H McLean

@Itswambuaa The ox spoke and said mooo

Kenya would be a beautiful country without Somalis

@msissob @ivymuthe Kwa Jomvu

@ivymuthe which part of Mombasa did you visit?

Unpopular opinion: Mombasa is one of the ugliest and most boring cities in the world. Were it not for the ocean, it would be useless.

@lynn_ngugi1 @AlinurMohamed_ This Karen can’t accept the generational entitlement she had is over. She thinks you can’t be successful business wise unless you evade taxes. Most of ths business are compliant $ do There annual returns . If I prove you with receipts, which other hate agenda do you have for us ?

“If Somalis decided to pull their resources out of Kenya, it will collapse in a day”..This is part of a statement by @AlinurMohamed_ By all means, pull your resources out of Kenya, let it collapse!! We will rebuild from scratch. Every time a conversation on how Eastleigh business are taxed arises, you see such statements. We won’t cave. Watu walipe tax!!

@yelele19 @__abdi_ Sitaki kurudi Somalia nataka nikutawale huku so that you continue complaining $ crying through the social media

@Inthehoud @__abdi_ Just go back to somalia

Ile ushuru Eastleigh wanalipa ungekua unajua haungekua ukiongea hivi.

@Weeleey6 Riggy looked like Nyakangi

Kumbe riggy G na ruto walijuana kitambo, Ruto betrayed his longtime friend

@KenyanSays She’s a retard, her allegations are false.

" No, I am not going to keep quiet "- Dadaab MP Farah Maalim has been accused by a woman claiming to be his ex-wife of attempting to steal her inheritance and plotting her kidnapping.

@AliAlibahanan @SamatarGuleid Bro his clans are suffering, it’s only his kinsmen are stealing

@SamatarGuleid If only she was from his clan!!

What Garissa Governor did is totally inhumane and unacceptable. If this is how he is talking and treating the vulnerable people of his county,Then he doesn’t deserve to be elected in any other seat coming 2027.

@ibrahimsimiyu4 @SamatarGuleid His biggest competitor alikuwa muuaji. We were between a rock and a hard place. We opted the lesser devil

@SamatarGuleid But they had other options on the ballot and chose the man let them pay the price.When you elect clowns expect the drama

@Alvinkariuki10 @muduabdull Labda awe MCA

@muduabdull Mohammed Shurie is going to clear that mess. He is the next Governor

Garissa has NATHIF as a Governor but the town is DIRTY Garissa has UDGOON as a women rep but the town is SMELLY Garissa has MAJOR as an Mp but THIEVES are running the show What a sad state of the great Garissa Town

@sholard_mancity Simply you are saying, “Jogoo la shamba haliwiki mjini?”

Ferdinand Omanyala finished 8th in the Diamond League 100m in Rome yesterday while Noah Lyles took the win. There is a pattern I have noticed over the years, and I may be wrong, but it is worth discussing. Omanyala often looks dominant in races where some of the biggest names in sprinting are absent. Yet when he lines up against athletes like Lyles and other elite American and Jamaican sprinters, the results often seem very different. This isn't an attack on Omanyala. He remains one of Kenya's greatest athletes and has carried the country's hopes in a discipline we were never known for. What I find interesting is understanding why this pattern appears to exist. Is it simply the higher quality of competition? Different race dynamics? The pressure that comes with major events? Panic? Or is it that the gap between being world-class and being the very best in the world is much bigger than most fans realize? Either way, it's a conversation worth having. Omanyala remains one of Kenya's greatest athletes regardless.

@KenyanSays Subhanallah! Nathief , is that what you could afford to give?

" Hakuna Mambo ya SHA hapa, we shika elfu moja uende utibiwe"- Garissa Governor Nathif Jama dismisses a sick woman, gives her KSh 1,000, and tells her to keep quiet and go to the hospital.

@NelsonHavi Tutakula mbuzi na tunasema Babu for Governor

There is no donation here. You are being bribed with money stolen from yourselves. The Kenyan electorate should refuse to de stupid!

@bakhita_esther “Bakhti” what’s in a name .

Kenya should not recognize such holidays, it is not an Islamic country.

@Mastardcesh Scarecrows opinions are invalid

Should we ban Somalis🇸🇴 hijab in Kenya???? .....to stop illegal Somali immigrants from sneaking across the border? Men are reportedly disguising themselves in full hijab, knowing police hesitate to stop or search Muslim ladies. The problem is especially bad in Eastleigh, where some claim political protection. Proponents argue it's time for strict Immigration Police Enforcement and a parliamentary bill to regulate such attire for security reasons. The big question is , Does Kenya's parliament have the will and brains to push this through???

@polo_kimanii Prioritize your personal hygiene and normalize taking shower twice. Meanwhile kujia deodorant Luthuli , I will pin the loc.

My brother Kevin,Unajua some of us work,Extremely hard. Mwanaume kama mimi kuambiwa nanuka jasho is not an insult,can never be. But you wouldn’t understand,when kairo employed you trying to rescue you from your underfunded alcoholism,2 hours later you were asleep under a car. Jasho utatoa wapi? You are a loser with a chronic illness I will not disclose. Claiming to have rich parents but the truth is your parents know very well you cannot survive without them,you are as feeble as a deflated penis. Umetoka rehab juzi day 2 umerudi kwa chingli. So how can you lecture a grown man like me whom families depend on, about sweating,you have never sweated. You only sweat when you’re fainting after imbibing chang’aa. Mimi ni mwanaume bana,my name is Kimani,not Cinderrela. You have no range to lecture me on hygiene,my sweat comes out as a previledge that I have done my part of the day,yours comes out as a punishment from your worn out cells

@InsecurityKE @DCI_Kenya Wamunyoro supporters has no agenda other than hooliganism. Torching M/Vs, grabbing guns . They are on a looting spree. Is this how to improve the economy?

WANTED: They grabbed a gun from a police officer during the Matatu strike in Wote town. The Main suspect wore a neon yellow T-shirt, black trousers, pink shoes and a striped woolen hat while carrying the firearm. The other wore an Arsenal jersey with blue jeans. @DCI_Kenya

@FallyMaxx @C_NyaKundiH Which CFS?

National Treasury CS John Mbadi has appointed former Industrialization Cabinet Secretary and ex-Barclays Bank of Kenya boss Adan Abdulla Mohamed as the new Commissioner General of the Kenya Revenue Authority. He will serve for three years, effective May 18, 2026.

@mohammedhersi Wamunyoro brigade

#whyilovekenya I have seen some of my fellow Kenyans disapproving of this France-Africa summit happening in Nairobi. If the same summit was hosted in Addis or Kigali, the same Kenyans would be frothing at the mouth about how Kenya has lost its mojo. Others even claim that we are betraying our West African brothers who parted ways with France. Kenya's foreign policy should be guided by Kenya's interests, not by other countries' grievances. France is the EU's 2nd largest economy with a massive tech, industrial, and agricultural ecosystem. A summit opens doors to aviation partnerships, agricultural exports like tea, coffee, and cut flowers, and tourism .France alone sends millions of tourists across Africa every year. These are tangible benefits: jobs, forex, and market access for Kenyan producers. France is also home to Airbus rivalling Boeing. As for "betraying" West Africa, each African nation navigates its own relationship with former colonial powers based on its own history and circumstances. Kenya was never a French colony. We carry no CFA franc burden, no French military bases, no Françafrique baggage. West African nations are sovereign and fully capable of advocating for themselves. Many of them, including Senegal and Côte d'Ivoire, still maintain active diplomatic and economic ties with France themselves. If they still engage Paris, who are we to boycott on their behalf? Should Kenya also boycott China over its treatment of African debt? Should we cut ties with the UK over colonial-era atrocities? Solidarity is important, but it cannot mean economic self-sabotage. We don't feed our children with pan-African slogans. We feed them with trade, investment, and opportunity. We must learn to separate Kenya The Republic from political parties. The moment you do that then you may wear the rational lens. As always I choose to remain an optimist

@son_of_uki @adan_zamuh Unfortunately you won’t become one. Multi millionaires think on how to invent not on how to penetrate

i swear on my grandfather's grave once i become a multi millionaire, black women will never see my nakedness again