John Cocktoasten, Esq.

@lehrer_ted @AmanitaFugax You sound like a socialist.

@AmanitaFugax For the millionth time, they are hard working Americans do not want to have government assistance or handouts. But because we sold our factories to china they have no other choice. The democrats offer them more assistance which they do not want. They want a job.

Dudes driving lifted trucks living 20ish minutes from town with their wife who is in an MLM and works as a CNA at the local old folks home, kids named Braelynn and Remington, grandma’s on disability, kids get free meals at school. They hate Democrats with the fire of 1000 suns.

@LionelMedia Sorry ass bot!

What would you do? What would you advise your son to do?

@tx101stxw @NC_Renic @HouseCracka 8d! You’ll see when everything works out according to plan!

@NC_Renic @HouseCracka What dimension of chess do you have yourself convinced he's up to now you fucking cultist

Stop panicking about the markets and trust Trump's plan for short term pain for medium term agony for long term catastrophe

@MiddleRights @NC_Renic @PahlaviReza Imagine could could be! 😂

@NC_Renic Fucking retard Dow lost less than 2% last week, were approaching the end of war powers resolution act. Imagine markets if IRGC is destroyed and Iran is an ally under @PahlaviReza

@NC_Renic @ZacksJerryRig Trust Trump. 3d chess! 😂 😂

@RepubRepartee @shundeshagen Bot! Dumbass bot.

@shundeshagen When was the last time you saw a panda roaming around California, retard?

It's an American fast-food chain founded in California, serving American-style Chinese cuisine.

@TossitRambles @3YearLetterman @shundeshagen

@3YearLetterman @shundeshagen much as I hate to ruin the bit, 日本語話者の方へ：@3YearLetterman というアカウントは、わざとふざけた返信を書いて、物知りぶった人たちを怒らせることで知られています。

Erika Kirk suggests the impact of Druski’s viral skit has now hit close to home, saying her young daughter saw the video and believed it was actually her. She argues that the situation has gone beyond a harmless joke if it’s now causing confusion and distress for her child.

@ScaryJBlige_ @JesusChryslerII Well, that’s easy. “I moved it into my room so I could see it right before I fall asleep.”

@JesusChryslerII Bitch, how’s your daughter gonna feel when she learns her mother removed the wedding picture from her dead father’s bookshelf???

@DrMelanated @JesusChryslerII Who? “The.” Fuck off.

@JesusChryslerII Sooo will she condemn this?

@JesusChryslerII “Me me me me me me me!” Just like the pathetic “man” she worships.

@Ben89754071 @isaiahrmartin Reverend!

@isaiahrmartin As a native of Texas, Talarico is what I have been waiting for since Anne Richards was defeated by Bush, a real Texan who can speak to Texans in a way they understand. Clear, unafaid and with shared values and common sense and deep conviction.

Bro this man Greg Abbott melted down on stage at CPAC over Talarico. Legit unhinged. 🤣🤣 It’s almost like he has night sweats over the guy haha. Talking about a “Talarico takeover” and everything. Repubs are LOSING IT!

@hookem @isaiahrmartin We’re onto you aggy.

@isaiahrmartin Remember when yall were so sure Beto was gonna win? Then Harris? It's the same hilarious song every time on repeat. Morons. All of you.

@counselhe @highbrow_nobrow @Acyn So you know how stupidity the people are that listen to his childish gibberish?

Not able find any windmills in China? Anyone who has done any meaningful traveling in China knows that this is totally false. You see a lot of windmills all across China. You see them along the highways, on top of mountains, in remote villages, deep in the deserts, besides high-speed railways, and even in the oceans. We were skiing a few days ago at Chongli, some 200 km northwest of Beijing, and scores of windmills came prominently into view as we did some of our runs. You literally cannot possibly avoid seeing windmills in China if you do any meaningful traveling in the country.

Trump: All you have to do is say to China, how many windmill areas do you have in China? They are not able to find any. They don’t have windmills. I have told my people, we will not approve windmills. @Acyn Fact-check: False.

The word "communist" has lost all meaning in MAGA world. Let's fix that. What communism actually is: • State ownership of ALL means of production • Abolition of private property • No free markets • Single-party authoritarian rule What US Democrats actually support: • Capitalism with regulations • Private property rights • Free markets with safety nets • Multiple parties, free elections Communist parties in US Congress: 0 Socialist parties in US Congress: 0 Democratic Socialists (Bernie-style): ~5 out of 535 The Democratic Party would be center-right in most of Europe. Biden and Harris are capitalists. Always have been. But you call everything you don't like "communism" because: 1. You can't define it 2. You never learned political science 3. Fox/OAN/Newsmax told you scary words = Democrats 4. You're in a cult that requires an enemy "Do your own research" means YouTube videos. "Communist" means "thing I don't like." "Patriot" means "person in my cult." The states with the worst education rankings vote the most Republican. That's not a coincidence.

@ScottforFlorida Why aren’t you in jail for health care fraud? Fucking special treatment for rich GOPers.

The filibuster was NEVER supposed to be a weapon for the radical left to stop us from delivering on President Trump’s agenda. IT MUST GO!

@RpsAgainstTrump Oh yeah! Trump is known for his stellar geography knowledge and his photographic memory of troop concentrations! 😂

RFK JR: I was on the plane with Trump, He got a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he put the troop strength of every country on every border on that map…He has this extraordinary depth of knowledge…

@Acyn @MeidasTouch I’m curious if a critical mass of their base actually believes brain dead Trump could do any of that?

RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..

@UT_Mangler To be fair, there a good chance I’ll be bouncing around the internet throwing koolaid like that around for Texas come summer.

And, so it begins…

@aakashgupta Huh? On a cosmic scale, our species has been sentient for about a millionth of a second. You think we’ve mastered anything yet? You think we’re at the universal pinnacle of understanding light? We’re a bunch of ants exploring a 100 meter radius. No know almost nothing.

The universe is a time machine and the math on the distance ladder will break your brain. 2,000 light-years gets you Rome. Go to 500 light-years and you're watching the Black Plague consume Europe in real time. At 80 light-years, you catch World War II. At 4.24 light-years, the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri, the light arriving right now left Earth in 2022. Someone there is watching us argue about whether GPT-4 is sentient. Now scale that in the other direction. The Andromeda Galaxy is 2.5 million light-years away. An observer there right now sees Earth before modern humans existed. They're watching early hominids figure out stone tools. They have no idea what's coming. The closest alien civilization is statistically estimated at 33,000 light-years away. They would be watching humans invent agriculture for the first time. Writing hasn't been invented yet. Cities don't exist. From their perspective, we are a species that just figured out how to plant wheat. Here's what makes the physics cruel. To actually see a human-sized object on Earth from just 20 light-years away, you'd need a telescope array roughly 100 million kilometers across. That's more than half the diameter of Earth's orbit around the Sun. To see Rome from 2,000 light-years? The optics required would be larger than our solar system. The light is real. The photons that bounced off Roman soldiers are still traveling outward at 300,000 km/s right now, carrying that information forever. The universe has a perfect recording of every moment in Earth's history, expanding in all directions at the speed of light. The problem was never distance. The problem is that no civilization, no matter how advanced, can build a lens big enough to read it.