Michael W. Goodwin, CPA

@MilaLovesJoe Could add “spend more” under both of them

Fact.

Today we celebrate our favorite players who’ve worn the number 50. I’ll start:

@DefiantLs You mean I didn’t have to wait 30 mins after eating to go swimming?

Let's hear it.

@gggirl924 Learned in a VW like this one

Me! Did you?

@lippyent Cologne. I had it as a young kid.

Hmm 🤔?¿

@SmittyNYK I was at Yankee stadium 20 years ago. Exact same situation in reverse and Sox fan tossed. Great rivalry indeed.

@RealJamesWoods One of my daughters (now 22) loves them! She started at 15-16 with my dad’s ole 45s. I think she’s an old soul.

Anybody else seriously into vinyl records? When we were renovating our house, my electrician is also an audiophile and set up our music room. I don’t know, maybe it’s just because it’s my generation. Any young people out there who love collecting and playing these works of art?

@MichaelHBaker It can be gut wrenching at times. Two long term clients passed away within week of each other this month. Stings to hear the spouse talk about all their dreams we had worked on together. Still, I wouldn’t want to be doing anything else.

@TradingThomas3 I guarantee: the market will open at 9:30EST and close at 4:00EST. Bookmark it. Screen shot it.

JPMorgan on protential CPI scanerios tomorrow. 10% chance of a print above 0.40% — a selloff in the range of 1.75% to 2.5%. 35% chance of a print between 0.30% and 0.40%, inclusive — JPMorgan anticipates the $SPY could either advance a quarter percentage point, or lose as much as 1%. 37.5% chance of a print between 0.20% and 0.30%, inclusive — An in-line reading could mean the $SPX might add as much as a half percentage point, or fall by as much as 1%. 15% chance of a print between 0.10% and 0.20%, inclusive — would mean the $SPY could rally between 1.25% and 1.75%. 2.5% chance below 0.10% — A downside surprise in core inflation could spark a rally in the $SPX in the range of 1.5% and 2%.

@loslonghorns As a student at UT having Coach Penders come in was a nice change of pace following the Bob Weltlich empty arena years. Last 2 years at school were much more enjoyable on the BB front. #runninghorns #BMW #Great8

In honor of March Madness Texas Fans: Who remembers Tom Penders and the Runnin Horns 🤘🏽 

@rockyknowsbest mom and dad, just wanted you to see how your investment in me is going.

Good morning to everyone who did not camp out for 4 days just to wake up in jail over a basketball game ☀️

@highbrow_nobrow @reachjulieroys If you wear those pretty suits and step outside and get anal raped by a bro and I’m on that jury, well he’s going to go free…because a man is a man as you say.

A pastor laments women wearing shorts, then says: "If you dress like that & you get raped & I'm on the jury, he's going to go free...because a man's a man." @reachjulieroys

@greg16676935420 @StephenKing 😂😂😂😂

@StephenKing Says the guy who puts his name bigger than the title of the book on all his books

Wordle 942 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m going to Vegas! 😳#Wordle #oneguess

@CJVogel_OTF Maybe just mirror that deal Jimbo got over at College Station. They were afraid he’d leave…solved that problem.

So Texas now must do whatever it takes to keep Steve Sarkisian in Austin following the news out of Tuscaloosa today should Alabama come knocking.

@ronsterd89 Me! 😋

What Grown Person Still Eats Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches ?

Unpopular opinion: If you make $160,000 a year but live paycheck to paycheck? You have a spending problem, not an income problem.

@ilovenostalgia Yes

Who is your favorite Charlie’s Angel?

@TheTexasHomer Zero pass pressure…

We have zero answers for this passing offense. None.