Isthisit?

@MBTA Try 45 minutes. My One hour commute has nearly doubled. You guys are PATHETIC. Not a single announcement was made through the loudspeakers. So glad I pay for this service.

Red Line: Delays of about 10 minutes due to a signal problem near JFK/UMass. Trains may stand by at stations.

@CrackAmicoRAP Lyrically execute her. Please

If I wasn’t so busy preparing live show sets, I’d have already dissed this dumb bitch and Dickhead DL. Shane is the dawg, but you gotta be a real cunt to make me want to defend Tony Hinchcliffe 😂 Might have to say fuck sleep and lock myself in studio..

@barstoolsports @NjTank99 Send Frank to Bellvue and strap him to a bed, feeding him only vitamins, electrolytes, and water. He's only allowed to leave once he has grasped the concept of a 162 game season and the fact that our shortstop has put up 30-30 seasons with 100 ribs for most of his tenure. Pig.

“LOOK AT THAT SMILE ON FRANCISCO LIMPDOR. HE LOVES LOSING” The Mets lost their 3rd game in a row. Only 148 games to go @NjTank99

@AB84 Your shit wet all the time. Syphilis sounds like a nightmare. Hope you figure that out dawg.

“dick get wet?” “how does it get wet?” “that’s not possible” …. just say u fucking with lames and go 😭

@ShutdownMan @MLB @Braves Yeah, you were obviously just eating pu$$y. Carbs and trans fat are for loser's. 🙄

@MLB @Braves We didn’t eat that kind of junk in the 1990s x.com/JebraFaushay/s…

The Atlanta Braves have put together this seven-inch burger called "The Bat Flip" 😳 This creation features two pounds of seasoned beef patties, braised short rib, crispy pork belly, melted cheese, crunchy onions, green leaf lettuce, sliced red tomatoes, and a fried egg all stacked on toasted brioche 😍

@RobLogic "That's just a wheel of Roquefort Cheese, suspended over a fake picture of Earth at a Studio in La Brea". I would know, I'm an assistant manager at Staples.

Behind the Moon, where no human eyes had recently ventured, the crew of Artemis II captured this: our pale blue planet slipping behind the lunar landscape. Let this view inspire unity, wonder, and the courage to explore further.

@fmare @StevenACohen2 Is your brain functioning at full capacity? Or are you that meth addled. The weather was cold and not fun to sit in. So people didn't go to the one free game where they can sit in y section. The attendance (how many people were there) was super low. This is a playoff team.

@StevenACohen2 When your team is in the crapper by mid August at least you will have a crowd for a few games

The free ticket giveaway was fully subscribed within hours yesterday . Guess the percentage of no shows from the ticket offer

@MBTA @floydtaylor43 #75%

@floydtaylor43 Hi Floyd, could you please provide us with the 4-digit train car number you are on? We will pass your report along and have the PA system inspected.

Hey @MBTA, if you’re going to have your drivers make announcements over the intercom on the T, can you maybe turn up the volume a little bit so we can actually HEAR what the driver is saying…

@AB84 Gardening. Grow your own Fruit, Veggies, Herbs, Herb...

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

@stoolpresidente Assuming there's now 14 beads on that BP now. Congrats. The pleasure must be immeasurable.

14 Rings since I started Barstool….

@MLB Met fan here. So sorry for your loss Dom. I really hope you tear it up this season. Such a genuine, kind player, wish you nothing but the best.

Dominic Smith's mother, Yvette LaFleur, passed away March 15 following a heroic battle against cancer. Just 13 days later Smith hit a walk-off grand slam in his Braves debut. “I got choked up a bunch of times and I’m trying to hold back tears right now. It’s just so special. I feel her every day. I miss her dearly. There’s not a moment where I don’t think about her.” ❤️

@NinerNick_22 @mikerainey82 Mike has a blue chew sponsorship. He's hard asf.

@mikerainey82 If you're soft just say that

Backless seats at baseball games are torture devices.

@mikerainey82 These are the type of seats you just have show an empty Pepsi can to get in.

@GadSaad @ComicDaveSmith @joerogan Imagine being Gaad Saad and Dave Smith. When they see each other's replies and immediately have to take a dump.

Dear @ComicDaveSmith, I'll engage with you here because you were apparently very upset on your most recent appearance on @joerogan's podcast. I don't engage with your positions because in a world of fixed resources, one does not have the time to engage with everyone in possession of an opinion. You've managed to catapult yourself onto the conversation; more power to you. Quantum physicists should not bother with my opinion on the topic since I readily admit that I'm hardly an expert in that field; I dare venture that my knowledge of quantum physics (very little) is orders of magnitude higher than your "knowledge" of Israel and the Middle East. I have epistemological humility; you possess none. Cheers.

@ShollywoodS @JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ @njvadala Oh, you're a "Baseball Dad". You yeied living your pro dreams through your son/s but it never panned out.

@JomboyMedia @TalkinBaseball_ @njvadala Did they buy him sports equipment and get him to practice and games on time until he could drive? Feed him? Now he publicly embarrasses them? JFC dude. Prick.

Alec Bohm is suing his parents, per @njvadala The Phillies third baseman is alleging they mismanaged his finances, and he seeks judgement of $3 million "Mr. and Mrs. Bohm love their son very much... They're deeply saddened by the allegations."

@barstoolsports @NjTank99 You should be banned from Citi Field and have the Braves logo tatted on your forehead. We've all ridden the Mets roller-coaster, especially if you were born between 88-90. You think you're Mo, Larry, or Curly. You're just Frank. You're not a "fan" you're a vitriolic cartoon.

“SEASON’S OVER!” 2 batters in, @NjTank99 is calling it a wrap on the Mets season

@JoeListComedy @RedSox You're a Queens kid. The New York Mets will take you in, and treat you right.

First at bat of the year: A base hit!!! Next pitch: A double play! Good to have the @RedSox back in my life.

@barstoolsports Lol, keep hatin baby.

It took only 2 batters in to the season for the Mets to be losing x.com/BarnHasSpoken2…

@Stoney420p @conner_omalley If you lick "Irish People" who are just English people living on a neighboring island,that worship the Queen. Will they turn green? That's wild.

@conner_omalley But theres no such thing as American Irish They moved to America Gave bith many generations They are all Americans, not a lick of green in them lmao America is so performative its kinda crazy

Irish Zionism

@NYJetsTFMedia @MySportsUpdate Who's going to break Geno's jaw this time?

How we feeling so far, #Jets fans❓