing that the intelligence tools we’re creating and using, paired with smaller and flatter teams, are enabling a new way of working which fundamentally changes what it means to build and run a company. and that's accelerating rapidly. i had two options: cut gradually over months or years as this shift plays out, or be honest about where we are and act on it now. i chose the latter. repeated rounds of cuts are destructive to morale, to focus, and to the trust that customers and shareholders place in our ability to lead. i'd rather take a hard, clear action now and build from a position we believe in than manage a slow reduction of people toward the same outcome. a smaller company also gives us the space to grow our business the right way, on our own terms, instead of constantly reacting to market pressures. a decision at this scale carries risk. but so does standing still. we've done a full review to determine the roles and people we require to reliably grow the business from here, and we've pressure-tested those decisions from multiple angles. i accept that we may have gotten some of them wrong, and we've built in flexibility to account for that, and do the right thing for our customers. we're not going to just disappear people from slack and email and pretend they were never here. communication channels will stay open through thursday evening (pacific) so everyone can say goodbye properly, and share whatever you wish. i'll also be hosting a live video session to thank everyone at 3:35pm pacific. i know doing it this way might feel awkward. i'd rather it feel awkward and human than efficient and cold. to those of you leaving…i’m grateful for you, and i’m sorry to put you through this. you built what this company is today. that's a fact that i'll honor forever. this decision is not a reflection of what you contributed. you will be a great contributor to any organization going forward. to those staying…i made this decision, and i'll own it. what i'm asking of you is to build with me. we're going to build this company with intelligence at the core of everything we do. how we work, how we create, how we serve our customers. our customers will feel this shift too, and we're going to help them navigate it: towards a future where they can build their own features directly, composed of our capabilities and served through our interfaces. that's what i'm focused on now. expect a note from me tomorrow. jack

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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@TheGracia_here People make mistakes. Tracking down memory leaks can be brutal. I praised C# and .net when it came out. Life was much easier.
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Gracia@straceX·
People say C is unsafe. No. C just assumes you know what you’re doing.
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Zane Kelly
Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@max_paperclips Whaaaaaat!?! I thought you just put "make no mistakes" at the end and problem sorted!
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Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@nikitabier Going to be interesting to see if there is a replydrop off. I assume people will just switch to tools that emulate human interactions i.e you just record yourself logging in and responding to people and replay with data substitutions based on post content.
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Zane Kelly@ImZaneKelly·
@KAIZ3NS High odds it can't be binance as they would have been pinged by now given they have been operating for 10 years almost.
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