Xan Daniel

@basedantichrist doctor gave me 24 hours to live and im in your town

i’m only in your town for 1 night

ball sack slapping ur shit

@basedantichrist this except no one likes my tweets

“ am i shadow banned ? “no bro ppl just don’t like ur tweets

standing in tokyo fashion district in a shirt covered in bleach and ripped pants with half cabs sipping a smirnoff ice harrassing locals about yukio mishima

@xbawxbaws has/been hotel

My pronouns are has/been

@bwuntski honda*

Every real car guy’s dream car is a low mileage, good condition economy Toyota

3 months from being 26 and i always planned to have a kid and married by 25

bow bow bow bow bow that's that booty meat

punching my ballsack

in the perfect world i would have died 2 years ago in a hole now im an accountant thinking about what kind of money i need to buy a nsx

I'm so fucking naked

Meditating at the liquor store until it opens

davis

davis

@Squidwormdune the norwood reaper is knocking

@Irobotwillsmith One day you’ll have to choose and only then you’ll understand

i feel like having the doctor phil cut is worse than a nutsack head bald

@Squidwormdune money don't grow on trees dude

Just dropped out of school to build my empire of dirt but tbh you can have it all