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@mc_khristina Then get charged for the paper bag if you don't bring your own bags.

So let me get this straight, I go to the grocery store and buy … a pound of sliced turkey in a plastic bag, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins in plastic wrap, a store-made salad in a plastic tub, a plastic bottle of mustard and ketchup, but they won't give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment? 🙄😂

@Chris__X__ Or gassing the carburetor just right without flooding it

You haven't really lived until you've had to push a car with a dead battery, jump in, throw it in 1st gear, and pop the clutch like a pro. Old-school struggles and unforgettable memories.

Here’s Ben Stein in 1979 describing television as an engine of cultural demoralization. He argues that a small clique of producers and writers pushed a left-coded inversion of reality onto the public. They despised traditional power centers and hated figures like Buckley. They propagandized the nation into accepting a fake world where businessmen are villains, criminals are the good-guys, small towns are sinister, military officers are proto-fascists, and work barely exists.

@rushdee1776 @uncledoomer 😅😅😅😅

@uncledoomer That’s Mike Vining when he’s not working.

you dont really see this type of white boy that often anymore

@rawsalerts Don't do shrooms

🚨#BREAKING: A top FEMA official are now doubling down on his own claims that he teleported to a Waffle House

@freakoutsideofx The twins kinda look like Kiki Shepard

Steve Harvey with his twin daughters🖤

@m_jeniagd There's always curbside

H-E-B this morning… Would not recommend.

@swmplanningcpa @TheBHentel

@TheBHentel ION Like that 🤣

Finesse Breaks down the scientific difference between crackin a bitch w/ a BBL vs. “Real Meat” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 FUHFLACKA FUHFLACKA

@CNviolations Laugh at the hr lady if you want to but she going to fire your ass Monday

Just gonna leave this here...

Houston Women Called Multiple Armed Guards And Police On An Artist Outside The Mall While She Was Simply Taking A Picture With Her Artwork 😳🚔🎨

@HistorianUSA1 @chuck1233 You were supposed to say, "I guess"

@chuck1233 Yup

Her dad made her film the dealership promo and she delivered the most honest sales pitch in history: “This is one of the cars we have. It’s nice… I guess.” “This is Carl’s desk. He’ll help you buy a car. I guess.” “I guess you can come buy a car from us if you want.” Maria invented anti-hype marketing. Legend. 😂

can we please start a support group for procrastinators?

@Raindropsmedia1 Eddie Murphy auntie falling down... youtu.be/Lhay0VKmtPA?si…

Woman on the escalator goes the wrong way… then this happened. 👀😭💔🙏🏽

Hot Take 🔥 Daredevil should be called Batman because he's blind and got a sonar ability, like a bat. Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, because he's a former daredevil who made a deal with the devil. Batman should be called Ghost Rider, because he is ridin' on his dead parents' fortune.

@NUCLRGOLF They look like a couple of pimps watching the stroll

⛳️🌺🏌️Chi Chi Rodriguez and his caddie at the 1975 Masters is one of golf’s all time greatest photographs

@chicagodown290 @LRHN_Cash When keeping it real goes wrong.

@LRHN_Cash Nawww this is crazy

Picked him up like a sack of potatoes 🥔

@MikeyMeatSweats @lbk_enjoyer I've been to Missouri and the club bar scenes suck in the whole the state!

@lbk_enjoyer U need to go back to school if u think they’re referencing Odessa, Texas. This is clearly Odessa, Missouri

The hell is a Ukrainian doing in the Permian basin

I was today years old when I found out there was a Black member of Maroon 5. Not only that, but it’s PJ Morton?

@80s_channel Immediately buy these stocks NewtekOne, Inc Hasbro Home Depot

@unlimited_ls Put that mf in general population as punishment!

NEW: Georgia man who was sentenced to death for paying a mother $2,500 to r<>pe her 5-year-old daughter before murdering her; demands that prison officials carry out his execution immediately Jeremy Tremaine Williams, 41, was convicted of killing Kamarie Holland, 5, in 2021 after her body was found in his duplex basement in Phenix City Prosecutors said she was found with a rope around her neck, hidden under a tarp Williams told investigators he had used meth and forced the child to take it before sexually abusing her He then strangled her in what he described as a “very rageful and s*xually driven” attack The Alabama Court of Criminal Appeals upheld his conviction and death sentence last week. Williams has fired his attorneys and is pushing for a faster execution The case now moves to the Alabama Supreme Court and then to the governor to set an execution date