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@ericjackson Shut the fuck up, you scamming bitch

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@ThePinkLady0 @WhiteHouse @Drake LMFAO!!!!! Fuck the blacks!!!

@WhiteHouse @Drake, as a neutral party, I'm telling you right now that if you don't disown this stuff here, it's about to become a problem with the black community. You're already on the fence, dude. You need to stamp this shit here in the bud, and that's just on fucking real shit.

ICED OUT.

@TorontaFreaky @ArtThePatriot_ Stfu you spanish whore!!! And get down on your knees NOW!!!!!!!

‘the fatigue is so exhausting’ 💀 You’re having a full-blown midlife crisis over a guy reviewing local burgers. 😭 Thousands of white creators do the exact same high-energy skits and you're silent, but a Black man walks into a diner & your entire worldview shatters. You're just obsessed. 💅🙃

The fatigue is so exhausting

@GigglingGanon Always the black ones causing trouble!!!

I feel terrible for some of these Uber drivers. This is why you can't get an Uber in hood. You get people that act like this and put this Uber driver though all this stress and drama. Credit to this Uber driver for not backing down. No surprise that immediately the threat of harm or car jacking comes into play. But the Uber driver was sharp enough to remind him that all of his personal information has already been shared with Uber when he opened his account. Getting that info to the police would be a snap. Sure mad the thug think twice about doing anything.

@Raindropsmedia1 And you look like a fucking lab rat. Gtfoh bitch

Woman goes viral after claiming she wouldn’t date a man who isn’t in peak physical shape: “If you’re not fit, we’re not a fit.”

@ericjackson You are an obsessed fucking loser. Now get back to pumping my $OPEN bags BITCH!!!!

Everyone "reporting" Drake went independent: no filing can confirm a private recording contract — so they're guessing. But the one hard fact cuts the other way. All three albums Friday are still credited "OVO, under exclusive license to Republic Records / UMG." Not unconfirmed. Contradicted by the release itself. Iceman isn't the exit. It's the exit filing. More soon.

@nejatian YOUR WEBSITE AND APP ARE TRASH. WHO WOULD USE IT TO BUY A HOUSE?????? FIX IT ASAP - GET TO WORK!!!!!!! $OPEN

The talent coming into Opendoor these days is just insane. I'd put us up against any company in tech.

@WrestlingWCC What a beautiful whore

Roxanne Perez in new Raw photoshoot 📍

@lowcortisol The 4 whores!!!

If you’re a grown man watching these streamers, you’re more than likely a parasocial loser

@anthonynoto @SoFi Your $SOFI stock is a PIECE OF DOGSHIT. LIKE YOU. DILUTING BITCH!!!!

SoFi USD coming to you in the @sofi app soon. And check out the SOFID coming soon details below 👇

@ericjackson Fuck your bullshit penny stock scam. Get back to pumping my $OPEN bags you CUCK. YOU WORK FOR ME!!!!

Small-Cap Stock SRXH Draws Attention After Astro Capital Investment Linked To “Convergence Of Artificial Intelligence And Space.” - TalkMarkets $SRXH talkmarkets.com/article/small-…

@IdolsNowRivals I WOULD EAT HER ASS!!!!

The greatest two minutes of your life.

@nejatian HURRY UP!!!!! AND FUCK YOU

American homes belong to American families. Kids that grow up in a home owned by their parents have better life outcomes. This matters.

@ericjackson $OPEN is $4. You’re the worst fucking pumper I ever hired. DO BETTER. PUMP MY BAGS YOU BITCH!!!!

Drake hit 89.7M Spotify monthly listeners yesterday — new all-time peak. His UMG contract came up for renegotiation last year. 2016: Frank Ocean walked. Kept $1.77M week one. Signed, he'd have made $383K. 4.6x. Iceman drops in 72 hours. Iceman isn't an album. It's a $1B bet.

@CrazyyHub Of coursw it’s a BLACK!!!!!

That wasnt an accident, she knew exactly what she was doing...

@amitisinvesting Thanks for the update, you cuck

A TON OF THINGS HAPPENED IN THE STOCK MARKET TODAY. Here’s a full recap: 1. The $SPX S&P 500 and $QQQ Nasdaq closed at fresh all-time highs today, even with oil spiking and U.S.-Iran peace talks stalling. The market is basically saying AI earnings momentum is more important than geopolitical risk right now. The PHLX Semiconductor Index rose 2.6%, with semis now comprising 17% of the S&P 500. 2. The optical networking trade continues to gain momentum. $LITE Lumentum surged after being added to the Nasdaq 100, while peers like $COHR Coherent and $GLW Corning also benefited from the AI data center connectivity theme. This is becoming one of the clearest “picks and shovels” trades in AI infrastructure. $LITE Lumentum’s move matters because the market is realizing AI is not just about GPUs. It is also about optical transceivers, lasers, fiber, switches, power, cooling, copper, glass, and every bottleneck inside the data center stack. The AI trade is expanding from chips into the entire physical infrastructure layer. 3. $TSLA Tesla was in focus after the White House invited Elon Musk, alongside more than a dozen top U.S. executives, to join President Trump’s trip to China this week. The delegation includes Apple’s Tim Cook, and BlackRock’s Larry Fink with other executives from Goldman Sachs, Cisco, Mastercard, Citi, Meta, Micron, and more. The trip is expected to focus on U.S.-China trade and investment, potential Boeing aircraft purchases, agriculture, energy, and possibly extending the rare earths truce, making Musk’s inclusion important given Tesla’s exposure to China manufacturing, demand, and supply chains. Jensen Huang $NVDA and Lisa Su $AMD were not invited as per Reuters. 4. Oil jumped again as the U.S.-Iran situation remained unresolved, with Brent crude moving above $104 and the Strait of Hormuz risk still hanging over the market. This is the main bear case investors are watching: if oil keeps rising, inflation expectations can come back and pressure the Fed. CPI will be reported tomorrow with expectations of a 3.7% print, the highest in 2.5 years. 5. Per Jeffries: "47% of semis/hardware stocks are screening overbought on 14-day RSI (high was 70% in Dec '23, 66% on April 24) as of Friday's close. The SOX is now 60% above its 200-day moving average, a level not seen since March 2000 and July 1995." 6. Earnings season continues to come in strong. Reuters reported that 440 S&P 500 companies $SPX have reported, with 83% beating estimates and Q1 earnings growth now projected at 28.6% year-over-year. That is why the market keeps absorbing bad macro headlines. 7. $CBRS Cerebras increased its planned IPO price range as investor demand for AI chip exposure remains extremely strong. The company is now looking to sell 30 million shares at $150 to $160 each, potentially raising up to $4.8 billion. The AI IPO window is officially open again. 8. $CRCL Circle reported a 20% increase in quarterly revenue and reserve income to $694 million, helped by rising demand for USDC during a volatile period. USDC circulation grew 28% year-over-year to $77 billion, showing that stablecoins are becoming a bigger part of the financial infrastructure story. 9. The most traded options today were $TSLA with 5.5M contracts, $NVDA with 4.8M, $MU with 1.1M, $INTC with 1.0M, $AAPL with 1.0M, $NOK with 886K, $META with 637K, $AMZN with 621K, $MSFT with 591K, and $AMD with 514K. 10. $HIMS Hims & Hers reported Q1 revenue of $608M, up 4% YoY, with subscribers growing 9% YoY to nearly 2.6M. The company raised full-year 2026 revenue guidance to $2.8B-$3.0B, but profitability moved lower as gross margin fell to 65% from 73%, net loss was $92M, and adjusted EBITDA declined to $44M from $91M last year. Management said 2026 is a “defining year” as the company expands branded GLP-1 offerings, international markets, diagnostics, and technology infrastructure. 11. $ASTS AST SpaceMobile reported Q1 revenue of $14.7M and said it remains on track for full-year 2026 revenue guidance of $150M-$200M. The bigger story is deployment: BlueBird 8, 9, and 10 are expected to launch in mid-June, BlueBird 11 through 33 are already in advanced production, and the company is targeting roughly 45 satellites in orbit during 2026. ASTS also received FCC authorization for commercial SpaceMobile service in the U.S., hit 98.9 Mbps peak data speeds from an in-orbit satellite to an unmodified smartphone, and ended the quarter with about $3.5B in cash 12. China is also in focus ahead of a Trump-Xi summit, with Chinese stocks $BABA $KWEB $JD hitting an 11-year high and the yuan reaching a three-year peak. Investors are watching whether the U.S. and China could coordinate around trade, Iran, and global supply chains. I used to do these recaps a year ago...have gotten a bit busy but looking to bring them back...would people like them at the end of the day? I use AI to help summarize the events but the real time (around 30-40 min daily) comes in curating the best headlines and including the relevant details. Happy to start it again if people want it back! WALL STREET IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.

@nejatian That’s all?????? You motherfucker… $OPEN is $4. FUCK YOU AND YOUR “WIFE”!!!!! I AM TIRED OF WAITING TO RETIRE. NOW GET TO WORK AND PUMP MY BAGS!!!!!!!

Today, my wife and I bought 100,000 more shares of $OPEN. I don't look at the stock price that frequently. I did today and I thought it was worth my family becoming even more invested in Opendoor.

@TNorth @mikealfred @IIICapital Mike Alfred is a fucking CUCK!!!

The Income Show | Ep. 1 ft. @mikealfred Our host @IIICapital sits down with Mike Alfred to discuss AI, Bitcoin, Digital Credit, and investment philosophy.

@nejatian YOUR RESULTS ARE LETTING US DOWN. $OPEN STOCK IS $4 - FUCK YOU!!!!!

I've gotten so many kind notes over the last 24 hours. Sorry I won't get a chance to respond to them all, but I want you to know that they do mean a lot. We are on a mission and we have everything we need to deliver on that mission. We won't let you down.

@tigerlilytx09 @Serenitee_Sam Birth certificate you WHORE !!

@Serenitee_Sam How do you prove your kid is under two? They have a drivers license?

POV: You thought the “Under 2” free flight rule was a suggestion. ​Watching this airline supervisor stand her ground is oddly satisfying. If you can’t prove the age, you pay the fare. Period. The way she handled the "call the hospital" bluff? Professionalism at its peak. ​Southwest really said: “Receipts or a seat."