Desmond T. Ngeforo

I WILL NEVER BE BROKE IN MY LIFE AGAIN. 10:45am 15/03/2024 ———————

Nigeria police, me wey carry thief reach police station, police say I go pay 2k to open file, I tell them make them give me my thief back.

@Jid3nisWeb3 @0xdubemm Chill bruh.. the numbers will run up soon.. I have been there.

@0xdubemm *121# works for me I get cheap data

stop using *312# to buy data... it's very expensive for cheap data, use: mtn: *312*88# airtel: *312*561# you will be amazed by this airtel plan... use this and thank me later

@Bombly_Jay @carlosbaba11 I bet she did confront the guy afterwards for explanations..😂

@carlosbaba11 I met my ex girlfriend’s boyfriend at the viewing Centre in school, we’re both supporting Arsenal. After Ramsey dropped that goal in the net, we were both excited and hugged like besties. Went out to the bar afterwards and my ex almost went nuts. Football is just beautiful

2005 Liverpool Vs Ac Milan. First half was 3-0. I kept encouraging this baba beside me that Liverpool would equalize even tho I wasn’t even sure😁. After the match as Liverpool won, cos of the whole noise & jubilation.. I dint see him again. 2wks later I was in the car with…

LEAVING. IT. LATE.

@akreana_ You deserve even more.

Always!❤️❤️

Gather here if you're rooting for Arsenal. Like an retweet for the gunners ♥️♥️

@phynofino Man just dey on em lane. No drama, no fuss.

🕷️🖤

Thank you to everyone who participated in the signed jersey giveaway; it was massive! Now that the contest is over, let’s meet @olohikonduu, the winner of the best 5-aside Arsenal team, with the most likes. As promised, I personally delivered the jersey and a special engraved bottle of Chivas Regal to the winner. #IRiseWeRise #ChivasRegalxArsenalFC

@davido If @davido just reply your tweet with "Call Lati" forget, your life don better.. Baddest 🙌

@Udoka_AM @Chimaforkeeps @kenthylin He did say "as one of the stakeholders, everyone coming to build passes through us.” I believe 10 or more trucks from different sites can do 4 each day. If that's the case, then it's obtainable..

@Im_Creed @Chimaforkeeps @kenthylin That’s still remotely impossible. Do you know what 50 trips is?

Lmao we have 2 of this tipper Sand sells 130k per trip here (new developing area). As one of the stakeholders, everyone coming to build passes through us. Each truck does about 50 trips daily (conservative). That’s 100 trips × 130k = 13M/day. Capital recovered in less than a month The next expenses is just diesel and driver which is less compared to what you make daily Real estate Twitter won’t tell you this one.

@NostalgicVibeNG Whoever lives in Omoku, River's State knows that there's only one major cyber cafe in Omoku then. Web-Link. I still use the yahoo mail I created in 2014. Still in contact with a few friends I made during my lesson days. Lady B is one of a kind..

Do you still remember how people slept in cyber café in the early 2000s? When there was nothing like romance scam aka internet fraud (yahoo yahoo) among young people. When young people went for overnight browsing which cost about N100 to N150 then. You would definitely find this various categories of people in cyber cafés then: 1. The very serious and studious young lads who have come to learn more about admission process in foreign universities. These were the admission seekers. 2. Those that have come to innocently chat with international friends on Yahoo Messenger or MSN Messenger. No scam intention back then. 3. Those that have come to send virtual greeting cards to their crush living in another state or town. 4. Those that were trying to get familiar with internet usage, and needed more time such as overnight browsing to explore. 5. There were also some spoilt boys that were coming to overnight browsing to watch porn movies and view photos of naked women. I remember one guy in my area back then. We usually met at the cyber café, and each time I peeped into his computer screen, what greeted me was always the naked photos of women. I kept wondering why someone would sacrifice his sleep just to view naked women. Did you also attend overnight browsing at cyber cafés?

@Chimaforkeeps @kenthylin This would have been understandable if different trucks do 50trips daily, but then, i cannot argue what I don't know or have any clue about..

@kenthylin “As one of the stakeholders, everyone coming to build passes through us.”

@__Somto_ I don't have any fav but they're a few Champs I respect here. @aproko_doctor @spiRiituaL @Wizarab10 @mrbayoa1 Peace, Love and Health to y'all for the things you do here and offline. 🤝

Who are you favorite influencers on X ng? tag them.

@DanielRegha Receipt is very much important.. you will surely need it one day.

This was you, posted in 2023 in your old account. I saved screenshots. Shvt up your mouth.

I have a banger tweet... 1k likes and I will drop it.

Super grateful for life and all the things money cannot buy...🙌

@raahiykemumen1 I would tell them. Whatever happens we'd take it from there

If the truth can break them, would you still tell them???

@IYANU_53 Go see ur doctor..

I had a dream that Sporting Lisbon eliminated Arsenal from the champions league

@Dammi_Esq 20-30yrs

If you had to drive just one car for the next 20 years, which model would you choose?