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bro gay married to a chicken nugget

@tavernofterrors @Whimsyandhornt I don’t remember

@IsheyBish @Whimsyandhornt anal?

I saw Bigfoot and had sex with him

Reasons I've gotten the ick and genuinely stopped talking to someone: - Didn't eat seafood - Drove a tesla - Said NYC would be too scary to visit - Didn't want to play serendipitous trivia at the bar we went to

@WeirdBongs Yeaahhhh buddyyy

6:40 blaze it

It’s healthy to be ignoring 1 or 2 people at a time. Any more or less is very unhealthy. A Chinese guy at a liquor store told me this once and it’s true.

@Willie600640663 I love muchshrooms

If you don’t like mushrooms unfollow me

@NeoGapist Very true

Grogurt, Mango, Honey

Aliens couldn’t possibly comprehend swag as a concept

I love everyone except for 3 specific people.

Too wet to wipe

@ibufalt And you’re fuckin ballin so what

I am 27 years old

You don’t have “doe eyes” you have a small skull. You’re built weird .

Every white guy wants to kill people they just don’t tell you about it because it would make their mom feel bad

Getting sucked off by a nader’

I’m not allowed to talk to latinas at work anymore :/

@CULTKILL3R They don’t even make jump ropes no more bcuz white kids kept hanging themselves with em. Us ropers have to use antiques now

niggas don’t even play outside like they used to no mo mane no jump rope no hop scotch no kickball

Perk of the job except the perk is that I can wear a wooly rhino skull like a hat

@yungbuttpiss This looks like a renaissance painting

I’m not just a great man, I’m a grape man. Don’t ask why, ask wine. 🍷

@Omnipotnce @shiteater40 Yessir 🫡

@IsheyBish @shiteater40 I am actually always going goon shit with mine

Ak has less parts and is cheaper tho

@shiteater40 @Omnipotnce Unless you’re doing goon shit an M&P will work just fine in every circumstance. People drop like 2k on a rifle and shoot it once it’s despicable

@Omnipotnce No Ak is cheaper than a $400 ar