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@Chiefs This post is the worst thing to happen to the Chiefs since Dee Ford in 2019.

Presenting our 2026 opponents as sourdough... a bread thread if you will 🥖 Starting saucy with KC BBQ 🧵

@JackTomo7139 @Chiefs We do. I’m a lifelong Chiefs fan and a Swiftie. This post is horrible and embarrassing, and not because they’re supposed to be bread puns or relate to Taylor. Where are the puns? Where is there any effort? Look at other teams’ schedule releases. This is an F-

@daniellelafave_ @Chiefs We get it. It’s just stupid. There were few actual puns, and it looks like this was done in 30 minutes. Taylor is somewhere cringing right now.

@Chiefs I’m just here for the comments because WYDM Chiefs Kingdom doesn’t understand the sourdough reference??????

@tonylovasco @QuintonLucasKC That citizens shouldn’t pay for public park swing sets? I don’t have kids. Should I not have to pay property tax for schools?

@QuintonLucasKC The irony is that your example further makes the point...

I can’t wait for the Post’s next big exposé on how we all subsidize swing sets in parks even if we haven’t played on them since we were 11 years old, “and it’s not sustainable.”

@KCPaulHens @QuintonLucasKC Is it 100% funded by the additional tax within the special assessment boundaries? I remember getting a letter a few years ago with my street car assessment. I didn’t know anything about it. Looked it up, & they were off by a block.

@QuintonLucasKC Yet, in our town, our rail (streetcar) is not publicly funded. It should be paid for by everyone, like highways and roads.

@PeteMundo @tonylovasco I think Tony’s point is that government should stay out of business and they should be able to be open whenever they want. But Tony would complain about paying overtime for the additional LEOs required, me thinks.

@tonylovasco Cities can opt out of the 23 hours, as I understand it. Is that not correct?

Don’t forget the whole reason Kansas and Missouri legislatures even gave the option to allow bars to stay open 23 hours per day is that they wanted to justify spending nearly $100 million of your money on the World Cup.

@QuintonLucasKC @Chiefsdynasty24 Make this law: KCPD must keep all video of an arrest (including stop, investigation, and detention) at least until the criminal statute of limitations has passed. Seems logical, right? Destroying video after six mos or a year appears sketchy/unethical when the SOL is 3 yrs.

@InCoggKneeToe @Chiefsdynasty24 We indeed do make laws.

I respect fun. I respect freedom. But, Kansas City doesn't need bars operating 23 hours. I've introduced an item that would leave bar operating hours to their standard operating times (3AM some; 1:30 others; etc) during the World Cup--rather than 23 hours permitted by the state.

@QuintonLucasKC @Chiefsdynasty24 You can make laws without the city council?

@Chiefsdynasty24 @QuintonLucasKC What does the mayor have to do with DWI? He doesn’t make or enforce the laws. That’s not his job.

@QuintonLucasKC But you will let kids run around your city with AR15s and be soft on DWI….

@ThrowingStonz @QuintonLucasKC @BlackThanos22 The additional overtime we’d need to pay KCPD, for starters.

@QuintonLucasKC @BlackThanos22 why not let the bars increase income during the WC? tell me why not? REVENUE used to be an incentive. now wielding power seems to be the gig.

@DonKeyusmc @QuintonLucasKC You want to pitch in for all the overtime we’ll need for all the officers?

So just disregard the new law that Missouri lawmakers have passed that allows these bars and restaurants to temporarily extend their hours and sell alcohol for 23 hours a day during the World Cup?? I didn’t know a Mayor could override state law, sounds something like authoritarian dictator would do.

@ParadoxPopper @CygnusSlaughter @TheRabbitHole @elonmusk So they’re making $120k/yr by working for $12 an hour? Genius!

@CygnusSlaughter @TheRabbitHole @elonmusk Unfortunately, you're wrong. They are doing well because they are undercutting American wages for jobs that businesses really don't want to pay American wages at. They are doing well because they infiltrate hiring teams and only hire their own ethnicity. It is all fraud.

@3MCattleCo @MargoMartin47 @POTUS Nah, Brittany liked one post. You have no idea how Pat thinks politically.

@MargoMartin47 @POTUS I guess I need to set something straight..all of you saying "your' qb are ignorant....Mahomes and his wife are big Trump supporters and for two...slaps just gained a bunch of normal customers and lost deranged ones..I promise they won't miss you when they have us! 🤷‍♂️

“How’s Mahomes doing?! You tell the people we love him!”  @POTUS speaks with the owners of Slap’s BBQ from Kansas City 🇺🇸

@KrownCityKing @MargoMartin47 @POTUS @SLAPs_BBQ I’m with you. I own a small business, & I would NEVER kiss that ring. I would take that opportunity to tell that disgusting egomaniacal sociopath that his approval rating is as low as his IQ. Plenty of good ‘cue in KC. Me: No blue hair, no nose ring, straight, top 1% earner.

@MargoMartin47 @POTUS Too bad. @SLAPs_BBQ was one of the best. I’ll never go back and will steer the many visitors downtown away from it forever now.

@Blue_Arizocsgn @aviatior22 @DavidoPolice My guess would be he’s MAGA who claims to be “AmErIcA fIrSt” but supports the war with Iran because TRUMP!

@aviatior22 @DavidoPolice Here we have one of the America First crowd. This will be taught in history books as the reason the United States failed and caused the collapse of western democracy

Many Americans today have mixed opinions about Barack Obama. Some admire him, others criticize him. But for those of us who come from outside, the reality is often different. Believe it or not, no American president has ever left such a strong impression around the world as Barack Obama. He embodied hope, respect, intelligence, and dialogue. He represented a powerful image of America: open, inspiring, and close to the people. For many of us, Obama was not just a president; he was a symbol. A symbol that everything is possible, that social background, skin color, or personal history should never be limits. He restored confidence to millions of young people around the world. He spoke to the world with dignity, calm, and responsibility. He knew how to unite instead of divide. No matter the internal political debates, internationally, Barack Obama will forever remain one of the most respected, loved, and admired American presidents. His legacy goes beyond borders. And his name will remain engraved in history.

@ocLilium @olabrownnee @PatrickMahomes He threw a strike when he threw the first pitch for the Royals. This looks like it might have been for Texas Tech or something else.

@olabrownnee @PatrickMahomes so baseball games have a ceremonial “first pitch” where before the game starts. usually this is done by a figure important to the city, which is why patrick mahomes threw out a pitch for the royals. he also was a high school pitcher and was even drafted to the mlb

Chill chill chill. Thought we deleted all footage of this 🤣🤣🤣

@Mafioso_716 @PatrickMahomes Patrick was drafted as a pitcher, also. This was a fluke.

@PatrickMahomes Damn son, wasn't your dad a professional pitcher?

@Blake1322492083 @nbcsnl Uh…we don’t protest a king VISITING because that has nothing to do with why we’re protesting.

@nbcsnl They really missed out on a “gimme” which was no kings protestors don’t show up when an actual king steps foot on American soil.

Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!

@dth1971 @nbcsnl Vanguard

@nbcsnl R.I.P. Spirit Airlines, gone into airline heaven with Pan AM, National, Western, Continental, TWA, Braniff, ValuJet, Midway, PSA, US Air/Allegheny, People Express, Eastern, Republic, Northwest, Piedmont, and others I can't remember...

@wilsospam @swifferwins Thank you so much! I used to listen to the buzz. I thought I tuned to 93.3 and it wasn’t pop/top 40 anymore, but I’ll try again.

@InCoggKneeToe @swifferwins 96.5 the buzz! they were an alternative rock/indie/softcore rock but post syndication it’s a sports channel. The “oldies” rock channel isn’t half bad it’s 98.9. Gets a little hurtful what they consider oldies sometimes but that’s a me problem 😂 93.3 for pop/top40 type stuff

dude what did kansas city and st. louis do to artists lately to be left completely out over and over again