#AraujoOut

Thats bc you see yearning and being in love as a position of weakness and submission so it makes you uncomfortable to see a woman being in a position of vulnerability in relation a man In your insecurity and hang ups about gender, you want to deny women the full human experience

You lied.

@paniniboy7 we just hate arsenal

Quotes outraged at the most blatant joke ever 😭😭😭

1. Barcelona 2. Bayern 3. Juventus The 3 clubs that have suffered most in hands of Madrid corruption

This actually reflects very poorly on society because upon which basis were you Islamophobic in the first place if all it takes is a Muslim playing well to change your views

There's a reason why people across clubs, leagues, rivalries, race, religion.. all hate Arsenal fans!

@Its_B_here @Aarushculer10 wait fr? 40?? thats acutally isnane wow. but again in flicks system we had to adap to lews decrepit legs but im sure flick will make use of frsh legs. maybe not 40kms but whatever is needed. we really would love someone just like ferran that has positive iq and can shoot

@Imnotsurewhyim @Aarushculer10 I mean those stats are really disappointing he's on like 13 km run in 10 games that's like really really low bruh. Lewandowski on almost 18 or 19 kms in 9 games. Alvarez is almost on 40 kms btw insane 😭

Can't lie, I wouldn't mind it, but they're 100% gonna whack a €100–150M tag on him and try rinse whoever bites. He's probs the clearest level raiser out there tho covers a lot of ground for a striker and his tek is clean.

@Its_B_here @Aarushculer10 he can run tho unlike lewa, flick will make him run

@Imnotsurewhyim @Aarushculer10 Intensity ? 37 year old Lewandowski has run more than Osimhen has despite playing one less game in the UCL. He runs very less tbf

@MikelllV3 fr?

The middle part and the ending is really good but imagine my huge disappointment when I found out it's AI

@Its_B_here @Aarushculer10 no chance dude, box presence, finishing and intesity is really all we need (basically rapha but st), and he does all 3 to my knowledge

@Imnotsurewhyim @Aarushculer10 Osimhen might flop at Barca tbh

@seskoffs Nah

Should I count Lamine Yamal goal contributions in this forthcoming International friendly

@Aarushculer10 @Its_B_here Idk if we can afford it man, would much rather spend on oshimen who's going to be 30 mil cheaper and spend that on squad depth

@Its_B_here He is coming to barca calm down boi

@__Nnamdi_ Money

But how do Barca fans watch Alvarez and conclude he’s not our ideal striker??

A lot of our transfer rumours are prefaced by what Deco want or what Laporta wants, but don’t think I’ve ever seen one talking exclusively about what Flick wants. Why’s that?

France have produced the most talent out of any nation post 2000…. They displaced Brazil at the turn of the millennium

🚨 Breaking : After several mix-ups, Real Madrid finally operated on Mbappé's right knee. Unfortunately, they got the wrong Mbappe

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@GarrettPetersen basically, dating apps are stupid by design and a waste of time

Left column is active dating app users. Right column is whole population.

Cubarsi - Vušković CB duo would be genuinely unfair. The only thing is both of them are very young, but the thought of having 2 CBs of that quality for the next decade or more is nuts.

@VinitYadav88471 @totalBarca this graph doenst take iq into consideration

@totalBarca Arajuo has same attributes?

On paper, this is a dream CB pairing