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Making the cast look like they haven’t got a clue is part of the fun 😂 and I’m here for it! #TheTraitorsuk #traitorsuk

😆But the show is playing the cast as well. Claude said “be really descriptive about the doors” and the bods are so suggestible, vulnerable and helpless that they follow her instructions exactly to the letter, chucking common sense out the window Epic misdirection! #TheTraitorsuk

Loved that 😆

Second that. The bros have gone bad. But I liked Jake for seeing Linda’s spectacular self-outing. He may yet return to the light #TraitorsUK

Rowing-fuel-gold challenge was a hoot, enducing scattered brains among the traitors. Finesse was required and likeable blunderbuss Armani gawn, obvs. Maia must go next - she’s of no use to the traitors. Best to get the numbers down I reckon. #Traitorsuk

I think I just spied Mr O’Connor actually holding down a laugh at BoJo’s ludicrous answers 👀#BorisJohnson #covidenquiry

Boris Johnson is a lying, slithering fool. I can’t believe he thinks anyone is believing this! Poor Mr Keith is having to speak to BoJo like a 3-year-old! No offense to 3-year-olds. #CovidInquiry #borisjohnson

#hertz @Hertz you are so bad. The worst. I can’t even face going into detail but if you have it your way I’m a couple of grand down. Even your staff know how rubbish you are.

@WomensPrize part 2 So I was wondering if you a) will release any more tickets or b) whether you do returns and to ask if I can go on a list? Any help would be really appreciated. thanks

Hello there @WomensPrize part 1 I REALLY enjoyed the event last year and was poised to get tickets the minute I heard about it. My 2 friends got tickets, but by the time I was able to visit the website all the tickets (c. £32) were all sold out. I'm totally gutted!

A fantastic peak behind the curtain at some of our best selling authors - with one of the finest in the business - ⁦@rcharkin⁩

To all my lovely women - friends and colleagues - remember we are strong, wise and beautiful xx Happy #InternationalWomenDay

@GNetworkComms it's ok - i'm sorted. thanks

@Ingerskk @Ingerskk dm us your details we will send a email to you to do this 😀

@GNetworkComms hi aim trying to refer a neighbour and your link isn't working - can you help?

This is what you get -

My boy’s in here. I did the customising! #love #WorldAfroDay

@dominiccampbell True. We’re a bit totally fucked. xx

@StephenMerchant Fabulous!

Throwing my hat in the ring for the six-part TV farce:

This govt a laughing stock, absolutely pathetic, corrupt, inept, immoral, talentless, devoid of many things human. I could go on. But I read this @guardian front page and wondered, what the fuck has happened to this country. I’m appallingly amazed.

@ShappiKhorsandi enjoyed your set! Why aren’t you in bar?’ My blonde friend was a poly girl but misunderstood the order of your questions! Xxx