Jay Joshi

I Don’t Forget 🕷️ #SpiderManBrandNewDay

13 WHlTE AUSTRALlANS were arrested on SEXUAL CHARGES against 92 underaged KlDS in Manila, Philippines 🇵🇭 WHlTE tourists for y’ll 🤮

Chelsea have lost as many games 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠 as Arsenal have the entire season 🤯

First in my bloodline to read this sentence.

This is the Arsenal you all call boring? Incredible level of jealousy that is.

The fanbases who are calling us boring are either getting slapped in Europe as I post this or not in Europe at all. We move.

Man City are being investigated for 115 charges of financial fraudulence between 2009 and 2018. Chelsea have been found guilty of financial fraudulence between 2011 and 2018. These two sides won 4 of the 9 Premier League titles in the period they are being investigated for... It's surely got to be considered the most corrupt period in Premier League history? It's also interesting to think of the impact that these titles had on their positions in 2026.

They built half a Premier League winning squad by cheating and their punishment is a £10m fine a decade later 🤣 10 point deduction if your interest payments on your new stadium are too steep though

Obi Mikel called us cheaters for corners, while his club just got sanctioned for ACTUAL cheating during his entire time at the club 😂😂😂

20 assists and all 20 were in open play. yeah no one is ever chatting to him even if they break the record 🤣🤣

So you could start cheating today. Continue to cheat for the next 10 years, with back handed payments and all sorts totalling billions. Which directly leads to you winning multiple Premier League & Champions League trophies. And after 10 years. You’ll just get a £10m fine.

We might need dancers for trophy parade you know @ManUtd

Got to say, I respect the Arsenal fanbase on X You come for one of them and every single one of the MF’s come for you Respect 🫡

Updated list of parade invitees: ✅ Harvey Barnes ✅ Leeds United ✅ Enzo ✅ Murillo ✅ Anderson ✅ Cunha, Amad and Mbeumo (to entertain the fans) ✅ Mavropanos

Declan Rice corner assists vs Bruno Fernandes corner assists

@moovzanalysis @Ar_senalXtra_ What makes you think max won't win the same if not more?? He is most likely going to be the youngest pl winner ever and could also win the UCL this season. You chelsea fans need to pray we don't win UCL or else your whole gimmick will end.

@Ar_senalXtra_ I'd take 249 games of defensive discipline and a Champions League trophy over empty trophy cabinets and a 'good vibes' manager any day.

🔴 Max Dowman in the Premier League: 3 appearances 1 goal (open play) 🔵 John Obi Mikel in the Premier League: 249 appearances 1 goal (set piece) 😂😂.”….𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

America will bomb your country until there's nothing left, then go back 20 years later and make a movie about how depressed their soldiers got from doing it.

Let me get this straight… OpenAI was founded as a nonprofit. Open source. For everyone. “To benefit humanity.” Then he raised billions of dollars. Then he closed the source code. Then he converted to for-profit. Then he scraped the entire internet without asking anyone. Then he used YOUR writing YOUR art YOUR code to train his models. Now he’s on stage saying you’ll pay HIM to access intelligence. Just like a water meter. He stole all of your data. He built the product with your work. And now he’s going to bill you to use it… Corporate greed has reached an all time high, and they’re not even hiding it anymore…

i genuinely have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a Lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget. that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.