{1% Full_stack Developer || 100% 3D Generalist}

So many people still relying on manual systems, spreadsheets, and human memory for core operations. Your business isn't a machine; it's a marathon. And every manual process is a staff salary you pay to perform a task a one-time investment could automate forever.

@favoritetechgal He's right on some accounts but it's obvious he may be speaking from a place of privilege

He was making sense until he said, you can't live in Nigeria, and expect to be paid a global rate... wtf

@ossynoya Hahaha😂😂 Guy you dey burst my head

Interview at moniepoint: so do you know JavaScript? Me: yes Interviewer: do you do hookups? Me: ??? Interviewer: what’s your body count Me: …. Interviewer: you’re not a culture fit for us sorry. Next applicant please.

@ossynoya Haa, I no know ooo, I no know when this one start

How hookup lifestyle and social media distraction they affect person wey wan write JavaScript 😭😭😭

@OfficialSamkayz The expectations are very unrealistic, in Nigeria they treat us like Nigerians and expect us to be Behave like Americans

Another reason they think we are not good enough in Nigeria is that they want us to know everything. It's only in Nigeria they will expect some with 1yrs experience to know Docker, Kubernetes, Messaging Queues, and advance DSA before they can employ you.

@Osi_Suave The cost of living in Nigeria is what will always affect Nigerians and everything related to our talent and workforce, No matter the salary they pay you, cost of living will still be hitting you back to back

Moniepoint CEO dey muzz me Ask him to pay global salaries he will start to stammer. That you cant find 500 people to fill roles is bullshit. He should just say he cant find people who will take a mountain of work for shitty salaries.

Women are not logical thinkers, they follow the crowd and the noise

@Aduradara61049 And that will be a blessing for real

If you don’t spend on your woman, another man will and she’ll be taken away from you.

@Joyful9362 It's absolutely reasonable, and good, you guys did it while you were young, But you guys love double standards though

When a 50 year old man is dating a 20 year old girl . What exactly is he looking for..

@viktorbensonyt Nigerian men are simps and lustful creatures, I've seen men in their 30s and 40s go for this type. And the worst part is how can you see this kind of woman and want to MARRY, that's stupid

A Nigerian man will see this woman and will do everything for her because 1. His friends will respect him because he can bag her 2. He will have the beautiful girl amongst his friends Nigerian men are addicted to wh0res and it can never change He will marry her and spend his life on her just to keep her with him And when he is exhausted, he will come and cry and say Nigerian women are terrible Meanwhile your spec and selection is your only problem This is the type of women all the influencers and celebrities would want to go for and they expect a wife from her?

@iamnasboi I fit fund am but eee get expiry date, once I don get wetin I want, I move on to the next. Big girl life style na for hoes not wife material but who am I to complain

@tessysmitha Honestly you can't do anything for him, time is money, that's what he told you really

I hate weak minded people. So because I said I wasn’t ready to be in a relationship with you then you decided to stop texting me ?? That’s childish abeg . Fix up

@YulEdochie You are serious traditional NEPO baby, even though you're still very correct anyway.

You think she’ll pity you when you cry? Impossible! The more you cry the more pain she’ll inflict on you. Women deal mercilessly with weak men. Rather than cry because of a woman, replace her with 4 new hot women and impregnate all of them at once. Then have 4 more as back up. Move like the King that you are.

@Dammi_Esq We call that serious lack of self esteem and self love

A woman leaves you during your struggles fair enough, nobody wants to suffer. But when you finally make it and you go back trying to win her again what do we call that?

@BalogunSonia4 Unfortunate circumstances, that's what it's called

Cheating on somebody you don’t wanna lose… with somebody you don’t even wanna keep is called what?

@UbongUdom_ @Benzo_Ndlovu That's right, pardon me, BANG.

@Interlude_8 @Benzo_Ndlovu Correction, bang...

I used to work with a guy who only dated “top corporate spec” girls ONLY 😂😂 You’d never see the brother with a struggling hun EVER. And he used to play them like chess 😂😂😂

@Dfw_ping34340 What else do you wanna give

Why is sex the only thing men ask for in return for their help??

@YulEdochie I need men to bow to me, what use are most women anyway... Stop glorifying them and give updates

If you’re a weak man, women will deal with you mercilessly. If you’re a strong man, they will bow to you.

@_Ajara_ And if you have 100k sleep with 4 of her type

If he ask for s£x, ask him 20k before s£x.

@MyHeartcode Not just broke, it's this mentality of how you see men and money that keeps men single... Peace is priceless

Why do men choose to be single these days, just because they're broke?

@MrManFocus Most women already all want the same things and it's very easy to read them

If a man flirts with you knowing you have a boyfriend, he doesn't think you're a great woman he thinks you're easy and not loyal.