Cory James

Y'all...@SUBWAY really had the nerve to send me TWO meatball subs W/O MEATBALLS on them! When we told the store they said they don't have anymore meatballs. WHY didn't you just call or cancel? Why would you send an empty sub and think that was OK? Baffled.

@Forbes Let's compare this to the number of kids that accidentally shoot themselves and then actually have a full conversation about how PARENTS don't know how to keep things out of their kids' reach or put them away safely.

The number of young children unwittingly eating cannabis edibles jumped 14-fold in five years, according to a new study published Tuesday in the journal Pediatrics, a growing concern as more states legalize recreational marijuana. trib.al/Pd2MTks

I just realized that I listen to audiobooks at 1.50x - 1.75x speed cause that's how fast I talk inside my head. Do people just talk slow when they read books out loud or is my brain moving too fast?

It literally drives me uptight that my almost 10 year old wants to join a sport. I have anxiety kid, you can't do this to me lol so many things go wrong.

As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.

@alderirish Game should have ended right then and there. Only thing I can think to compare it to is when Owen Hart died and they literally just went on with the show.

If you can postpone a game for some lightning in the area, you can postpone a game for someone maybe dying on the field. I think you will survive as a sports league.

ooh tough. My cat purr chirps and rubs his fuzzy head against me for kisses and drops like a dead weight on my chest for love. He also hunts rats and mice outside, though 😅

TRUE ANGEL IN BUFFALO 💯 A THREAD: A local woman received a call on Christmas Eve, “Hi, you don't know me but I have your brother.” The woman’s brother’s name is Joey. He is 64 years old and mentally disabled.

I thought I had beat the system of my brain by just writing [MC] instead of spending years thinking of JUST THE RIGHT name. But it's seriously killing the flow of my writing. She should have a name by now. I can't write this whole book about [MC]. 😅

@DawnEMcKenzie EBT is for buying food. They...bought food. & for their balance to be high, that means they have a big enough family for it to be high. Considering it is based on cost of living per area/size of family. It seems like you're mad people are buying good food instead of suffering.

So...Feminists raise daughters to be people and Christians raise daughters to be breeding property? That's...good? >.> Yikes.

Could The Flash do it? He technically has Flashtime but he can't hold it forever. In the show he can run Mach 3.3 but in the comics he can run like...Mach 11 or something. I think he could do it.

This leopard killed me 5 times before I gave up and looked at a picture of someone else finding it. I would never survive in the wild.

I started with IT and that book is THICK. The story starts with a hate crime so you know right away it's gonna be evil. Skip the child orgy. 👀😅

Chaotic Good.

If only there was some sort of seasonally appropriate story about the ills of one man having too much money and being awful to everyone.

LMAO Elon Musk putting himself out there for approval and just not getting it and sulking happens daily now. Is it on purpose? Does he WANT everyone to think he is a try-hard loser with no follow-through?

oh, no kids might see condoms and know that safe sex exists! They might see a dildo and have absolutely no fucking clue what it is because THAT IS A CHILD. Oh no, you might have to explain something! To a child! the horror.

It doesn't matter if Walmart sells dildos or not LOL They are in the 'self-care' section, aren't they? That's what they're for... I also doubt they are RIGHT NEXT TO the toothbrushes considering dental hygiene and sexual health aren't on the same aisle in ANY store I've been to.

@dickpluck Adorable! 💜

This was an after work selfie in my jammies, but I think it’s the cutest selfie I’ve taken.