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Jessie Lewis
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Jessie Lewis
@ItsJessieLewis
Making stuff by day, overthinking at all hours. On maternity leave. Otherwise, writing at https://t.co/UzRjVAGH6T. she/her
Arizona Katılım Ekim 2011
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@ItsJessieLewis @Allegiant Did you ever find out the answer? Thanks
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Hey @Allegiant , I'm traveling with a baby. Can I gate check a pack-n-play for free? Your "traveling with children" page doesn't have any details on this. Thanks!
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@spindlypete Still can't believe you snuck these two into the world without any of us knowing they were even on their way. Top-level sneakery.
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@keegzzz Also, I haven’t eaten a blueberry in years. Blubberies, on the other hand…
(My husband hates this one)
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@keegzzz My baby brother needed a Q-tip for his “ear wack.” (Just one wack.) Now we’re always sure to clean out our ear wack.
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I watched a TikTok and read an article about "familects," the weird linguistic quirks and made up words you use with the people close to you, and I read every single comment, and now I want to hear y'all's.
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I moved Twitter to the last page of a folder on my phone and haven’t opened it more than once in the last month
I’d call it a win but I finally fell into the Instagram reels addiction hole 🤦🏻♀️
pretty sure that’s a net negative!
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I am freezing
Rick is cooking and the smell sent me straight to the bathroom
Now huddled in the couch waiting to die
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Been so massively distracted that I didn’t even think twice about eating the 4 day old shrimp curry that was left out for a few hours.
…😭
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Realizing just how many of these have stuck with me since leaving Ohio 18 years ago 😂
Midwest vs. The Rest@midwestern_ope
On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me 12 random seasons 11 unfixed potholes 10 walking tacos 9 lemme sneak past ya’s 8 runaway cattle 7 u betchas 6 games of corn hole 5 OPE SORRYS 4 winter storms 3 Welp, alright’s 2 one finger waves And a 45 minute doorway goodbye
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Doctor prescribed baby some steroids for the next few days to heal his lungs from the swelling so not only are his lungs now in top shape he is ANGRY and EXTRA EAGER to use them
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@ItsJessieLewis Omg! I'm so sorry! So relieved everything turned out OK, but ugh - terrible. 😞
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Home from 24 hours in the hospital with a baby who had a severe anaphylaxis event yesterday. Food allergies are no joke. I’m running on fumes and keep crying when it hits me how wrong it could have gone, but so thankful for epi pens, ER staff, kind nurses, and this precious kid.
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Not my heart pounding at 8pm because of my 12pm half caf 🤦🏻♀️
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@mikahallic Haha a regular printer is one thing—troubleshooting a 3d printer is living life on hard mode!
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@dohertyjf Man, I don’t even know. A solution that doesn’t require me to buy a new cartridge every time I want to print because it’s been a month since I printed something and the previous one is dry. I waste so much money for the ability to print like 10 pages a year.
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