The Flowstate Ronin 🥷👻⚔️🌪️

@premierleague Difference is that Henry and KDB didn't only play 40 games those seasons!

Among the greats. ✨ Bruno Fernandes goes level with Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne for the most assists in a Premier League season.

@Ayo__musco W

The Weeknd was asked if he’s bigger than Michael Jackson because he has more monthly listeners, and he responded: “Never ever compare me to the GOAT 🐐. Spotify numbers don’t mean you’ve reached Michael Jackson’s level. In his prime, nobody alive is touching that man not even me.”

@fuckdumfanboys @KingPhelz Will never be as low as 9th though loool

@IntensifiesHype @KingPhelz What's even funnier is that you're still going to hit new lows, every other fanbase seems to be able to see it except you guys lol

Chelsea will play one match per week next season with their 45 players squad.

@FabrizioRomano Sure buddy!

Xabi Alonso’s message to Chelsea fans: “Chelsea is one of the biggest clubs in world football and it fills me with immense pride to become manager of this great club”. 
“From my conversations with the ownership group and sporting leadership, it is clear we share the same ambition. We want to build a team capable of competing consistently at the highest level and fighting for trophies. ‘There is great talent in the squad and huge potential at this football club and it will be my great honour to lead it. Now the focus is on hard work, building the right culture and winning trophies”.

"Allah, Allah, who the fuck is Allah?" Little British patriots grow up.

@CFCRobL Because he plays for Man City!

Genuine qusetion, if you run into someone's line and make no effort to actually play the ball, instead knocking them off balance, why isn't that a foul? He didn't get his body across and shield it, he literally just ran into him and initiated the contact

@mehdirhasan 🤡

I'm trying to imagine Muslim kids chanting something similar about the Jewish or Christian faiths at a rally in London. The Prevent folks, counter-terrorism police, the entire British media would be all over the story, asking why Muslims are so extreme & brainwashing their kids.

@statmusefc 007 in domestic finals ya know 🤣

Chelsea last 7 domestic cup finals: 0 wins 0 trophies 7 losses The Agency.

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Rapunzel strand isn't cutting his hair in 2026 🤣

🚨 Broad agreement in place for Michael Carrick to become permanent head coach of Manchester United. Work continues between all parties to finalise contracts for Englishman & backroom staff after 2+1yr deal offered to former #MUFC midfielder @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72767…

@ManCity Thanks PGMOL

🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 20 trophies as our boss. Pep Guardiola. 🐐

@theeSNYDERVERSE From aura farm to aura debt!

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Tyson Fury’s 16-year-old daughter marries her 18-year-old fiancé.

@now_arsenaI Timber getting ready for the Champions League final

🚨Jurrien Timber is back in training for Arsenal ahead of the game against Burnley on Monday night.

@afcbournemouth I know Bournemouth got something for me against those cheating frauds Man City! Go and qualify for UCL

JK 🇳🇱💪

@4TheArsenal_ Cucksea!

Chelsea fans have become so confused about who they support that they’re now celebrating City winning the FA CUP over them. I guess this is what happens when you keep wanting other teams to beat Arsenal 🤣

@FabrizioRomano Why's he begging aura 🤦‍♂️🤣

🚨👑 OFFICIAL: Michael Olise wins Bundesliga Player of the Season Award. 39 G/A in 32 Bundesliga appearances. 15 goals, 19 assists. 🍻

@Arsenal Win this game!!!

Our energy. Emirates Stadium. Heading home one final time in 25/26 ⏭️

@Footballtweet Gimp

Cole Palmer hasn't taken the defeat well.

@Nino12x As if anyone is getting a penalty against City! Especially in a cup final

Feels like I’m repeating myself but NO PEN?????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣