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McLovin The Master Simp
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McLovin The Master Simp
@InNeedOfMusic
Pissing off Twitter debaters since 2015. Cuz who uses Twitter unironically? 😂 (23. Still trying to learn things, but the ignorant make that hard to achieve)
A Random Basement, Candy Land Katılım Eylül 2015
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@Justin12_81 @FreedumSocks @basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva I do hear it at every sporting event. I also hear “My House” by Flo Rida at every home sports game. Doesn’t mean that’s a classic either. Thunderstruck isn’t even their best song lol
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@InNeedOfMusic @FreedumSocks @basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva Cmon dude. You really saying Thunderstruck isn't a classic? You dont hear it at every sporting event in America?
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@Justin12_81 @FreedumSocks @basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva It’s not a classic though. “Ya mama” and “Yer face” are classics. Calling someone a homosexual? Really? Homosexual is the Thunderstruck of insults in that out of shape 45+ yo dads still think it’s the shit meanwhile the rest of the world realized better things came out since
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@InNeedOfMusic @FreedumSocks @basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva Eh, I agree. But you can't beat the classics though.
Case & Point: What you said all applies to AC/DC, zero creativity, sane somg for 40 yrs. therefore....lame?
Idk, thunderstruck is a certified hood classic.
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@basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva They may or may not be homosexual, but that doesn’t change that you sound like a RAGING idiot flapping your gums about a washed fighter who’s most notable footnote in recent history was being convicted of rape 👈😎👈
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@Justin12_81 @FreedumSocks @basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva Not really a matter of being offended. It’s just kinda stupid to use sexuality as an insult. Like really? I’m gay? That’s really the best you got? Don’t be lame, get creative.
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@FreedumSocks @basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva Eh, its coming back. Try to keep up. We aren't as outraged abd offended as we were as a society in 2018-2025.
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Boomer landlord: rent is going up $300 next month.
Me: that’s the third increase in two years.
Boomer landlord: costs go up. That’s business.
Me: my salary hasn’t gone up in two years.
Landlord: that’s between you and your employer.
Me: so your costs are my problem but my costs are also my problem.
Landlord: …
Me: how many properties do you own.
Landlord: seven. What does that have to do with anything.
Me: just wondering who’s absorbing whose costs here.
Landlord: …
Landlord: rent is due on the first.
Funny how the person who owns seven properties never has to absorb anything.
That’s just called being a landlord.
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BOOMER MOM: “You eat out too much.”
GEN Z: “I cook every night.”
BOOMER MOM: “Groceries can’t be that expensive.”
GEN Z: “I spent $310 last week.”
BOOMER MOM: “For one person?!”
GEN Z: “Eggs are $7. Chicken is $9 a pound.”
BOOMER MOM: “You’re shopping wrong.”
GEN Z: “Store brand. Sales. Coupons. Everything.”
BOOMER MOM: “We fed a family of four for $100 a week.”
GEN Z: “That was 1987.”
BOOMER MOM: “Excuses.”
Walmart made $16 billion in profit last year.
Grocery bills up 36% since 2020.
But sure.
I just don’t know how to shop.
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Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.
You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

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“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”
Maybe because:
• They graduated into a pandemic
• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse
• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%
• Watched a world war start before they turned 25
• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from
• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled
• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown
• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless
• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs
• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire
• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill
But yeah.
It’s the avocado toast.
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@crystalkingpen @WWE @MasonRook_wwe You speaking French over? What’s with this “we” shit? Stfu with your milk toast ass taste in wrestling lol
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@WWE @MasonRook_wwe Again with this fat piece of shit? We don’t want this motherfucker on tv
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This is what the founding fathers had to say about religion btw.

Secretary Marco Rubio@SecRubio
From our country’s beginning, for as long as America has embodied freedom and exceptionalism, the soul of our nation has been rooted in the Christian faith. Today we gather, as our forefathers did on this day centuries ago, to rededicate our nation to God.
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question: if god is real, would he be more accepting of an athiest that is a good person over a christian who's a bad person?
Tokyo@otokyo
Dear atheist, What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along? You lose.
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@GeauxSox_ @Teddy_Yzzub @McNasty @Redbedman Ahhhhhh he said the thing. Ahhhh he called me a chud. Next he's gonna tell me fuck my feelings. Watch watch watch wait for it.
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@GeauxSox_ @Teddy_Yzzub @McNasty @Redbedman Brother you've been out of this conversation what the actual fuck are you smoking and pass it this way lol literal brainlet
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crazy how they think some random comedian should be held to a higher standard than the literal president
TONY™@TONYxTWO
Trump’s “post” went too far but Druski’s did not? Selective outrage at its finest.
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