❥Rina ⊹ 🐄

Feeling like I'm about to be drafted to war

i actually love glaive not in a parasocial way more of a wow his music is beautiful way

maybe i'm corn plating but has anyone else noticed this have we already talked about this

how does one acquire "oomfs"

getting into sherlock holmes 139 years later it was released

@AmazingPhil I'm going to pee myself ‼️

DAN AND PHIL PHOTOCARDS SEASON 2 // TOMORROW 8PM UK TIME

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@danielhowell @senne67ra

@senne67ra if you think phil's imagining me on the front of that bike i have upsetting news for both of us

Addressing our BTS Cease and Desist Allegations youtu.be/ordFPk8sGLk

⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ " i'm living in a world of goldfish . " ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹ >> mystradennett.straw.page << everyone say a fond hello to mystradennett, AKA Casefile: Classified! #yumetwt #casefileclassified #mystradennett #encroft #mynett #croftnett #enstrade #gregnett

she kicked her pussy up the pole here

he was kicking his pussy up the wall here

Is this dan and phil in the straight parallel universe as married dentists, i just walked by?

imagine you have a long day and you just want to relax then realize you accidentally emailed your blood test results (including an std panel) to the hard launch inbox instead of your doctors office…this would only happen to me hard launching that i don’t have syphilis i guess

“mary berry kicked her pussy up the wall” phil lester… you truly are the funniest person ever

please stand for the flag

@heartsfordnp pleasee I can offer my cat :)

are there any british phannies that wanna be friends because my favoomf lives in america and im sad about it.

HEEEEELP IM TRAPPED INSIDE A MONITOR

@philtrsh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

my birthday falling on #phanniefriday this year… best gift ever 🎉🎂

@AmazingPhil me at afters 100% phaccuracy

DAN AND PHIL JETLAG STREAM // SATURDAY - 7PM UK TIME ON YOUTUBE - AFTERPARTY FOR PHAM ON PATREON

trying the lester snack lunch