nobody

LMFAOOOO

@aaapig2 If I see a sub make less than 3k a month, I’m immediately annoyed by that. I will never sympathize with a sub who makes less than that. I find it outrageous. Like.. Work harder!! 🥴🤡

the national bible bee is one of the craziest things i’ve ever seen

Fellas, what part of the modern woman do you find most attractive?

@AutterGomez @POTUS There’s a loan forgiveness option on the loan website. The button says “make a payment” once you do that enough your loan will be forgiven.

In six short weeks Americans will start to feel the effects of the Inflation Reduction Act – like capping insulin at $35 a month and getting folks on Medicare Part D recommended vaccines for free.

@LBiggie16 @POTUS Everyone will be collectively paying off your student loans through taxes. Pay your own shit.

One thing I’ve really grown to appreciate this week is the amount of highly coordinated technical brilliance that goes into maintaining the operational infrastructure of a platform that allows me to tweet “@tedcruz can gobble my wet ass” to 100k people.

dating someone who’s a fucking smelly loser who crawls around on all 4s like an insect >>>>>>

Finally, the truth that carbs are amazing can be said on this platform! #FreeSpeech

i be like "i'm fighting demons" and it's just going to work

People are like "ugh I'm leaving Twitter" but I just saw a viral thread where someone argued it's classist to know how to boil an egg. You can't put a price on this, you'll have to drag me out

Obviously, this would negatively affect Tesla, but sustainable energy solutions simply cannot react instantaneously to make up for Russian oil & gas exports.

@redcherries22 @GrouponHelpUS @Groupon Lmao no you didn’t Their customer service is a joke they steal your money and then “can’t provide a resolution.”

@GrouponHelpUS When your customer service is unable to provide a resolution... @Groupon you have lost a customer I’ll use @RetailMeNot going forward Maybe your stock would be doing better if you managed your company like you managed your Twitter page.

Happy to help! 💚

@BigMamaShay @Groupon Groupons customer service reps are lazy and can’t provide customers with resolutions.