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@adcock_brett Dark skin robots > dark skin humans

Watch a team of humanoid robots running a full 8-hr shift at human performance levels. This is fully autonomous running Helix-02 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

So, again, this is just shouting into a void. But this is the most new lows within the S&P 500 $SPY on a day the index poked above a prior all-time closing high. Ever. Like EVER, ever.

Guy who takes 10mg of creatine to sit at a desk all day and play on Excel

“He’s running late, put a foreigner buying lottery tickets in front of him at the gas station”

I’ve always opposed EV mandates, rejected the idea that EVs will save the world, and preferred traditional engines for vehicles like the F-150 I used to drive. That said, it’s clear that Teslas are absolutely top-notch products. It’s not hard to see how they’ve developed a dedicated following.

400 mg of caffeine, 20 mg of adderall, and 3 agents on the go.

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

Full circle moment

JUST IN: Marco Rubio pictured wearing the "Maduro Nike Tech" onboard Air Force One en route to Beijing.

What time you wake up says a lot about you 3am — hopefully waking up from your hinge dates bed and leaving 4am — blue collar dude already 2 coffees deep 5am — locked in workout psychopath or 75 years old 6am — marathon runner or recently heartbroken 7am — normal productive human getting his day started 8am — remote worker logging on from bed 9am — lazy individual in a dead end job 10am — freelancer (jobless), Mamdani supporter 11am — the “influencer” who posts “good morning” during lunch rush 12pm — graveyard shift grinder or insanely unemployed 1pm+ — genuinely concerning and need to get your life together

He’s entering his peak earnings years. Have AI obliterate the job market.

Ronald Acuña would immediately become a top 10 American of all time

@iliketeslas I have friends who never touch the wheel anymore because of it

"yeah, yeah, he founded a company that's more efficient and productive than the rest of the world combined but the only way he became a billionaire is because he stole money" or something

SpaceX is only ~200 satellites away from having launched as many satellites as the rest of the world combined (despite giving the rest of the world a 61-year head start)

@GAFollowers The datacenter revenue probably generates more tax revenue than all of Fayetteville combined

Residents in Fayetteville, GA realized a nearby data center was using massive amounts of water after their home water pressure started dropping. The facility used nearly 30M gallons of water without proper authorization while locals were being told to conserve water. The company says it was an “honest mistake.”

The next time the lightning siren goes off at the course and our players tell us they want to finish the hole, I'm going to have to issue a polite but stern "no freakin' way"

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota