Beano

@Qshizzle97 Too easy

Roast me

Why do some people have circle fields and others are rectangular or square? Also what’s supposed to be growing in eastern Colorado right now? It’s a bit spotty from the sprayer cab here

You think you’ve got life all figured out… until you’re the third one sliding into a 4-person booth and your brain short-circuits.

@ZacharySisson3 @elonmusk Amen brother

@Im_Beano @elonmusk We are going to win.

Found this on my truck windshield today. @elonmusk is this real? $TSLA

@Qshizzle97 In that case, text away. Enjoy spending your weekends driving 6 hours.

@Qshizzle97 Not the response I was expecting

This weekends forecast looks to heavily favor a lot of beers with the boys, a lot of college bball, and a high probability of me texting my ex

@niccruzpatane This could be @Qshizzle97 but he has to “haul corn” ?!?!!?

On Monday, I will set off on a 1,600+ mile road trip to Nashville, TN. My Tesla will handle all the driving, navigation, and charging. The Supercharger network gives you the freedom to go anywhere. I will be doing 800 miles in a single day each way. FSD makes it so easy.

men will smoke a huge slab of meat and be like “ok dinner is ready!” and it’s just the meat. No sides, nothing to drink, just here is my meat.

@Qshizzle97 @brim006 Bring MooDel

@Im_Beano @brim006 I’ve tried to move there

See! My state gloating does nothing. The cold weather trumps it all 🤣

@Qshizzle97 @brim006 I tried to tell you

@brim006 Wait a month when the data & people thaw, might change. Frozen in time

@Qshizzle97 @koalafiedtesla Why am I being so poor shamed?

@koalafiedtesla @Im_Beano

How it feels driving a HW3 Tesla in 2026 after watching videos of V14: ☠️

Claude can't slice a 300 yard drive straight into the woods. I will never be fully replaced.

I discovered a few years ago that I was not alone in this. Wild it’s so popular.

@Qshizzle97 This is why we have to change car daddy’s opinion on a Tesla Phone

@Im_Beano I think your phone is broken?

Did you wake up and produce your own electricity to make coffee this morning?

Would still love to chat about this @elonmusk.

@Asteronaunt You found the real Beano ;)

@Im_Beano I found a Beano?!

Feels like this Super Bowl isn’t even about football. #SuperBowl

@Qshizzle97 $TSLA

@Im_Beano What’s it about then