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@Lea_EFC He tried to visit the Everton trophy room too but it was so covered in dust and cobwebs that the door was stuck shut, sealed like an ancient tomb.

😭😭😭😭

@PlanetOfMemes If my dog looked like James Mulvaney I'd shave it's arse and walk it backwards.

Identical.

@stuafc71 Lol yes! I completely forgot that one!

@IslasDad21 Manic Monday

Could be “The Bangles” kind of day on Monday 😉

@CFCMods You still active?

I’m 200% certain Vinicius Jr is not going to Arsenal.

@TheImmortalKop Dusting off your City flesh light again I see.

There’s no way City don’t get involved if they know Vini is available and Arsenal are interested

@Nino12x Literally just made the most revenue in PL history

I’m not losing sleep, they broke

@call_cole_cfc @TheKneeNeighbor @NorthBankNadim About the same time you graduated kindergarten.

@TheKneeNeighbor @NorthBankNadim Last time you won a UCL.. Ohhh right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

The worst run club in the PL. Chaos, at all times.

@Lea_EFC He wants to join PSG, he's already told Liverpool to jog on.

🗣️”Diomande wants to join Liverpool” Real Madrid:

🚨 Well, it’s that time again! 🚨 (5th season in a row) I’ll be giving away a Home OR Away (can wait for third if you want) kit from this season! To enter all you have to do is like this & RT! As always you don’t have to follow me! Only trying to spread positivity!

🚨 Mikel Arteta’s official contract extension announcement is getting closer! ❤️🤍 🇬🇷 Christos Tzolis’ announcement is also expected very soon, with the second part of his medical testing all that’s left. 👀 The Bruno Guimarães situation remains open, and everything is moving in the right direction for Arsenal. Don’t be disappointed by a player who chose another club. That was his decision. Focus on the players who want to wear the badge. 🔴⚪ #Arsenal #AFC #COYG #Arteta #Tzolis #Guimaraes #Transfers #PremierLeague

@brawil86 Temu Obama, I know it's two words but come on it's true.

Moron

@NYCMayor Takes a criminal to know a criminal.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

@wasp75_a @HarrySymeou Given Arsenal never made a bid, you should probably look up the meaning of gazumped. Also he's a West Brom fan born and bred, he didn't give a donkeys left bollock about Chelsea, Arsenal or anyone else growing up.

@HarrySymeou The truth is your Arsenal fans are salty that we gazumped you after finally winning the big one after 22 years. Rogers is 23, all his life he's seen us as a superior club winning everything while you only recently changed everyone's perception of you being bottlers

I wanted Arsenal to sign Morgan Rogers, he’s ended up at Chelsea & that’s fair enough. But this whole ‘he chose us’ stuff is exactly the kind of baseless narrative social media can stir up. I don’t deny Alonso has pull, the wages will be attractive or that Chelsea still have more appeal than many of the clubs who finished above them but the truth is in this case… nobody else was willing to pay £117m. Let’s say it as it is shall we? If Villa were unwilling to compromise on their asking price, one club alone was willing to pay it - the choice is then between staying at Villa or joining Chelsea.

@SwedishRumble Chelsea aren't in Europe, they don't care about UEFA.

Some will say that Chelsea and Aston Villa are circumventing the FFP rules with this transaction. They probably will be in the PL — but only if the PL lets them. And the UEFA will surely see through this. And ultimately for both these clubs, it’s UEFA’s response that matters. I don’t get why the PL don’t enforce its rules, though.

@BernieSanders Oh look the billionaire pupper who happens to be a millionaire is backing a socialist (communist) quelle surprise.

AIPAC and other billionaire-funded super PACs have already spent nearly $50 million to defeat Dr. Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan U.S. Senate primary. We cannot allow oligarchs to buy our elections. One person, one vote.

@David_Dein_FC Only club in London to have been sold for a solitary Great British Pound!

"Biggest club in London?" 😂 that's genuinely hilarious. Even lifelong Chelsea fans don't say that with a straight face. When you're a small club whose sustained success only arrived in 2003 via a lottery and faded almost as quickly as it came, you end up spouting forceful validation. Morgan Rogers, take your bread and do one.

Well well well New Jersey "accidentally" registered 6600 noncitizens to vote. Okay....

@BritishBastardX Democracy died in Britain a long time ago, I'm beginning to struggle to remember the last Prime Minister to be elected by the people.

Democracy is broken.

57 years ago today, the clearest case of American Exceptionalism became extraterrestrially undeniable. The Stars and Stripes were planted on the lunar surface to commemorate the greatest achievement in human history. 🇺🇸🚀