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InfernalWheel

@InfernalWheel

Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom. Not Interested. No lists. Male, he/him

Wisconsin, USA Katılım Mayıs 2015
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InfernalWheel
InfernalWheel@InfernalWheel·
If youve ever sneezed & blew out your shoulder, welcome to your 50s.
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Carmella Cannoli
Carmella Cannoli@piccolobutt·
Stop using dipping sauces on pizza. It’s disrespectful to the pie.
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pamplemousse
pamplemousse@CushieButt·
even if you don't know your body does
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Maddy मॅडी 🥭🌺👗
The good part about being too lazy to apply makeup is that you can continue to be lazy and not remove it.
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m@skitzocat·
the urge to sit when u see a surface to sit on
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l!v
l!v@bpddestroyer·
I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider
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DJB
DJB@Skinwalker5110·
I'm like a cat. I'll slap anything I don't understand.
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j e a n@jeanisalunatic·
Full moons are so extra on the first day of a new month.
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Natalie Would
Natalie Would@_NatalieWould·
*gets into an existential debate with CAPTCHA*
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Mr.Carter
Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted·
Talking to yourself is fun until someone else hears it
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LowBudgetMuthafucka
LowBudgetMuthafucka@LowBudgetMofo·
I'm trying to grow as a person fuckface
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demsybean
demsybean@demsybean·
i asked an interviewer something she liked about her job and she said "i've only been here three months" thank you so much for that glowing review linda
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
Sending my regards to the people who have to deal with me today.
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
Trying to explain that a "clear liquid diet" doesn't include the secret lasagna hidden in the bedside table.
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
*stirring Mac N' Cheese Everything reminds me of her
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
The human body being able to stretch to obesity seems like a really big design flaw.
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Buddawiggi
Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawicki·
A draft just saying you, but it is pointing
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
Them: Any plans tonight? Me: *laughs in introvert
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Buddawiggi
Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawicki·
Anxiety’s opposite is sadness. Good luck.
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Man of Letters
Man of Letters@manofletterz·
Remember being a dick is a decision
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