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@mr_unique67197 @Degrata254 Kwani wewe ni mchungaji

@Degrata254 Bro...nilikuwa nalipwa 175 shs pale thika kwa maua kupigia wadudu kelele ndio wazaane...nikaboeka nika quit nikaajiliwa kwa pond ya samaki kuchunga KORONGO wasikule mudfish na ndege zingine zinajulikana kama IGEGE kwa kimaasai...saa hii nko Narok nachunga ndege wasikule ngano.

Kwani nyi mna earn how much per month

The life of a man is a hard life.

"babe he's just my nail tech"

The system was not built to make you GREAT. The system was built to make you remain average. The system is a game, and the game is rigged. The people who become GREAT are not the most educated, talented or deserving, they are those who are aware of how the game is played.

99 days for thief one day for the owner 😂😂

5 Exercises to increase stamina, strength, testosterone levels, and cure ED and more... ( THREAD 🧵)

Watched an Alex Mwakideu interview the other day he was talking to the legendary judge from Vioja Mahakamani. Millennials, you know her ~That no-nonsense mama who took zero nonsense in that courtroom. Now here’s the wild part they never had scripts. Not a single one. They’d just show up, pick roles, agree on the case, and go. Cameras rolling, take one, done. So every punchline Alphonse Makacha and Dot Makokha ever dropped? Pure improvisation. No rehearsal. Nothing prepared. Just talent doing its thing in real time. Kenya really had something special with that crew. And here’s the part that gets me AG Amos Wako was fully behind the show. He’d supply them with real court cases and actual judgments from Kenyan courts. So when the judge passed her verdict on screen, it wasn’t made up. It was legally accurate, straight from the constitution. Comedy on the surface. Civic education underneath. That’s a level of craft most productions today can’t touch. Golden era. Salute to those legends. 🫡

Kegel Exercises for Men

If confusion was a person 🤣🤣🤣

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EPRA is set to announce new fuel prices today. The new prices come as Kenya faces a fuel scandal and rising global oil tensions.

I have not watched news or read a newspaper for over 2 years and my life has been peaceful! The media is a tool used to harvest your energy! Kila saa unakasirika tu! Bad news kila saa! They always keeping you on a negative vibration… Be intentional about what You consume nani

The life of an Elephant: 😂

Things that destroy men: • LUST • GLUTTONY • GREED

“We loved you. We supported you, and we can work with you. But hawa watoto unatembea nao…..”.

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya. This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing. He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father. Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him, “Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.” Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible. Not Waruthu. Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism. The man did not spend money. He attacked it. Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again. This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange. I’m not joking. Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque. 19 million. At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling. He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before. Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly. House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers. Any other human being would learn. Waruthu? Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary. Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project. Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance. Again the government comes. Again they acquire. Again Waruthu is paid. This time 25 million. You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million. This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects. He doesn’t farm. He doesn’t build wealth. He doesn’t invest. He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings. The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru. Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle. The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM. Respect. 😂

Mimi na beba ya quick Mart nikienda Naivas

I’m in love with this sentence: “Your future is shaped by the habits you repeat, not the goals you set.”

KPA MD Captain William Ruto Hospitalised & Daughter Dies After Being Involved in an Accident in Taita Taveta. Here is the statement.