Terry The Handicapper

“Racetrack”

What’s this all about? Is @FWDwords Pam Slys burner account?

Mighty Pork

Funnily enough I have a Racing Mount Rushmore in the back garden because Brian said he knew someone who’d do it on the cheap. I asked for Fred Archer, Gordon Richards, Lester and Julie Camacho. Imagine my shock when the bloke gave me four Mick Easterbys!

@AtTheRaces If his 75th party is anything like his 65th I’m going to have to warn the wife I’ll be gone for a week

75 today! Happy birthday Nicky Henderson 🎂

@earthcurated Punt one of Venetias

You wake up tomorrow and this is the first thing you see. What’s the very first thing you do?

@RacingPost Brian and I have had a whip around and there’s 17.5 million in the kitty if you fancy it

Ka Ying Rising may have been Royal Ascot's target horse for 2026 but Zac Purton has dismissed any prospect of the superstar sprinter running at the royal meeting, describing the idea as “hopeless” due to British prize-money levels Read with Racing Post+ 👇

“What’s that for, son?!”, “I’ve been getting your bets on while you’ve been bed ridden”. “I haven’t wanted anything on!”. “I’ve been punting the nags I thought you might have punted yourself”. He isn’t half a cheeky bastard

I haven’t been at all well the last few weeks, so much so that I’ve hardly had a punt. Bed ridden and miserable. Brian came to see me yesterday and invoiced me £12,000!

I had information about Constitution Hill falling during schooling before it even happened, I just knew he would because he’s an absolute headcase

@RacingPost “Champions Day form” is something I’ve never heard uttered from any human being

The significance of Champions Day form, Lope De Vega and front-running 📈 Your cheat sheet for Saturday at Doncaster 📋 racingpost.com/news/raceday-i…

Anyone else playing the Tiffany Tiffany double?

@RacingPost @DavidJenningsRP @JohnnyDineen @bet365 I’d have sworn that was George Clooney

HE’S BACK! 👀 @DavidJenningsRP and @JohnnyDineen return for another season of Upping The Ante with @bet365 🐎 Your favourite ante-post preview show returns on Tuesday November 18th! 📆

I’m too old to stay up/wake up at 4 for the Melbourne Cup so I’m putting one of you in charge of tweeting #manlikehenk if Flatten the Curve obliges. If I time my next three tins of Mackesons right there’s a chance I might wake up for a piss at 3:57

Are you sure it wasn’t Tony Calvin trying to let you know how many millimetres of rain there’s been at Hexham, son

Anyone else playing the Sierra Leone Sierra Leone double?

Scariest Halloween in years waiting to see if the motley crew at Racing Victoria give Flatten The Curve the nod #manlikehenk

@RacingTV @BreedersCup The San Isidro lads won’t be happy at the suggestion they’re second division

Frankie Dettori has announced that he will retire from top-flight race riding following the @BreedersCup on Saturday & will conclude his career 'with a few rides in South America, something I’ve always wanted to do' More soon on RacingTV.com

One of my grandsons has just shown me this with tears in his eyes “PlayStation Nicky Henderson is going to give me nightmares”. I think it’s a disgrace subjecting children to this