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@NORMIESGETOUT2 @InternetH0F Agreed, definitely stay away from that state. California and New York are where ya wanna be. 😀

@InternetH0F If I was Canadian I would completely avoid moving to any of these places, especially Texas. Everyone has guns in Texas and you will probably get shot by a stray bullet from their daily pistol duels. In fact, I wouldn't bother moving to the US at all. I would just stay in Canada.

The Top 10 worst states to live in for 2026, according to CNBC: 1. Tennessee 2. Texas 3. Indiana 4. Louisiana 5. Georgia 6. Utah 7. Missouri 8. Alabama 9. Oklahoma 10. Arkansas

@japan_nobunaga Boating accident…

Be honest with me, Americans 🇺🇸 Do you actually own a gun? In Japan, I have never seen a real one. Not once. Not at a friend's house. Not in a drawer. Never. But online, every American just goes "oh, mine's in the nightstand" like it's a phone charger 🔌 So now I'm genuinely curious: What's YOUR gun? The very first one you ever got? Is this normal everywhere in the US? Or just some states?

And here you are, talking about Tech…

@Tom4175 @Chef_602 I had forgotten that Colorado was in the B12

@Chef_602 Cut UCF, Cincinnati, WV, and Colorado. I know it is cut 1, but that is my order if I get more wishes.

Cut 1, Keep 15 Big12 teams

@FreddyLA7 That’s one of the smallest Buc-ee’s you’ll ever see.

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

@ray_pedigo @DoughGoesIn @jen_schro @johneverett31 Gun Up pendejo!

@jen_schro @johneverett31 I think I speak for all of UF fans Tech is the trashiest program we have maybe ever had hit the field for softball what a disgrace to the sport we all love and know I HATE the thought of this being the new normal just pathetic F Tech

You gotta shake their hands man.

@FeelsLikeRain17 @MattHayesCFB @usatodaysports Thank you for the giggles

@MattHayesCFB @usatodaysports Cody Campbell and Texas Tech are the biggest problem in college football, but they have this bizarre campaign going on saying they’re the only people that can solve all of college football’s problems.

Sources tell @usatodaysports: Sorsby case will be filed and heard in Lubbock (Texas) District Court. usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

That’s a crazy take. Tech was an Elite 8 team with Toppin. I’d trust Buff and McC a bit more if I were you…they’ve earned it.

@BuffThe806GM 😂😂😂

Check your DM. I’ll give you everything we’re doing and what we got going on to ease your mind.

@RedRaiderSxape Mad respect for the post…but it makes me hate you also.

Grant lands his first commitment !

@REDMFRAIDER11 Eff me, not this shit again…

Just got a text. All I can say is WOW. Stay tuned…

@CBBcels No guy has hand writing like that…it’s a woman’s handwriting,

I work as a waiter at a nicer restaurant in Indianapolis and I waited on Nate Oats today. I jokingly asked if he was rooting for Auburn over Tulsa in the NIT championship. This is what he left. Fuck my life

“Every single time — EVERY single time — a real shooting war starts, the retirement plan quietly disappears and the Warthog shows back up doing the job no other aircraft on Earth does as well.”

@Isegoria @BskiMike22802 Wow, that was awesome. Thank you!

@rpitcock2 I have some serious wisdom that ima bout to drop on you…don’t watch.

RED RAIDERS HELP! I'm in Curacoa, YouTube TV nor TBS is available. How can I watch the game?

@GoodmanHoops @TheFieldOf68 Are they replacing it for the finals…or for next year?

The Big 12 has decided to go back to the normal floor after 3 of the 4 semifinal coaches made the decision along with Commissioner Brett Yormark, source told @TheFieldOf68. There were injury concerns moving forward with the new floor - especially after the injury to Texas Tech’s Christian Anderson.

@alt_w_v_g Dang, you overpaid…by a lot.

Went to the car dealership Saturday Wife wants a new SUV Salesman walked over and said "what are we looking for today?" I said "what's your margin on the Tahoe?" He laughed I said "I'm not joking. What's the invoice price versus the sticker and what holdback does the dealer get from GM?" He stopped laughing My wife said "we're just browsing" We were not just browsing I brought a spreadsheet Printed Color coded Blue for inputs Black for calculations I showed him the comparable transaction analysis I ran on every Tahoe sold within 50 miles in the last 90 days He said "sir this is a car dealership" I said "and these are the comps" He went to get his manager The manager came out Looked at my spreadsheet Looked at me Said "where do you work?" I said "private equity" He said "that explains it" My wife was already in the lobby pretending she didn't know me We got the Tahoe $4,200 below sticker She didn't thank me But the savings speak for themselves You are welcome Sent from my iPhone

I never honestly thought Iran would come out with a plan this brutal but what we’re seeing looks like pure strategic domination. The target selection alone shows this wasn’t some emotional retaliation; it was calculated destruction. Whoever designed this isn’t just smart

@CycloneLarry69 Did you just gloat about owning Baylor? Made me giggle

We own Houston, Baylor, and non conference teams. We split home and home with Arizona and Kansas. Texas Tech and BYU own us. We lose 3 head scratchers a year. It’s just the way we are I guess

His name is Uncle Daddy…and yeah, you were right. Sorry POS Uncle Daddy had me fooled.