Baby Ebi

@menyaaaaaaaaaaa Doh, dear.

@IniyeEbi I try. I don’t even go close to anything that has sedatives.

The sleep paralysis I experienced this morning was too scary. What made it worse was the dream I had before it started. I’m still not convinced that it’s just science.

@Ruby_Damie The F will be very large. Add googly eyes and circle it with a permanent marker.

An examiner was marking WAEC scripts, then he saw this. What would you do if you were him?

@DrMel_ Lol. It's normal.

Honestly nobody rage baits you like your family members.. it strikes a different kinda nerve

@IyegereS Foot hair? 😭😭😭😭

There are beauty standards, and then there are Asian unrealistic beauty standards

@Deethevan Don't worry, let's go and report her together. She should have prayed for your bad character instead.

You’ll be on my own, chilling on a Sunday afternoon and people will just intentionally get you angry. Anyways, walk with me guys. Last year, this aunty was part of our RBC accommodation plan, she came alone ooo, like a slippers with one leg, and we all had a great experience. Few minutes ago, after activating this year accommodation plans on our group chat, she picked up her phone and called me, “Dami, please add me to your accommodation plans for RBC this year, but a room for me and my husband”. I pretended like I didn’t hear her, she repeated it, “FOR ME AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE BLA BLA BLA”. Okay, I responded with , no issues, I gat you my guy because I was still not angry. What got me angry? She now went on to say👇 “Dami, please next year 2027, don’t come to RBC alone okay? I’ll add you as part of me and my husbands RBC2026 prayers”. Like she literally wrote me off, RBC2026 is 5 months away, and she wrote me off that I can’t deliver? She had to start talking about 2027? Omo, this one no be my friend again ooo, make I first go report her to her pastor and church council. Make she know say I no dey joke.

@notsofinefgs You dey vex o.

stop calling me super dad, i’m not your father you bloody mongrel

@Munalozy Banga soup? Anambra? How?

Which state makes the best banga soup? For me, I think it's Anambra.

@MissAlly_01 🤣🤣🤣🤣

People say that sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a pillow before, so I can’t be 100% sure.

@yetunede 😭😭😭😭Why?

Earlier today, I wanted to cross the road and went to meet this guy. You won’t believe that we both ended up going to meet one mummy and she crossed us safely. 😌

@Belteiin 😭😭😭😭

@IniyeEbi Hello, On a straight line😂💔

Anybody wey get less than 500k for their account make them use them do squid game.

@Belteiin You know these things.

@IniyeEbi I agree😂🤝🏻, Delta's special

Madiga is better than bread!

@AkanfePaul @arojinle1 Wey the ones wey you lay?

@arojinle1 The idiot fine oo! Why she con Dey lay that kind ugly eggs 🙆🤦‍♀️🙄🙄😂

I just learnt something new today. When I saw this post, I immediately thought they were killdeer eggs. But then, we don't have killdeers in Nigeria. I started researching which Nigerian bird lays eggs like these and I found that lapwing's eggs are like this. Till today, I had no idea of how lapwing eggs look like. Now, I just did.

@arojinle1 Good. Now, what is a lapwing?

@buchi_mane3 So that's not a lemur?

What’s the breed of your dog in the second frame

@d4nnytye Where do you find such men? How do I get one?

when i sent a guy a feet pic once and he replied ‘you’ve sprained your ankle before and you didn’t let it heal properly’

@Umarkaoje_ I'm going to be hooting and hollering. Anybody wey wan form maturity, make e no follow me go.

them fit chase me comot cinema that day

@MrMekzy_ You and me, man. You and me.

The older I get, the stayer I home.

@Deethevan But do people ask single people for advice?

Okay folks, no more free consultations. 🤝