Coach Darty “Darts” McGraw

Was so hammered the other day I bought magnum condoms by mistake and I don’t know if it will stay on my #babydick please #lank how big these mfs are

Tapped in. Go fuck the worm this morning

@derek_dupont420 They’re the best

@CoachDarty I love whores

The SEC mind cannot comprehend what this means to the B1G #racklyn

Lost a damn good soldier today I could shed a tear

@bobbilly240 The golf gods do this to keep you coming back but boy do I love that shit Bob

Chipped in today over a bunker from about 30 yards on a par 5 for my first ever eagle today. Then 2 holes later drove it 335. Shots like that make you keep coming back for more

@dmoneyfr378028 Big time

@CoachDarty Holy fuck she finally did it

@CaseyFeltHer6 @edward1mcdonald 100%

@CoachDarty @edward1mcdonald Cookout in 5 respectfully

Braum’s is by far the best bag for your buck fast food and ice cream there is.

@GeorgeHWChud @Greg_Fuhhels Shit sucks

@Greg_Fuhhels @CoachDarty i had to get off ig and snap cause of this. it still sucks but the pain isnt worth the fomo not knowing what my retard friends are doing

The Snapchat “random” section in memories j loves to show you the most heart wrenching reminders of the one that got away

@liam23king We got this Liam

@CoachDarty Darts, it gets better eventually. Head high

@TommyBackshots See you there Lucas

@CoachDarty I’ll see u at the gym

Qué prefieres tetas o culos?? Yo Culos! 🍑

@SethParty @CoenBarr I’m a lot better ab it now, it’s my baby

@CoenBarr @CoachDarty used to carry around one of those fuckers and found a way to lose it

Who in the actual fuck needs a water bottle that big

@Greg_Fuhhels Couldn’t say it any better myself, it’s like it knows what it does to me

@CoachDarty I legitimately get one every other day that makes me want to blow my head off

@CootsMcNeil I kicked the sheets out his morning. Finishing a reign before 7:30 fucks the worm

Anybody else fuckin this worm today or what?

@TigerOnTit It sucks but someone’s gotta

@CoachDarty You just crush so many beers. Tough life

I think I have the same equivalent of bass thumb from twisting off so many beer caps

@bobbilly240 Damn right

@CoachDarty Beer thumb

@TigerOnTit @SethParty It sure is

@CoachDarty @SethParty It’s a science.

Something about a blonde with big tits #wife

@BrandonPollis Mhm

@CoachDarty #thatsbaseball

Had sex with her and all of a sudden the bird is more tolerable