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@brandi_love @atensnut

3 for me.

@IfindRetards @EW Shaqaroni

@EW Ummmm what?!

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@IfindRetards @YouKnoImHim Can I double down?

@YouKnoImHim Double up

If you have a blue ✔️ you're retarded. This is only valid for 24 hours

@washghost1 @DrClownPhD My man.

@DrClownPhD 6 all day

12 😍

@NewsFlash_12 @EdKrassen @WhiteHouse He’s a large gay. He can’t help it.

@EdKrassen @WhiteHouse Chill the fuck out.

@DrClownPhD @KevinSzabo14 My bad. I’ll stop.

@KevinSzabo14 Bro, stop DMing me for sex. I told you I’m not that kind of guy.

One of my favourite films of all time is- “The wolf of Wall Street” In that movie there is a scene from Jordan Belfort played my Leonardo DiCaprio that always stuck with me. When you have problems in your life. And you are running low on money. You need to “pick up the phone and start dialing”. This could be used as a metaphor as “when life gives you problems, man up and fix them” Are you struggling on X to book clients? Start DMing people, start sending cold DMs and START DIALING! Even with near 50k followers this is how I close most of my clients. I go to them, I don’t wait for some miracle for them to come find me. Stay hard.

@scottmelker But Scott. If they don’t rob the wealthy then they will never be able to skim some of that cash as it passes through their hands into “charitable” causes that are not “fixable” via money.

This is such BS.

@ValentinaForUSA @NYCMayor @TheWNBPA @T_Cloud4 Everyone knows this but won’t say it. Even the cuck mayor.

@NYCMayor @TheWNBPA @T_Cloud4 Let’s be honest. Nobody watches The wnba, & they’re not even profitable. They’re taking money that belongs to the men that actually have to carry these women on their backs.

One person in this photo deserves a 20% WNBA revenue share and it’s not me. Congratulations to @TheWNBPA on their historic labor agreement.

@sportdrink I give you fugg. There’s a huge difference.

I won't tolerate anyone giving guff to me on this site

As X’s #1 reply guy, I’ve never been more scared of a new feature.

@amishdude Get em done right.

I think it’s time for cornrows. First Amish with cornrows

@sportdrink Do you boo

Yall mind if I chill the f word out tonight?

@PredsNHL Yall gay.

For the freedom to live authentically and boldly 🏳️‍🌈

@dom_lucre This is from his breakout new song “fent lean”

@Inspirenaire It’s common for back door to open to the outside.

When a door swings outward, the hinges are exposed on the outside. And those little hinge pins? If someone wanted to break in, all they’d have to do is pop the pins out… and remove the door. That’s why even though it’s not technically a defect, it’s something its always noted in an inspection.

@sportdrink Was Minnie Mouse in fact “serving cunt”?

We just fired an intern for 1. using his PTO to go to Disneyland and 2. saying that Minnie Mouse was "serving cunt" Any questions?

@DubzyOnceAgain I knew it.

Only people I’ve jacked off to can respond to this

@Duke_Lucas_ i thought it was funny. maybe it would be woke if it was a one off, but druski clowns EVERYONE! and no one does whiteface better.

@mikebassett__ @sportdrink @SSB_Rick 1. what type of alcohol he drinks? 2. when did he start drinking every day? 3. how much did he need to drink every day? 4. how long has he been drinking? 5. how has his drinking negatively affected his life/relationships? you know, context n sheeeeeeeeit

@sportdrink @SSB_Rick How much more do you need

My name is Chris and I’m an alcoholic. Here’s to my 12th day of being sober. My mind is getting more clear and the urge is slowly fading. I do have my moments, but I’ll work through them. If I can do this, so can you!

@EmiMelker 🤣💀

@In_Case_Im_Fake Someone’s got to control the puck

The cover photo does say “smashville”