Shaun Rayburn

bricked up rn what abt yall #legonews

@BreakfastBacon1 stick your foot thru the top of a kettlebell and lift up with ur leg and stop when your leg makes a 90 degree angle. Thats what helped me out

My hip flexors are so fucking tight

@CoachDarty every time ai get one it prompts me to go through a camera roll and memory cleanse

The Snapchat “random” section in memories j loves to show you the most heart wrenching reminders of the one that got away

@trafficjamhater We should hold up a train

Im down to rob a bank or something I hate working

WOOOOOOO… I’m Joe Dirt

@soxfraud I cried when George died #spoilerwarning

YES I watch young Sheldon the entire time I work. YES sometimes I will even just put my phone down and listen to the show like a podcast. YES we exist

My future wife is watching shark week right now

Fridge #dox

had a dream power went out at sky bar and it costed money to leave to everyone stayed and it became a murder mystery. Plus there was free pizza #takemeback

@HurtsFanpage never look back, the first week is the hardest

haven’t jacked off in a week. am i supposed to feel like better or something?

Up late pondering, Was chopped chin even chopped?

@MrDiamondBags @AddicusSapp “I wish I was high on potnuse”

Why are condoms so baggy

@AddicusSapp IM PATCHING IT

@Intoburnerverse Did they patch the quick add method?

I’ve concluded I will find my wife by approaching her in person and not through quick add #realshit

do girls even like chuds anymore?

Learned Stevie Ray Vaughan and now i’m watching magnificent Seven. I wish I was a cowboy

time for the daily facebook marketplace scroll

@jaylombardi87 shall I suggest?

I genuinely don’t know the last time I picked up a book and read that shit from cover to cover

I want to become a Stevie Ray Vaughan impersonator

zyn + my guitar> calc homework

@AddicusSapp Enjoyed the session bro, my pigtails are looking exquisite!

Who else up braiding their bush?