Black Rooster🏴

@The_Venda_Guy_ bro, why is it I feel like you the poked the bear with your caption on the self congratulatory post, can’t be the only one that had a brief thought about that first line ruffling a few feathers💀

Thank God I made it out Alive

@Am_Blujay you forgot to tell us that people with phones without high response and refresh rates are not qualified to do this, this is for 120hz going up, doubt a mobicel can even make out the colour rendering properly here, i’m literally seeing grey skies, thanks for nothing bro

I don't think nobody can do it!! Matter of fact if anybody that does it screenshot it . 😂

this is the part you have flashbacks, you’re brain dead by the time of impact, no level of driving would avoid the inevitable, you’re likely going to go through the middle of that trailer, cause at that speed, reaction, distance etc, your car will most likely be flattened like a common bread toasted sandwich, with you and whoever you’re with that is ‘egging’ you on to drive at such a crazy speed in poor visibility as the filling ofcourse, time to meet your maker.

As a pro driver… what’s your next move at 180km/h?

@paupecf wtf, this a prank or something, what the hell is that on the scan💀

👀🚨 | ÚLTIMA HORA 🏥 Se confirma que los servicios médicos del Real Madrid habrían estado analizando la rodilla equivocada de Mbappé 🤕 Tras revisar la resonancia, el equipo médico se centró en la rodilla izquierda de la imagen, cuando la lesionada es la derecha

@Ndi_Muvenda_ poverty really does have loyal fans, that right there isn’t integrity🤭, that’s generational wealth leaving the chat, i would have practised my right to remain silent despite the obvious discomfort to follow💀

NSFAS mistakenly sent her R630 432 instead of R6000 and she sent it back.

that’s one cruel and tone-deaf opinion Alex, ‘suspend services to a community until the community sorts itself out’, i can tell you haven’t been to these ‘areas’ that you listed to try listen to what law abiding residents have to go through, we have a classic example with the zama zama issue bruv🤷🏾‍♂️ law enforcement must just freaking grow a spine, finish en klaar, the community doesn’t have to turn vigilante and whistleblowing isn’t the safest practice in this country anyway, the news has been out.

@Abramjee I have an opinion that uber, bolt or whatever e-hailing should suspend and not operate is certain areas like Westbury, Eldos, Langa, Vaal etc until that community sort out their communities because some know who these thugs are... they'll be forced to act against these thugs

Yet another attack on an e-hailing driver… WATCH: ⚠️ Graphic

🚮you really don’t get it do you, those saying ‘not being invited to a dinner with the gents’ is not fighting for your life, that dinner invite line is figure of speech for many other things that happen behind closed doors in professional sports and with cricket being a team sport, i would expect cohesiveness and inclusivity to be the order of the day to raise morale but guess what, just like he was treated in that team by the other folk, very few black folk will support or sympathise with another black person going through the most in life just because they are supposedly successful in whatever they do, must we right essays to wake your sleepy minds up, ‘that’ folk will never see us as equals, yes there are a few that are great actors and manage to convince the gullible pack but the fact remains, you and i as natives are invisible and better we start voting for ourselves more to break the vicious cycle

Yoh, Makhaya Ntini went through a lot.💔😭

biggest detractor of the African/Black race is another African/black person🤦🏾‍♂️ Baking and Cooking are not the same as Surgery! We have chefs sprinkling salt onto food with elbow action(that clown celebrity chef Bae or something) We have seasoned bakers kneading dough with bare hands everywhere in the world this is okay as long as the hygiene protocols are followed, it eliminates the risk of nitrile gloves breaking apart and spoil the batter or dough, doubt you would want your muffin or cupcake to have rubbery texture

Wait! & then?

this is some exaggerated framing imo, if Cape Town were truly a dystopia for black natives, the city wouldn’t be powered daily by black workers, creators, and entrepreneurs etc. the inequality is real but so is black resilience, let’s not spawn narratives that ignore the struggles and progress natives have made, angilwi

Cape Town is such a dark and dystopian place with excellent PR

To be fair, motherhood requires bedtime stories, while her career mostly involves bedtime appointments🤭different skill sets entirely, well done to her. Raising children is a full-time job, and clearly she chose a career path that already requires excellent customer service and flexible working hours. Focus is important in life.

Mihlali says she is grateful that she doesn’t have children.

@YourBoiShu_ a sparrow cause i naturally dream in english but i hear some people calling it ‘undlunkulu’

What do you call this in you your home language?

@sdu_mpembe yeses, i can bet my last rand that lomjita was typing this message whilst taking a dump🤭 i have the same condition when im in that moment

Some people are not mentally okay ,what the hell😂

@pmcafrica therapeutic!

If my rug is that dirty I'm throwing it away 🙄

@SizweDhlomo quite a few people that come from a lineage that has never received cattle as lobola from the comments💀, calves can be walking in literally an hour or so🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

@Monica_Rossouw @Melo_Malebo baguette sandwiches, that crispy outer layer when they’re fresh😩

@Melo_Malebo This is staple food in Paris France where I live. Literally! The only difference is the type of bread. But EVERYONE here eats this at least twice a week. Nothing to mock.

You mock things like this, but have you ever thought about who it might be for? The student. The worker on a short break. The person budgeting to the last coin. Convenience isn’t shameful. Survival isn’t funny. We should know better than to turn struggle into entertainment.

@Kgothatsoxo hold that thought for now, in Mkhwanazi we trust but these boys involved in CIT heists move differently

Performing a heist in KZN is a choice by the way. I’m giving them by the end of the week

@JayOfficials1 @Melo_Malebo like the way you thinking despite your portion control being debatable, i’m not keen on engaging in funky debates whilst sitting in Cape Town traffic🤭

@IspokiEsingafi @Melo_Malebo 1 Loaf = 8 sandwiches... Bread: R20 Margarine: R30 Tomato: R15 Cheese: R45 Lettuce: R20 That is R130 for 8 sandwiches if you make it yourself = R16.25/sandwich. Or you can add 74 cents and buy one which someone else made for you -and you get a plastic container for free. 😂🤣

@Phislash these are the type of women we’ve been praying for not these financial vampires that we have, thank you Lord!🙌🏾

This woman on I Blew It recieved R6.2 million from RAF and then built each of her 5 boyfriends a house 😭😭😭🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

@AdvoBarryRoux ‘our sister fought a good fight’💀😆😆😆

Our sister fought a good fight! 💀She got her money in full & in Rands, she doesn’t want anything to do with the US dollar. 🙌🏾