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Meet My Kinky Fairy Goddess (My KFG) 🧚🔥 An ongoing fantasy adventure comedy that flips the Fairy Godmother trope on its head. Starring: ✨ Nyssa – The chaotic, seductive Goddess of Lust 😵 Joe – Her hapless human companion Expect magic, chaos, and inappropriate adventures.

There's a storm coming... Je sais!

@_Alex_Burns_ I'm BAT MAN!!!!

Accurate

Puns for Educated Minds 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here. I'll go on a head." 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass". 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion . 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir! Only one carrion allowed per passenger." 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!" 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron". The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 🤣🤣🤣

@stephenRB4 Only for erotica

Do you lick your finger before you turn the page of a book? 📚

Sewer Time Leon(ardo)! - Re2 - Leon B - Resident Evil: From Zero – Night XXII x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Did you know C.S. Lewis predicted the modern obsession with “being nice” would destroy the soul? In The Abolition of Man, Lewis argues that when a society stops believing in objective virtue, it doesn’t become tolerant… it becomes manipulable. He calls the result “men without chests.” People with appetites and intellects, but no courage, no honor, no trained moral instincts. They can calculate everything and defend nothing. Lewis saw that once we reject inherited moral law, we don’t become free. We become raw material… easily shaped by propaganda, pleasure, and fear. Modern man prides himself on compassion while quietly surrendering every standard that once gave compassion meaning. Lewis’s insight is brutal: a civilization that educates clever cowards will eventually be ruled by tyrants or technicians. Because when nothing is worth dying for, everything becomes negotiable… including human dignity.

Leon's Saga Begins! - Re2 - Leon B - Resident Evil: From Zero – Day XXI x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?

Mr Monopoly, an elderly business tycoon passes away and leaves his entire fortune to which ever of his six grand children can acquire the most of his businesses within a calendar year. They all are given a set of money to spend on their business ventures and so begins the race. Each grad child is characterised by their piece on the board, like the obnoxious flash one drives the racing car everywhere, one his cousin's has a terrier they take everywhere with them, ones a wanna be fashion designer so always wearing a thimble. The film follows a year of hilarity as they race around London acquiring and trading various businesses till they learn to work together to build the family business even bigger than before

@Crockett1120 @Glory_Is_Ben Clue was a great film, but there’s no way a Monopoly film would work.

Clue (1985) proved that a very funny and entertaining film could be made from a board game which is why I am surprised nobody ever made a Monopoly Movie. 🎲🎩🏎️🏩🏨

@stephenRB4 This! So irritating seeing this devise crap everywhere. People who think half the species are the problem are totally the problem!

These ‘all men are this’ and ‘all women are that’ sweeping generalisation posts are so annoying. We are all unique and different. You can’t define a person’s reaction to, or view of, any given situation or set of circumstances by their gender, just as you can’t define them by their race, nationality, religion, sexuality etc. This lazy, ignorant stereotyping is wrong, divisive, and overly simplistic.

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@ttpdblockbillie Was waiting for this EXACT tweet

Sabrina looking like shes about to get blocked by TTPD

Rare picture of a tree sneaking out of the woods.

Last Stand - Re3 - Finale & Wesker's Report - Resident Evil: From Zero – Night XIX x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I’ll be your father figure I drink that brown liquor I can make friendship bracelets because my dick’s bigger ❤️‍🔥

edge him until he goes off like the cannons in the 1812 Overture

@ttpdblockbillie Damn skippy we did!

The UK and TTPD blocked Kanye

Zombie Body Clock - Re3 - Finale & Wesker's Report - Resident Evil: From Zero – Night XIX x.com/i/broadcasts/1…