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McLovin The Master Simp

@InNeedOfMusic

Pissing off Twitter debaters since 2015. Cuz who uses Twitter unironically? 😂 (23. Still trying to learn things, but the ignorant make that hard to achieve)

A Random Basement, Candy Land Katılım Eylül 2015
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McLovin The Master Simp
McLovin The Master Simp@InNeedOfMusic·
The King of Staten Island. A movie everyone needs to watch. An honest and beautiful story about mental health and the battles against depression and mental scarring. Pete Davidson nailed it. Hopefully Hollywood will stop needlessly shitting on him for being outside the norm now.
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Arno About@basedbrickpush1·
Zero chance Connor loses tonight. Bet your house, bet your mom's house, bet your loif on Connor McGregor. Man is fully roided up, has a titanium leg and hasn't had to go through a horrible weight cut. Max will be lucky to get out of the octagon in one piece
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McLovin The Master Simp@InNeedOfMusic·
@Justin12_81 @FreedumSocks @basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva It’s not a classic though. “Ya mama” and “Yer face” are classics. Calling someone a homosexual? Really? Homosexual is the Thunderstruck of insults in that out of shape 45+ yo dads still think it’s the shit meanwhile the rest of the world realized better things came out since
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McLovin The Master Simp@InNeedOfMusic·
@basedbrickpush1 @Brinks4eva They may or may not be homosexual, but that doesn’t change that you sound like a RAGING idiot flapping your gums about a washed fighter who’s most notable footnote in recent history was being convicted of rape 👈😎👈
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Uzi@UziCryptoo·
Insane how the US celebrated 250 years of freedom when none of us who live here are actually free. We are owned by banks, exploited by billionaires, and controlled by two parties that sell us out at every turn. “FREEDOM” is just the illusion they sell to hide the cage.
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Satan@s8n·
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Jeremy@jeremyct·
Boomer landlord: rent is going up $300 next month. Me: that’s the third increase in two years. Boomer landlord: costs go up. That’s business. Me: my salary hasn’t gone up in two years. Landlord: that’s between you and your employer. Me: so your costs are my problem but my costs are also my problem. Landlord: … Me: how many properties do you own. Landlord: seven. What does that have to do with anything. Me: just wondering who’s absorbing whose costs here. Landlord: … Landlord: rent is due on the first. Funny how the person who owns seven properties never has to absorb anything. That’s just called being a landlord.
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Uzi@UziCryptoo·
BOOMER MOM: “You eat out too much.” GEN Z: “I cook every night.” BOOMER MOM: “Groceries can’t be that expensive.” GEN Z: “I spent $310 last week.” BOOMER MOM: “For one person?!” GEN Z: “Eggs are $7. Chicken is $9 a pound.” BOOMER MOM: “You’re shopping wrong.” GEN Z: “Store brand. Sales. Coupons. Everything.” BOOMER MOM: “We fed a family of four for $100 a week.” GEN Z: “That was 1987.” BOOMER MOM: “Excuses.” Walmart made $16 billion in profit last year. Grocery bills up 36% since 2020. But sure. I just don’t know how to shop.
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Ron wright@ronsterd89·
Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number. When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion. You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.
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Uzi@UziCryptoo·
“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK” “GEN Z DOESN’T DATE” “GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES” “GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS” “GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE” Maybe because: • They graduated into a pandemic • Job hunted into an AI apocalypse • Entered the housing market when rates hit 8% • Watched a world war start before they turned 25 • Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from • Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled • Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown • Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless • Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs • Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire • Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill But yeah. It’s the avocado toast.
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El $cante@crystalkingpen·
@WWE @MasonRook_wwe Again with this fat piece of shit? We don’t want this motherfucker on tv
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