Kimking
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Budget for this ni:
1. Udongo; 0ksh,
2. Mabati: 35K
3. Dirisha: 6 panels @ 5k=30k
4: Roofing and support structures: 30k if miti ni yako
5: Milango: 5k if miti ni yako
6: plastering: 50K
Either huyo fundi wako ni mwizi ama wewe ni mwongo. Kujenga sio that Expensive buana
Abun Ja Science 😎@ja_abun
@bungomaduke 140k so far, hio yako ni uwongo banaa😅 . Quatation ya plastering is 170k,all round, tilling 50k,electricity 40k.Chesa kujenga si rahisi
Filipino

@Bossyator And a tall perimeter wall with electric fence juu yake😅
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Jana asubuhi niliinvite my new found gf kejani then tukashinda the whole day tukipiga story na kujuana..she is a good nurse ...jioni kufika nkamshw mimi sasa naishia mjengoni ntarudi midnight..nkamuachia kshs 3k ajipange nayo . Kurudi nikapata this babe badala ya kutengeza some delicious meal yeye amejinunulia dress ya kshs 1800 kiatu ya 400, hunters choice kwota..balance akashika nazo sigara ,isitoshe maziwa ilikuwa kwa fridge amekunywa yote .. fruits pia amefyeka .. kitu iliniuma ata zaidi ni eti omena zangu pia alikula yiote ..then ako na guts za kuniuliza "Babe hujakuja na fries na chiken ,kwani hatukuli dinner ? " ..
Kukatisha story short ,hii relationship imededi na 4 days. I'm now single again. 🤣😂😂😂
Indonesia

Samaki yenye kichwa yake ni bitter inakuanga imetoka Mbita
Bro From Siaya@_Sakko
Luos only, mbona sometimes unapatana na samaki kichwa yake ni bitter ?
Indonesia

@kamauwaruhiu @JCarhire Gen Zs wameharibia kazi fundi wa viatu sana. Only millenials ndo bado wanavaa zile viatu za ngozi.
Indonesia

A smokie guy sells 100 pieces a day and makes maybe KES 15 profit per piece.
That is KES 1,500 per day.
Monthly, KES 45,000 from smokies, mayai, kachumbari, salt, and confidence.
Meanwhile some of us are in boardrooms wearing blazers, chasing “we shall revert.”
Maybe the real billionaire is the guy with toothpicks and tomato sauce.
Anyway, lemme go back to car hire. At least my cars don’t ask for kachumbari, they only ask for suspension, tyres, insurance, service, tracker, prayers, and patience.
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Ukiwa na Ksh. 100k
Chukua 50k unda app ya mtaa
Then chukua 10k ..rent pick up point mid town CBD.
Then office equipment 30k
Onboard all mama mboga within town ,riders and other traders who sales household items
List the items on the app
Watu wakinunua , the trader brings in the item Kwa ofisi ..Incase the client need delivery..the registered rider takes the job and deliver and you earn commission
Lastly you onboard them at a fee
Onboard 500 traders with 1k and earn 500k so sales commission Bado 🤣
From Calvince
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@Itswambu1 I read somewhere that pawpaw milk inasaidia. Kindly do some research to find out more.
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The last time I sold a rabbit it was 50 ksh ,I sold it to mwaniki who is now a big mechanic he paid 45 shillings and never paid 5 ,huyo gari yangu hawezi pewa atengeneze conmanship is where I draw the line . Sasa Kuna kijana hapa thigio inaitwa mbote anauza moja 2500 😨😨 what kind of inflation be this .
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Polo Kimani alikuwa UON
Class of 2014
Electrical Engineering
Kariuki, Lord Duncan Ndegwa

Degrata@Degrata254
Wenye mlisoma pamoja na polo Kimani alienda University wapi? Jamaa anakaa alifanya engineering or something. Story za D ya secondary hukua kupimana akili.
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Hakuna kitu Millennials huchunga kama their laminated certificates. Ata heri umchomee nyumba, gari, or any of their prized possessions—lakini umwachie makaratasi yake.
Ukikosana na bibi, the first instinct ni kuokoa credentials zako, because you’re 100% sure hapo ndio Delilah ataanzia; from her "investigations" she knows exactly where your weakness lies.
Watu wanashangaa mbona nowadays kila mahali unaenda unatembea na backpack — hadi in extreme situations, you strap it on your back ukikimbia kwa treadmill huko gym, ama ukiendea nyama kwa Butchery.
Nosy and shameless individuals who can’t mind their business can’t resist and eventually wanakuuliza the “itchy” question: kama in your sunset years umeamua kuwa “tech bro.”
You shake your head in denial and give them the one standard answer: “Huwezi elewa, my Brother!”
Kitu hawajui ni, umebeba “destiny” yako yote kwa mgongo.

Filipino

@iamjuddah Enda huko juu to the legendary club 36 karibu na Nairobi Primary
Eesti

@_Mzalendo I once ordered ugali maharagwe waiter akacheka bana, nilikuwa nimevaa suti
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