Ishbel 🦑

I’ve become utterly obsessed with wisteria.

@seledominguez @alexisbrit @MicrosoftHelps Still not fixed for me either 🙄

@alexisbrit @Ishbel17 @MicrosoftHelps Not for me

@MicrosoftHelps Hi. My Hotmail account keeps on signing out on my iPhone and demanding I log in again. I have logged in countless times, changed the password and done all the 2-factor verification stuff and it still keeps logging my Mail app out. I don’t know what to do.

As if a tweet complaining to Microsoft about the *ongoing* issue with my hotmail account on my iPhone is my (semi)viral tweet moment. Guess no one wants my biannual witticisms about bus drivers and the like.

@jeremylevick This never gets old

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student

As you take your final breath, Nicole holds your hand, leans in and whispers in your ear ‘yes tweety bird there’s tweety oh my god tweety bird’

No one has a shared kinship quite like bus drivers.

Anthony from Jury Duty: Company Retreat is the purest soul.

This is pretty much verbatim the opening lines of The Prestige.

People who are bad at comedy love April Fools.

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

Sharks can do it but Elon can’t.

@PopCrave Oh she really is a bad writer

‘Shy Girl’ author releases statement after her novel was pulled amid allegations that she used AI to write it: “This controversy has changed my life in many ways and my mental health is at an all time low and my name is ruined for something I didn't even personally do.”

@TMZ It’s not funny when you do it.

when we got the tip that Donna Kelce was replacing her 9 windows and 6 doors:

Bombs. Trump in Florida! Who was on Watch What Happens Live last night? SNL Tourette’s sketch. Bombs. New Pixar release! Oil. Dead school kids. Bombs. The sun is out! Missile strike.

Sometimes I feel like this dog

@DiscussingFilm Need to know White’s regime he got in hella shape for this movie 🔥👑🐐

Jabba the Hutt’s son Rotta in ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ Played by Jeremy Allen White.

hating male improv comedians makes me a yesandrist