Jiller Millian

Does anyone else have the kind of ADHD where you just kinda refuse to open mail?

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

cant believe im spending my hottest years sending emails

dating is hard when you’re a hopeless romantic, a reader AND a man hater at the same time.

Being neurodivergent means I can either do everything in one burst of energy or absolutely nothing for 3 business days.

I’m not ashamed to admit that while I’m grateful for having a job, I genuinely do not enjoy working.

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

Friday: Christ has died. Yesterday: Christ is risen. Tonight at midnight: Christ has entered the portal.

running a few trivial errands on saturday afternoon is my favorite way to unintentionally spend like $400

Going off grid for awhile. (Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)

It's her day 💗

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” literally yes, i’m sensitive

"just like patting my dog on the head. Makes me feel real good" 🤏

Being on top when you’re used to being a cutie pillow princess

“This isn’t what I voted for.” My brother in Christ it was an open book test!!!

Lot of audacity to send me a work email during my work hours

no matter how bad inflation gets, the price of buying a vowel on Wheel of Fortune is still $250 and I think that's beautiful

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Kansas appears to be playing a school I wasn't aware existed until 20 seconds ago, so naturally, I'm terrified