Ismacil Ahmed

@Jason2bartlett White South African 😂

I’m just a white South African having a lovely, peaceful and safe weekend on my farm in Alabama. God is God

@newslivesa AI 😂😂

BREAKING NEWS "in respect of count 1 you are sentenced to a period of 5 years imprisonment, in respect of count two you are sentenced to a period of 2 years imprisonment, in respect of count 3 you are sentenced to R20,000 or to undergo six months imprisonment" Judge Twanet Olivier sentences EFF President Julius Malema

@Araweelo2009 Qofkan waalan maxad camerada usoo hor Darius isii not Yaaab 😳

Abagal Carab waye kulah kkkkkkk He watched too much Netflix movies 😆🤣 Ilahayoow Cafi wa xanuun ku dhaco qaybtamaskada psykiske sygdom💯

@abziii9 @BeniAmer_ Cuqdad u dhimo

@BeniAmer_ Lamagodle is a cancer

Jareerweyne TikTok Celebrity Fartuun BalBalar based in #Mogadiscio breaks her silence and gives her opinion on the recent events in #Baidoa Southwest State Somalia

@DropAPinShow This is our map

What country is highlighted in red?

Greater Somalia is not just a dream we aspire to. It is a matter of our national security! Unless these territories come under our authority, or become independent, especially those under landlocked states, true peace will remain impossible. Every inch of Somali land must be reclaimed, so that the centuries-long dream of reaching our sea finally comes to an end.

Enjoying peace in my country. I make my money in America, but spend it in Eritrea. Come and experience peace, my Eritrean, Sudanese and Somali people.

Charity begins at home! Help your own people first. Somalis neither asked for your help nor want it. You only push this so-called aid to humiliate people. And whatever aid you claim to have given doesn’t even come close to the mountains of uranium you stole from southern Somalia. 📍Philadelphia

@oogdhugee @abadir_haji 😂😂 Israel 🤮🤮

#Awdal, #Somalia. x.com/sugaaal5/statu…

Let's kickstart the weekend 😎🔥

@elonmusk @elonmusk fuck your mother

Then it is war

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This is “somaliland” only two cities!! One clan territory! And it can never be a country!!

@General_Somto You don’t know nothing about him 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

“This Man Relocated From Somalia, Where Sharia Law Is Practiced, To America, Which Has Its Own Culture And Laws, And Began Agitating For Sharia Law To Be Implemented And Imposed On The People Of The U.S. He Has Now Been Deported Back To Somalia And Is Crying That Jihadists Are After His Life.”- Man

@claudiovil41704 @2026fights 🐷🐖

@2026fights Never fight a monkey

He put hands and feet on him

@SholaMos1 We don’t speak Arabic we are Somali we are African 🦍🩸❤️💪 we proud to be Africans

Foolishness galore! I could not agree more Platini Womela 👏🏽

Typical Sydney community gathering:

Ibrahim Traoré responded to Trump and told him that #Somalis are brave and resilient people who have been beaten, not “garbage.” The problem is not the #Somalis—the problem is the ignorance of you, Trump, who doesn’t even know how to address or respect a community under you, people who fled their troubled homeland. Traoré said that if you think no one in the world will respond to the injustice and targeting you’ve carried out against #Somalis living in Minneapolis, he is the one answering you, and they stand united. #Somalis work hard and contribute; if you call them otherwise, it is a lie. #Somalis are among the most industrious communities living in or migrating to the United States. They even send #money to their families in #Somalia; if you accuse them otherwise, it’s false. The money they send comes from their own hard-earned work, on which you have collected #taxes. Traoré gave the response that Somalia leaders didn’t dare to give, while safeguarding a small financial interest in the U.S. that he used to benefit from, but recently even #abandoned.

Doctors confirm Trump has been diagnosed with “Somalian Syndrome”; a rare condition where the patient: • Can’t say “Somali” • Thinks adding -an makes things official • Obsessive fixation on Ilhan Omar • Confuses countries with headlines • Develops an allergic reaction to facts • Experiences chronic fear of immigrants he’s never met No cure yet, but experts say malawax, Bariis iyo Hilib, and one week in Minnesota may help. Prognosis: stable, but loud. #Somali #RentFree #MagaDummies #SomalianSyndrome #GeographyIsHard #African #SaySomali #Obsessed #FactsAllergic #LoudButWrong #PunchingUp #PoliticalComedy