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@elonmusk Or... We could just do without them and go back to the way things were 25 years ago, where the individual airlines could choose whether or not to hire security.... We don't need to continue funding government parasites

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@KyleOliva10 @m_goes_distance I think its a factor. A century ago, gooning was a sin. Also unneeded, since you could just dump a load in your wife whenever you felt like it Now some folks feel like they've wasted the day if they didn't get 2 dozen cooms in. Can't pump the well dry then cry about feeble output

@m_goes_distance Im convinced the sperms rate drop is largely due to massive masturbation consumption. Im the 50a dude probably hadn't jerked in a year. 2026, dude probably jerked in his car before the test. Also most people lie about doing it so they tell testers they didn't.

>be me >read that sperm counts dropped 50% in 40 years >panic >go down rabbit peptide rabbit holes at 2am >find an elite telegram group with 4.7K members >nobody has a medical degree >everyone has abs >order BPC-157 from a guy named Keith >Keith is based in Poland >Keith ships fast >Keith knows things my doctor doesn't >I am now Keith

@libsoftiktok >spend 3 weeks visibly moving assets into the area >openly talk about preparing to bomb shit >it was a surprise It was not a surprise to literally anyone

Japanese Reporter: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…like Japan, about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We didn't tell anyone about it because we wanted SURPRISE. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" OMG

@LordoftheDanged @woke8yearold This Boomers are all in because of their eternal need to fellate all things israeli The rest of us are just disappointed Iran hasn't cracked open the canned sunshine yet. They've been 'two weeks' away from having the bomb for 50 years. You'd think they'd slap one together by now

@woke8yearold “Are you fucking high with that bullshit, dude?” — GenX

The age gap on this war is really something. Millennials and Gen Z hate it. Completely. Boomers and their evil henchmen Gen X love it because they are fucked in the head

@SirBylHolte Yeah, bring back Tobey. I love the idea of old superheroes trying to remain useful Old batman was the only saving grace in the flash. And old wolverine looking after professor dementia was depressingly hard AARP spidey would be better than any of the modern incarnations

I had forgotten how much I HATE Tom Holland's Spider-Man. Then I re-watched "Spider-Man: No Way Home" and the reason why hit me like a truck: he's a dumb MODERN LIBERAL. "I’m gonna fix the bad guys." "Ooh, I don’t want the bad guys to get killed." "I don’t care how many people they hurt or kill along the way." "This is what I want, and humanity just has to deal with it." This time when I watched, after 6 years of democrat madness, I literally found myself rooting for "the villains." Because Green Goblin, Doc Ock, and Electro are at least competent and actually get shit done—unlike that bumbling asshole Holland. He literally frees his deadliest nemeses from containment… ….so they can stay alive, go back to their worlds…and kill more people. And the funniest part is that Aunt May cheers him on for FREEING CRIMINALS - and we all know how THAT turned out for her😂 Even Green Goblin calls him out for being too weak to do what needs doing. And now he’s about to ruin “Brand New Day” with his constant failure and weakness. I thank God this will be his last outing in the role. I’d rather have a 60-year-old Tobey Maguire in the suit than this bozo.

@EndWokeness The fact that you can say 'Altima Driver' and everyone instantly knows exaxtly who you're talking about speaks volumes about the accuracy and usefulness of stereotypes

White female crossing guard knocked out by an "impatient Altima driver" in Darby, PA:

@TKsMantis I'm honestly surprised they're still supporting it. I legit figured they'd take the L, let it wither, and never try anything new ever again

I take back my previous snide remark after seeing what they have in store. The updates to Starfield look really great.

@its_The_Dr Didn't realize that Rolls Royce was an Indian brand

Dropped straight onto the road. 😳

@ArmedJ0y @spikesguides Their rulings routinely get ignored or misinterpreted, and district judges exercise more authority than they do. They know they're ineffective either way, so they sit back, do the bare minimum, and continue the illusion that we still have functional government branches

@spikesguides I don't think this is the case at all. If this was a concern, they wouldn't have gone nuclear on abortion. They are UNIQUELY terrifiedof the gun issue.

The Supreme Court is terrified of touching 2A cases. I am convinced it's because they know the second they do, it starts a countdown timer. A timer to the next blue president who will pack the court so hard that every law vaguely construed as right wing will be sent to the shadow realm and usher in a century of DNC rule. They are are being coerced into silence and as such they are as useless as the rest of our government.

@xdeanozoff @thatstarwarsgrl They're all old now. You can't have a bunch of aarp members in an action dramedy. A live action show would just be a bunch of geriatrics sitting around a table spouting memberberries. And if that's what you want, they've got a podcast

@thatstarwarsgrl Fook the cartoon. A live action season 2 would be bigger than Fallout, Silo, etc. Moneymen lacking balls.

Here are my thoughts on the Firefly news of the new show being animated: -I’m very happy for all the actors getting to reprise their roles - I think it’s a HUGE missed opportunity to not do it in live action since they’re still capable. - yes if the cartoon is successful it could potentially lead to more BUT why waste time waiting on a potential? We only get a short time on this planet. No one’s getting any younger. Just do a live action show like everyone wants. Thats my 2 cents. What do you think?

NEW: London driver deliberately smashes Muslim woman at high speed in targeted Abbey Wood attack Metropolitan Police are searching for the driver who intentionally hit a Muslim woman with a car at high speed in Abbey Wood, London, on March 8. CCTV footage shows the woman being struck as she tried to enter a parked vehicle. She was sent flying over the bonnet before the driver fled the scene. The woman survived with non-life-threatening injuries and was taken to hospital. Officers describe the incident as a targeted attack.

@Citizen__J @ELeeZimmerman @fandompulse Frontier Space station Nobody traumatized cmdr becomes a hero & religious figure 1 big war 1 civil war Manipulation from ancient quasi-deities 1 eyed guy is the most popular character Sec chief is a douche XOis a cunt Speedy little ship outguns everything Similarities are endless

@ELeeZimmerman @fandompulse Sure they can don't have the exact same names for charters. Don't have IDENTICAL story arcs for the other shows counterpart character. Don't have the main guy have a dead wife, out of a war, where he becomes space Jesus. I could go on...

Razorfist claims the Theory of DS9 ripping off Babylon 5 is nonsense: "Either two Titanic networks were working on a joint venture federal law forbade, pissing away millions in the process on a TV channel that never launched, or for the 500th damn documented time, J. Michael Straczynski is once again lying.”

@TKsMantis Retcon the societal preservation program. I'd much prefer the vaults were an honest attempt to save some of the population and only failed due to shoddy workmanship, bad luck, or unforseen circumstances than intentionally being sabotaged by the powers that be.

If you could change one thing about Fallout, what would it be?

@donhodsonesq @Eng_china5 Well they were just attacked without provocation, so they're justifiably upset

@Eng_china5 So Iran confirmed its goal is to wipe Israel off the map? That won’t end well for the IRGC.

Iran says the United States is pleading for a ceasefire. Ali Larijani, head of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, stated: “Tonight, we received messages from U.S. President Donald Trump through the Omani mediator, asking us to negotiate a ceasefire. Our response is that we will not accept any negotiations as long as an entity called Israel exists.”

@NoMoreFksToGive @RareImagery Zima drinkers did so alone, behind closed doors so nobody would see them. White claw enjoyers do that shit in public while socializing with other deviants

@RareImagery We had Zima. We can't really rip on those who drink Claws

I’ve never had a White Claw, but these 40’s bring back some memories.

@NBABoards @RareImagery This. I remember buying a shit ton of st ides back in the day, but I couldn't tell you anything about how those nights turned out

@RareImagery You have memories of this? You weren't drinking this pig piss properly then. I know i drank this shit. The courts know I drank this shit. The only recollection either of us have of me drinking this shit is in the police reports

@FDormamund @jenminicooper @Parodyjeffx @TheMadHessian I think all tattoos are stupid, but thats no excuse for laying hands on some guy that's just sitting there minding his own business

@Im_Greg87 @jenminicooper @Parodyjeffx @TheMadHessian A Nazi tattoo!!! Yeah, a victim...

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 An Israeli passenger on a cruise ship began freaking out over a man with a swastika tattoo. Harassing him and demanding the crew remove him from the vessel.

@jenminicooper @Parodyjeffx @TheMadHessian Typical jew behavior. He's the victim even after assaulting tattoo dude on video

@Parodyjeffx @TheMadHessian The guy doing the complaining could have just moved to another spot - but I guarantee that he *wanted* everyone to know that he’s once again a victim. Because that’s how pathetic they are.

@bankrowl @maxdeploy @Pirat_Nation It probably applies to older games in which the licensing has expired. Like the 3d era gta games. I guarantee the licensing has expired in VC and SA. Thats why the newer remastered versions have different/fewer tracks- new licensing agreements. They may actually have a case

@maxdeploy @Pirat_Nation The developers pay the licensing fee

British music rights organisation PRS for Music is suing Valve, claiming that Valve must pay separate licensing fees for "making available" games that include music from PRS members. The dispute targets games sold or downloaded via Steam that feature such music without Valve holding the required UK licence. Examples cited include Forza Horizon, FIFA/EA FC, and the Grand Theft Auto series.

@LibsHateUs Where's the guy with the taser table when you actually need him?

And you want to let these people buy guns? The 2nd amendment is not for them.