NWC Injury Report

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Travis Moore ("I'm on NWC injury report? That's a...*tips hat, winks at camera*...Travis-ty!") is out for the season.

Buckley's varsity boys suffer major setback as Denver Cade's tree fort collapses during team bonding, killing 2.

J. Rogers (explaining to parents he only bought male enhancements so he can tell girls "but wait, theres more!" like Billie Mays) is on IR.

To make matters worse, Jaden Prevost (involved in fucked up love triangle with Winnie the Pooh and Piglet) has been suspended by MHSAA.

Leland soccer takes another hit, announcing Miranda Harrison cannot control her instincts & has flown north for the summer with her flock.

Zach Therrien (quicksand!), Hunter Gushurst (kidnapping himself) and Reis Skrocki (each eye sees different IG filters) are day-to-day.

RJ Kennis (has all season 8 of 'The Voice' on DVR to watch this Sunday and will be damned if someone tells him who won) just quit baseball.

Hope Rahn (shot by cop for being an unarmed black man. Rules are rules.) has been placed on injured reserve for Glen Lake track.

L. Munoz (big bad wolf blew house down) and V. Fierberg (evil stepmom is making her clean while sisters attend royal ball) are day-to-day.

Rest in peace Abby Burgess of FHS, yet another one of the NWC's vibrant and unique personalities that has left us far too soon.

BREAKING: Frankfort JV coach Dave Jackson, as well players Jackson Confer and Kirk Meyers will make the 6pm game despite drinking contest.

Last nights trade deadline news: Buckley is officially tanking, trades Austin Paris, Denver Cade to Mesick for draft picks & subway coupons.

Aaron Orban ("they say I can't play but that's what they told Jackie Robinson and look what happened") is attempting a high school comeback.

Eva Grobbel (feeding ducks, waiting for her greeting card career to take off) should be considered doubtful for Leland.

Javonté Rayford (spelling "I love you" in candles and singing 'forever' by Chris Brown on ex's lawn) is listed as doubtful.